muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 4hrice and beans is fusion cuisine if you think about it 041
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 5hthis is a real thing this time with enormous impact. but also these guys were humping nfts 060
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 5himportant to remember that the guys making all these predictions were selling you nfts 4 years ago 1101
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 16hif someone uses an ai agent to talk to you, it should be legal to stand your ground 091
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 16hme and my buddies would've killed this guy with hammers i can tell you that much 2283
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the restaurant most recognizable by smell is burger king. you get within a city block and your nose hairs are coated in uniquely distinctive meat soot 160
Reposted by muscle pullsJoseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet 8174031495
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026can't concentrate, the roofers next door have the boombox at 100 decibels blasting the kara swisher hillary clinton podcast 190
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026james talarico won't make your calves cramp. james talarico stocks electrolyte packets in the pantry just in case your calves start cramping for idiopathic reasons 160
Reposted by muscle pullsHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet 491548235
Reposted by muscle pullsAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways 281866210
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026grok coordinate my entire ad campaign also buy wife something that wifes like 0291
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it sucks that maha ruined “natural.” “natural” should be good but now it calls for deep skepticism 020
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/10/2026this is the 1 dentist out of 10 who disagrees. this is the dentist who’s been doing his own research 281
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026wanna feel old? there's a dale earnhardt jr jr jr now 130
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026still learning new sports guys but it's a one in one out system. oh i know amon-ra st brown now? it was nice knowing you, shareef abdur-rahim 1110
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026you don't need to learn any new guys once you turn 30. you already know far too many guys 2241
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i stopped learning new pop culture figures in 2014 and have no idea who shane gillis is. happy for you tho. or sorry that happened 1518
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026in woke 2 we're doing that peta shit. in woke 2 we're feeding two birds with one scone 040
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the most reddit atheist guys you've ever met: the computer is my friend and it is in pain 2325
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026talked to someone who's optimistic about the future and it was like wow that's actually kind of cute. that's so quaint 160
Reposted by muscle pullsLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 171447230
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026we gotta update our generation rubrics. millenials are now gen x. gen x are boomers. boomers are silent generation. silent generation are dead 180
Reposted by muscle pullsThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way 232228294
Reposted by muscle pullsceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 392672408
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026amazon maintains a profile on me based on the shit i buy? 060
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i bet vietnamese morning bluesky goes hard if we could only read it 110
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026west coast posting doldrums start at 7 pm on bluesky. you're lucky to see 1-2 good posts after the wheel of fortune airs 161
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026sorry we tried to index it to wages but that got killed in committee 010
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the second most boomer feeling thing is typing "how to restart phone" into your phone. the most boomer feeling thing is typing this on your ipad 060
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026reading amazon’s ai praising ted kaczynski’s manifesto 0202
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026times are indeed tough when three companies control the online ad market but also you were selling milk pillows 130
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026whole lot of analysis here that doesn't involve "i was selling milk pillows" 180
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026guy on a public account that his friends can read: yeah i'm doing it just to keep up appearances. i'm doing it to put in the minimum possible effort into my transactional friendships 1110
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ask your doctor about eating two big gyros before 11:30 and going back to sleep 290
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the things i buy these days are all joyless necessities but at least their vessels bring him joy 0100
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yet never happy hour. your amstel light will still be 18 dollars 020
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's called passive income let your money work for you 2665
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[the replacements “kiss me on the bus” voice] rim me on the coach 1103
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026well well well if it isn’t a one week reprieve before seasonal depression hits 040
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what is mayor pete even doing these days get a job bro 1140
muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026can i at least get on the lefty spam text list. can you get zohran and abdul sending me 8 paragraph texts instead of talarico and mayor pete 2162