Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12hBrandon Sanderson: I have spent 2/3rds of 800 pages meticulously setting up my dominos to knock them over Matt Dinniman: I named a guy Dr Fart as a joke but I accidentally made him important to the plot so now I gotta kill Dr Farts wife 010
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ms Rachel: LETS OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT *hop little bunny starts playing, toddlers lose their mind* 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ms Keisha belting a high ass note on a song about potty training ok ms Rachel 000
Reposted by GoblertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122442244
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A caveman discovering a source of heat after lightning strikes a dry tree: bro this shit is fire 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In light of recent Macklemore news, Zeke is vindicated as hell 000
Reposted by GoblertJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation. 15100675
Reposted by GoblertMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 253281576
Reposted by Goblertalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Do not. Use. JC penis credit card. 912751522
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Confident that my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna say I’m like a top 1% listener of Raffi 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Making my daughters 2nd birthday themes “two fast two curious” and requiring everyone to dress like Vin Diesel 000
Reposted by GoblertJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 11/08/2026Everyone Older Than Me Is A Boomer, Everyone Younger Than Me Is A Zoomer: A Millennial's Guide To Complaining 615033
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My biggest conspiracy theory is that every app is designed to make it really easy to accidentally click ads 020
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026*my Daughter complaining and whining suddenly in the other room* Me: What’s wrong baby? My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat 000
Reposted by GoblertTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise 3101772
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It would be so funny if Lindsey Graham died of this outbreak of explosive diarrhea 080
Reposted by GoblertAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every so often I get to think of something that is not awful. I interviewed Henry freaking Rollins about his quest with Ian MacKaye and a few other schemers to revive Vengeance Records, The Cramps’ record label: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comHow two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.” 611704419
Reposted by Goblertjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner. 249137022814
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When I say I want to live in a walkable city this is what I mean 000
Reposted by GoblertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154524144
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I love how much Scotland loves Boston, sorry the stadium is actually in foxboro 010
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Like a shark can smell blood in the water my daughter intuitively knows I’m lying about how we are out of berries 000
Reposted by Goblert21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn. 195222153258
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026My pet conspiracy theory is every website and app intentionally make it easy to misclick advertisements 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Blueskys technical issues are not trending on Bluesky due to technical issues 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Bluesky’s technical issues aren’t trending on Bluesky because of the technical issues 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The Pitt but it’s my job and it’s me putting the wrong juice in a can 100 times every day and then crying 020
Reposted by GoblertActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will 1084354647
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I don’t know what mogging is and I will never let myself learn more about it 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Hollywood is doomed I just made a high quality movie with chatGPT in 10 minutes *posts a 4 second long video of jingling keys* 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Calling it now season 3 of the Pitt will take place on Christmas 010
Reposted by GoblertIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/03/2026Ah, you think No Kings is going to accomplish anything? It's nothing compared to my approach of never being around other people for any reason 242542266
Reposted by Goblertjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/03/2026if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things 157211922496
Reposted by GoblertTerrence Peterson @tgpeterson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss 471857281
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I work well under pressure but the pressure has to be self inflicted or else I don’t work well at all 000
Reposted by GoblertMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389449561
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I literally just got a real ID and it was rejected multiple times during my work trip. What was fuck is the point 010
Reposted by GoblertH.R. Giygas @aflightybroad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026getting ready to break out the DOW 20,000 hat 041