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I am no Jedi

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About goddamn time
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sac St has the “Whizzinator’s” kid on their roster. Look it up. Vikings fans will know.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun fact: Coach (Andy) Heck is my second cousin. His dad Robert was an olineman for the first D2 national title winning ndsu bison.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How bout them Bison
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Jeffrey @orangerunner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We had <ten> Benghazi investgations
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We sure Fernando is the best Mendoza?
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuckin Peter Cullen. gdi
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok. No universally loved celebrity deaths today. Agreed?
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly. Please not her.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How the DOJ and Biden admin ran out the clock and enabled Trump's revisionist history of 1/6. From my book THEY KNEW, published in 2022:
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Interesting that there was a report a few days ago about Drumpf selling wild horses.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
830 pm on a Sunday and I’ve got missionaries knocking on my gd door. Get a fuckin grip.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No hyperbole, this is the greatest video ever created.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m sittin here listening to my wife talk to our son, on her birthday, trying to help him plan his upcoming wedding in January. And I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy in my life. Life is good yall.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is the best one.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“We’re gonna rely on prayers. Not policy change with input from the citizens. Just good ole are you there god, it’s me, Mike”
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Any mechanics know why or how or what “over-retarded” means for a cam shaft.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This selective amnesia, where both the crimes of Trump's first term and the refusal to enforce accountability for them in Biden's term (along with new Biden crimes), is profitable for pundits but extraordinarily damaging to democracy. You can't change the future if you're forgetting the recent past.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In all seriousness, they've been doing this for years (remember Roger Stone saying that if Trump wasn't POTUS in 2016 there'd be a "bloodbath") and the real question is why officials refused to enforce accountability and still refuse to do so. But that requires having a memory and doing research.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You can spend the rest of your life laughing at this and it still won’t be enough
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This Day in Labor History: July 5, 1935. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed the National Labor Relations Act. This created real labor law and allowed unions to survive. Let's talk about the most important labor law in American history!
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I guess I’ll never understand why soccer is so popular around the world. And maybe I’m not supposed to understand but this flopping and faking injuries is excruciating to watch.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Organizing your weekly pill box.”
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is there such a thing as a switch kicker in soccer? Like a switch hitter in baseball?
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Andrew Lewis FC @andrewlewisfc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Waging a war of aggression to preserve your enemy's right of self defence.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to the Knicks and Knicks fans. James Dolan, you can fall dick first into an electrified bear trap.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not surprising to anyone with working eyes and a brain. This is what he’s always done. Just fuckin pay attention.
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/06/2026
you think if I could afford a pot I would piss in it? what the hell are you doing to your pots
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/06/2026
Trump claims he's "2 or 3 days" from a deal with Iran (he's said this approximately 20 times since March)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not possible for the Atlanta Falcons to have lost the 2017 Super Bowl after the big lead they had. Rigged ball pressure!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i (79M) made a work excuse to skip my son's (48M) wedding but i'm definitely going to an nba finals game later this week. AITA?
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy 1984 everybody!
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
(*me in 2027 waiting in line for my live-streamed execution in the now-permanent UFC arena in front of the White House*) “You know I actually did kinda think it would end this way”
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
L-the job I actually did R-how I told my boss I did the job
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail. R - Photo put out by staffer.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
if one removed people who obsessively talk about teenagers' genitalia in public, a huge swathe of the conservative movement would simply vanish
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
a pointless fight in front of a half-demolished house is kind of the perfect metaphor for America
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Six months ago, Trump forked over $12 billion in taxpayer funds to bail out farmers and farm bankruptcies were *still* up 46% in 2025. This guy is living on another planet.
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sharyl Attkisson thought Obama hacked her computer when the delete key got stuck. I’m not kidding. Link below. She is incredibly stupid. I’ve followed her “work” for over decade because she was also one of the few media people who took the antivax movement’s most crank theories seriously.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Brilliant. As always.
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#mnwild
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mulletmilitia99.bsky.social @mulletmilitia99.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When you think about it spurs are actually quite cruel to horses. Everything that includes spurs, whether by name or thing, should be disallowed. #wolves
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