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Goblert

@muralgoblin.bsky.social
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Comedy, Boston, Food science, whatever

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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12h
Brandon Sanderson: I have spent 2/3rds of 800 pages meticulously setting up my dominos to knock them over Matt Dinniman: I named a guy Dr Fart as a joke but I accidentally made him important to the plot so now I gotta kill Dr Farts wife
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ms Rachel: LETS OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT *hop little bunny starts playing, toddlers lose their mind*
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ms Keisha belting a high ass note on a song about potty training ok ms Rachel
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A caveman discovering a source of heat after lightning strikes a dry tree: bro this shit is fire
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In light of recent Macklemore news, Zeke is vindicated as hell
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meme showing guy on left being sad with apple technology with text saying: "i like apple products." guy is happy on the right, showing apple food with text saying: "i like apple products"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
screenshot of a one star Yelp review i found on r/oldpeoplefacebook.

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Derek

US 5 reviews

Mar 28, 2025

Do not. Use JC penis credit card.

Do not.

Use your JC penis credit card back by synchrony bank What a diamond ring which the diamonds fell off of it. Not once, but Twice. gave me a store. Credit used it and they are still charging me. big ring and I got a smaller. We are not consumer beware. Do not buy Jewelry. with the JC Penney's credit card.

March 11, 2025

Unprompted review
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Confident that my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna say I’m like a top 1% listener of Raffi
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Making my daughters 2nd birthday themes “two fast two curious” and requiring everyone to dress like Vin Diesel
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 11/08/2026
Everyone Older Than Me Is A Boomer, Everyone Younger Than Me Is A Zoomer: A Millennial's Guide To Complaining
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My biggest conspiracy theory is that every app is designed to make it really easy to accidentally click ads
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
*my Daughter complaining and whining suddenly in the other room* Me: What’s wrong baby? My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kash Patel trying to arrest diarrhea
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It would be so funny if Lindsey Graham died of this outbreak of explosive diarrhea
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Every so often I get to think of something that is not awful. I interviewed Henry freaking Rollins about his quest with Ian MacKaye and a few other schemers to revive Vengeance Records, The Cramps’ record label: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt was robbbbbbed
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Big day for losers
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When I say I want to live in a walkable city this is what I mean
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tokenmaxxing by tellin AI to uninstall itself
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love how much Scotland loves Boston, sorry the stadium is actually in foxboro
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Leave room for milk? No leave room for the lord
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Like a shark can smell blood in the water my daughter intuitively knows I’m lying about how we are out of berries
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A fricken meteah kid
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My pet conspiracy theory is every website and app intentionally make it easy to misclick advertisements
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Blueskys technical issues are not trending on Bluesky due to technical issues
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky’s technical issues aren’t trending on Bluesky because of the technical issues
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Pitt but it’s my job and it’s me putting the wrong juice in a can 100 times every day and then crying
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will
Cartoon of man exasperatedly throwing his hands up and saying "I guess"
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don’t know what mogging is and I will never let myself learn more about it
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hollywood is doomed I just made a high quality movie with chatGPT in 10 minutes *posts a 4 second long video of jingling keys*
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Calling it now season 3 of the Pitt will take place on Christmas
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/03/2026
Ah, you think No Kings is going to accomplish anything? It's nothing compared to my approach of never being around other people for any reason
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/03/2026
if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things
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Terrence Peterson @tgpeterson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I work well under pressure but the pressure has to be self inflicted or else I don’t work well at all
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I literally just got a real ID and it was rejected multiple times during my work trip. What was fuck is the point
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
CHAINSAW MAN CHAPTER WAS A FAKE OUT RIGHT? RIGHT???
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H.R. Giygas @aflightybroad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
getting ready to break out the DOW 20,000 hat
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Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My daughter is in her “uh oh” and “bye bye” era
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