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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison

@mustardoligarch.bsky.social
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He/They | Your favourite orange comrade who's terrible at history and videogames; but *excellent* at the identification of fruits and veggies. Ponderer of the pie orb. YT: www.youtube.com/channel/UCXOnW4SGQ2…

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Link hat dick vein
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Everest has finally been conquered (100%ed PEAK baybeeeeeeeeeee)
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Eclipse good
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah, the final Peak update is an absolute banger. They absolutely COOKED
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm quite partial to a well portioned plate of Comrade Cuisine
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Big Walk is Big Good
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO WALK IT WITH MY FRIENDS
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Highkey one of my favourite moments in that game was the immediate realisation that it's a spooky horror game, not a fun coming of age story (actually no it's still that Greg is cool okay)
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nearly 20 years late to the party, but finally finished Halo 3. Extremely good game, I can see why everyone played it so much. So so good that they had such a firm, solid end where they definitely wouldn't keep trundling out the green man to print cash whenever the coke bucket ran dry
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Covid lockdown must have been like 9/11 for "where's my hug?" guys
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Absolutely cracked
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Walking lunges? no. ✨seated lunches✨
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is true
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is what happened to me, made me beeg fruity
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Gerdew🌺 @gerdew.art · 09/06/2026
Finally, Deltarune tomorrow!🌺
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Dom | VideoDojo @supergroovy.net · 08/06/2026
I'm going to be joining the wonderful @voxy.space and @mustardoligarch.bsky.social to react LIVE to the upcoming Nintendo Direct! In anticipation, I've laid out my upmost hopes and dreams in the form of a digital bingo card... Stream link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyDD...
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Ricochet! (not a banana) @ricochetcurl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Time to get fruityyyyyy~~~
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
two of them
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/04/2026
there should be a /dj (double joking) tag which is like the opposite of /hj for when ur joking like crazy style
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Huge if true
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/04/2026
I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I hear its where transmen go to get stupider, mandatory part of transitioning innit
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh fuck yeah, this is how your email finds me
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Beat Peak for the first time tonight! Had an absolutely blessed run all the way through the climb; but had to use all of my rope cannons and the rest of my gear on that final stretch. Literally was just Bingbong and I by the end; dropped my pack too. Genuinely terrific game, I love it so much :3
My extremely orange climber, dressed in a hawaiian shirt sitting in the seat of a rescue helicopter: the words "You Peaked" are written at the top of the screen, along with the results of my climb: showing that 1920m were climbed in 1:23:31, along with the badges achieved on this run.
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
French Tuck is my drag name
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 18/03/2026
my favorite memory about metaverse is when RTGame streamed it and, during his stream (and likely BECAUSE of it), meta's stock dropped by 20%
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Made a pie, innit
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 10/03/2026
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Tonyyyyyyy
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Voxy @voxy.space · 04/03/2026
i was in a drawing mood today (happens once a year at this rate lmao) so i drew my OC and some friends's! :3 (featuring @supergroovy.net, @mustardoligarch.bsky.social, Jinjo, @diskobonez.bsky.social, ChaloopaJoe, and @nosillarex.bsky.social)
drawing in a rough stylized art style with a CMYK palette.

features my sona Voxy, a yellow furred rabbit with brown ears (depicted as black), cyan and pink eyeshadow, large round glasses, and a pink jacket with a carrot-shaped zipper.

Voxy is standing in front of a cyan background, looking to the side with a puzzled expression. a speech bubble with a pink question mark originates from him.drawing in a rough stylized art style with a CMYK palette.

features:
Dom, a person with white skin, black hair, and rosy cheeks. they wear a cyan spacesuit with a square helmet and a white circular emblem on the torso.
MustardOligarch, similar to Dom but stockier, with blonde hair in a ponytail, and their spacesuit is orange (depicted as pink)

Dom and MustardOligarch are standing next to each other in front of a yellow background, with Dom on the left and MustardOligarch on the right. text refers to them as 🅱️om and 🅱️arry, respectivelydrawing in a rough stylized art style with a CMYK palette.

features:
Jinjo, a green Jinjo (depicted as yellow and cyan) from the Banjo-Kazooie series, a humanoid creature with a long sharp snout and ears.
disKO, an 8-bit pixelated white humanoid with a black visor

Jinjo and disKO are sat next to each other in front of a pink background.
they're both holding console controllers and playing a fighting game. a speech bubble coming from the (off-screen) television reads "K.O.!" in a pixelated font.
Jinjo is visibly angry over losing yet another round.

Jinjo: "DUDE!! How do you keep winning?! You don't even have FINGERS!!"
disKO: "Skill issue, baby!"drawing in a rough stylized art style with a CMYK palette.

features:
ChaloopaJoe (Choops), a Koopa from the Mario series, but made of dripping melted cheese, wearing a teal shell, cap, and boots. His tongue is perpetually sticking out and his eyes have a silly expression.
NosillaRex (Nosilla), a person with fair skin, orange hair (depicted as pink and yellow) in a messy bob cut, and large dot eyes. she wears a green top (depicted as cyan), yellow pants and white sneakers.

Choops and Nosilla are sitting on the floor in front of a black background, playing Mahjong with tiles laid out on the floor. Choops' stack of tiles is mysteriously missing. Nosilla is pointing down at the game, looking to be speaking to Choops.

text reads:
Choops (has already eaten all his mahjong tiles)
Nosilla (trying to teach Choops how to play mahjong)
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Y'know those posts where folks go "You get superpowers, but you lose them when somebody says a very particular sentence of your choice?" I feel like this is one of those sentences, utterly wonderful
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
microsoft was mid copilotgooning when they got installmogged by a linuxmaxxing protonchad
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A new legacy of kain game, and constant threats of poorly thought out invasions of the middle east. It really is 2003 all over again, huh
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Unomelon @unomelon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Microsoft has withdrawn their DMCA claim! The game is back up on Steam! Allumeria is back! Thank you EVERYONE for your support. It's hard to comprehend that a single post in my discord would lead to so many people expressing support. Thank you <3 #gamedev #indiedev
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/01/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thud! “Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When a frogs car breaks down, he gets it toad
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
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VideoDojo Games @videodojo.games · 14/01/2026
Excited for the Animal Crossing: New Horizons update dropping tomorrow? We are too! To celebrate we've designed some officially unofficial Townbox™ merch for you to wear in-game! 👕 Marupop T-Shirt: MO-RNBT-J6DL-QH5Y 🔬 Tuita's Lab Coat: MO-XRY4-8MHK-JK2B ⚙️ Yu's Jumpsuit Jacket: MO-JMVT-3Y30-LRTX
An Animal Crossing: New Horizons screenshot showing a player sitting on the beach at night time wearing a blue t-shirt depicting a Marupop.An Animal Crossing: New Horizons screenshot showing a player wearing a lab coat stood in front of a chalkboard depicting scientific diagrams.An Animal Crossing: New Horizons screenshot showing a player standing in a snowy play park wearing a yellow jacket.
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Must've been a real awkward car ride back to Gondor after Isildur didn't destroy the ring, huh?
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oh to be a happy blue sphere
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I'm gaey
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My hubris (drinking choccy milk) has been my downfall (my tummy hurts).
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Guess winter must be really bad in Belgium, with just how much good will Larian is burning through, jeeeez
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
WATER BUGS WATER BUGS
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Mustard Oligarch | Harrison @mustardoligarch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Huge developments in mechanical turk world
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