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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 9h

Adjust the schedule so we can have Dallas and Detroit play each other, we will get the highest scoring game of all time

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17h

This is the kind of thing you imagine businesspeople say when you're seven

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay, and autistic friend: I’m Tom Cruise and I hope you’ll go see my new film DIGGER in theaters now

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 23h

Is Susan Dell okay?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ.

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gooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is funnier than learing center. Put it on tshirts

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Doesn’t say “no drunks” gee I wonder why.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/09/2026

"This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you."

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hope the entire administration knows no peace for the rest of the living, mouthbreathing lives until they take their last breath.

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, Amazon Prime Vision with Next Gen Stats is so cool. I get a spotlight on Kyle Pitts as they're not throwing at him and I can see him not getting the ball on every snap. Transformative.

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Chef @chef033.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For thousands of years no one gave a fuck about hamburger, until one brave glove decided to step up and help.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"ESPN and the SEC made their little pact, and now they’re trotting out their highest paid jackasses to put a late shine on it. It’s a pathetic effort that debases the rest of us." defector.com/this-is-so-f...

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This Is So Fucking Embarrassing | Defector

I guess the addled corpus of Lee Corso was the only thing keeping ESPN’s college football arm from shedding every last trace of dignity. Because if you tuned into the four-letter network’s College Gam...

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

1. The car sucks. 2. Unpopular opinion: he turned himself.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Someone told me that America is the most indoctrinated littered country on the face of planet earth, and honestly, I’m believing it. Freedumb 250 y’all.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now theonion.com/parents-gently-explain…

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*insert worst person makes good point onion picture*

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't really follow politics

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When your only highlight of your Grand Prix is last years world champion telling you to fuck off about what he can’t drink, then I think you have a shitty Grand Prix.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Do love waking up to a surprise AO victory.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

anyways it’s the first NFL Sunday and some team everyone thinks will be pretty good is about to embark on an unexpected shitshow of a year, pumped to find out who it ends up being

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

lmao, no way. It bounced off him into the air and got picked by Ohio State

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Candace Owens presents The Seance of Charlie Kirk (2026)

Incoming Message from the Big Gjant Head, says medium French Stewart

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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well this graphic would’ve been useful two nights ago

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Might need to save this for future memes

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well, what are you going to do about it since you’re enabling it, shitheel.

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Daniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If one Nazi comes on here and says "I'm a Nazi" and 100 responders say "Fuck Nazis" they'll ban those 100 people. If one trans person says "I'm trans" and 100 nazis say "Fuck Trans people" Bluesky will ban the trans person.

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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

DUI honeypot

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Duped by AI, which reminds me to burn down your local data center.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And you as well, right into the sun.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Either that or a tire, a car going straight then suddenly points in different direction is unnatural. I know I know, it’s Hovercar, that’s besides the point.

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Mike @murphyslawl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

IMSA have normal race challenge: impossible

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Harry Potter and It Just Gets Worse From There (2026)

Harry Potter drives the Prime hydration station cybertruck with a loss cartoon on the top, with a FREETOPG licenseplate, to catch up with the Brexit Express about to run over Jimothy, past the OpenAI data center. And the Cargill blimp adn the Teletubby sun are there because why not.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Some personal news, Our priest just pulled out a puppet and is giving the sermon this morning via a puppet

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