Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 5hNo one really liked the end of Chainsaw Man but this is idk I still think about the last interaction between Denji and Pochita a lot. 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Brandon Sanderson: I have spent 2/3rds of 800 pages meticulously setting up my dominos to knock them over Matt Dinniman: I named a guy Dr Fart as a joke but I accidentally made him important to the plot so now I gotta kill Dr Farts wife 010
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ms Rachel: LETS OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT *hop little bunny starts playing, toddlers lose their mind* 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ms Keisha belting a high ass note on a song about potty training ok ms Rachel 000
Reposted by GoblertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 307122512243
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A caveman discovering a source of heat after lightning strikes a dry tree: bro this shit is fire 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In light of recent Macklemore news, Zeke is vindicated as hell 000
Reposted by GoblertJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation. 15100675
Reposted by GoblertMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 253278574
Reposted by Goblertalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Do not. Use. JC penis credit card. 912750522
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Confident that my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna say I’m like a top 1% listener of Raffi 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Making my daughters 2nd birthday themes “two fast two curious” and requiring everyone to dress like Vin Diesel 000
Reposted by GoblertJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/08/2026Everyone Older Than Me Is A Boomer, Everyone Younger Than Me Is A Zoomer: A Millennial's Guide To Complaining 615033
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My biggest conspiracy theory is that every app is designed to make it really easy to accidentally click ads 020
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026*my Daughter complaining and whining suddenly in the other room* Me: What’s wrong baby? My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat 000
Reposted by GoblertTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise 3101772
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It would be so funny if Lindsey Graham died of this outbreak of explosive diarrhea 080
Reposted by GoblertAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every so often I get to think of something that is not awful. I interviewed Henry freaking Rollins about his quest with Ian MacKaye and a few other schemers to revive Vengeance Records, The Cramps’ record label: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comHow two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.” 611704419
Reposted by Goblertjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner. 249137032813
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Tired: attending the great American state fair Wired: eating literally any Ethiopian food in DC 020
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When I say I want to live in a walkable city this is what I mean 000
Reposted by GoblertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154514143
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Scotland loving Boston and disliking New York fills me with so much pride 0121
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I love how much Scotland loves Boston, sorry the stadium is actually in foxboro 010
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Like a shark can smell blood in the water my daughter intuitively knows I’m lying about how we are out of berries 000
Goblert @muralgoblin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This headline is a brand new sentence never before spoken or written 091
Reposted by Goblert21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn. 195222123258