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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 4h
rice and beans is fusion cuisine if you think about it
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 5h
this is a real thing this time with enormous impact. but also these guys were humping nfts
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 5h
important to remember that the guys making all these predictions were selling you nfts 4 years ago
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 16h
if someone uses an ai agent to talk to you, it should be legal to stand your ground
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 16h
me and my buddies would've killed this guy with hammers i can tell you that much
muse
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the restaurant most recognizable by smell is burger king. you get within a city block and your nose hairs are coated in uniquely distinctive meat soot
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet
Kai Shaikh, a Ph.D. student in mathematics at the University of Toronto, also currently at SLMath, observed that theorems are easy to use as benchmarks, but that they capture little of the wonderment at the heart of math. "Just like a photograph of a mile marker can't provide much of the value of actually going on a hike," he said,
"it would seem to me that proofs without stories, or even stories without struggle or mystery, and first glimpses of strange beasts, are not very meaningful or valuable to us humans."
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
can't concentrate, the roofers next door have the boombox at 100 decibels blasting the kara swisher hillary clinton podcast
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
james talarico won't make your calves cramp. james talarico stocks electrolyte packets in the pantry just in case your calves start cramping for idiopathic reasons
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
grok coordinate my entire ad campaign also buy wife something that wifes like
susan collins pac runs ad in wrong portland
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it sucks that maha ruined “natural.” “natural” should be good but now it calls for deep skepticism
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is the 1 dentist out of 10 who disagrees. this is the dentist who’s been doing his own research
the natural dentist. mouthwash
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wanna feel old? there's a dale earnhardt jr jr jr now
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
still learning new sports guys but it's a one in one out system. oh i know amon-ra st brown now? it was nice knowing you, shareef abdur-rahim
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you don't need to learn any new guys once you turn 30. you already know far too many guys
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i stopped learning new pop culture figures in 2014 and have no idea who shane gillis is. happy for you tho. or sorry that happened
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nobody wants to work on maggies farm no more
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in woke 2 we're doing that peta shit. in woke 2 we're feeding two birds with one scone
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the most reddit atheist guys you've ever met: the computer is my friend and it is in pain
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
talked to someone who's optimistic about the future and it was like wow that's actually kind of cute. that's so quaint
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we gotta update our generation rubrics. millenials are now gen x. gen x are boomers. boomers are silent generation. silent generation are dead
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
amazon maintains a profile on me based on the shit i buy?
trump hearing about this for the first time
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i bet vietnamese morning bluesky goes hard if we could only read it
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
west coast posting doldrums start at 7 pm on bluesky. you're lucky to see 1-2 good posts after the wheel of fortune airs
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sorry we tried to index it to wages but that got killed in committee
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it should cost $10 to honk your car horn
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the second most boomer feeling thing is typing "how to restart phone" into your phone. the most boomer feeling thing is typing this on your ipad
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
reading amazon’s ai praising ted kaczynski’s manifesto
amazon’s mostly positive ai generated meta-review of ted kaczynski’s manifestoalanis morisette in the ironic video
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
times are indeed tough when three companies control the online ad market but also you were selling milk pillows
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whole lot of analysis here that doesn't involve "i was selling milk pillows"
i started a business last year. now i'm getting crushedLast year I stumbled across a gentle fabric woven from the protein fibers in milk and saw an opportunity.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guy on a public account that his friends can read: yeah i'm doing it just to keep up appearances. i'm doing it to put in the minimum possible effort into my transactional friendships
but you've automated your hobby

no, fantasy football is not my hobby. it's more of a social obligation.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my man got caught!
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
excuse me?
cat toy feature list. one of them is “self-pleasure”
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he's never not stealing your girl
blue steel cat
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bogo gyros: america’s last square deal
bogo gyros
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that’s the plan 🤞
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ask your doctor about eating two big gyros before 11:30 and going back to sleep
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the things i buy these days are all joyless necessities but at least their vessels bring him joy
cat in a box
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yet never happy hour. your amstel light will still be 18 dollars
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's called passive income let your money work for you
monthly rewards ownership dividends: $0.01
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[the replacements “kiss me on the bus” voice] rim me on the coach
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well well well if it isn’t a one week reprieve before seasonal depression hits
nice weather
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
awooga
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what is mayor pete even doing these days get a job bro
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can i at least get on the lefty spam text list. can you get zohran and abdul sending me 8 paragraph texts instead of talarico and mayor pete
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