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Official reason for being fired from a job: "you're condescending and can't pick up on social cues"

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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is there anything more weird and relieving than quitting a toxic job that you liked and mostly didn't want to leave other than the fact that almost everyone you worked with canonically hated you for no reason?
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm glad Hunter S. Thompson didn't live to see the modern political era. I don't think I would've liked his take on the whole business. I'm glad though that his legacy lives on in people like pisspiggranddad who is doing some of the funniest reporting ever
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is going to sound corny but my husband makes the same two jokes every time they're relevant and I absolutely love him for it. Like I'm so happy we have to do paperwork to break up because I love this dopey fucker and his dumbass puns.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Man it's a hot one
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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 29/06/2026
dick suck, who played for both teams in 69
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Seeing summaries of Hedwig and the Angry Inch as "following a botched gender confirmation surgery" makes me think things like maybe "wokeness has actually gone too far" because wtf that's not even close to what the story is about.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sitting here thinking about how a piece of shit like Clint Eastwood could make a masterpiece like "Unforgiven"
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When I go down, I hope it's to "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This book is so bad that when my colleagues and I (all trauma specialists specifically in IPV/SV) read it for our office book club we could hear each other yelling about it through the walls. Fuck this book and this man's shitty fucking science and gross ass writing.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This was an excellent episode except that they missed how a few years later this all got repackaged as resiliency
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I have been sick for two weeks with various infections, one of which landed me in the ER, and all I can think to myself is "why am I so tired?"
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My friend is dead as of last Wednesday and I can't stop spontaneously crying. Also small but ultimately not devastating bad things keep happening. I slipped on ice and hurt myself. I lost a job opportunity. I stubbed my toe. I'm so fucking tired already of crying at these things.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026
Suicide is never the answer
Instagram ad with picture of some hands. Text: Another winter ruining your hands? END IT NOW.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It is legitimately weird to be reading CoD Ghost/Soap porn while in reality middle aged men are wearing Ghost’s mask while murdering and kidnapping people in American cities. Like sorry I can't you seriously. My only context for this cosplay is Ghost pathetically simping for Soap over comms.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hearing songs from my misspent teenage years in major television shows in my 30s is weird. Like I have vivid memories of listening to Feist and Scout Niblet that have nothing to do with queer romance. Well...male queer romance at least...
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The theme of 2026 seems to be balancing the individual need to survive day to day in the US with the mounting horror of witnessing atrocities committed by the place where you live.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You know what's super chill and cool and not at all a living nightmare? Experiencing almost nonstop tension headaches and migraines for months and spending most of today writhing in pain and vomiting. Just normal body stuff I guess.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Spending today listening to @notalawyer.bsky.social tell me about rich and powerful psychopaths. At least he has reassured me our friendship is real and not parasocial.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Listening to a podcast episode about copaganda reminds me of how much of my early interest in being a detective was informed by the X-Files. I wanted to be Mulder so badly, in so small part because I likely wanted to have sexual tension with Scully.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is me every day when I wake up
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Reposting again because I find something new in this monologue each time I watch it. This time it's "how much lunch meat you can spare." And absolutely psychotic way to phrase that.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ah haven't seen Blankets come up for a book ban in a while. To be clear, comics have ratings and libraries have age guided designations for books. This is, once again, fucking dumb.
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
These mother fuckers just want a butler or a personal assistant or some shit. They want Alfred because they all like to fantasize about being Bruce Wayne. These men would rather make AI do the work they've been off loading into women for decades than learn to do themselves.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I just had to reschedule an appointment with a headache specialist and their earliest available date was January 8 which is cool for me, the person with debilitating headaches and migraines. Meanwhile I have to be reminded every day that billionaires exist.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Fuck cars
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ah yes the update to obscenity laws that will criminalize queer and trans people, librarians, sex educators, and artists. This has been a long time coming and they have laid the groundwork for this to pass perfectly by constantly equating porn with anything potentially sex related.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This doesn't surprise me given they hired Jud Meyers, another embezzler who used his connections in comics to fuck over everyone he knew. IDW's e suite was just full of crooks that we'll likely end up hearing about for years.
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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Episode 37: Of Boys And Men Conservatives say American masculinity is under attack from a cancerous, mendacious progressive movement. Centrists say the same thing, but more politely. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 03/06/2025 · 1h 23m
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/01/2025
The Simpsons Don't Make Me Tap The Sign meme, but: "If we don't make it dangerous to be a Nazi, they'll make it dangerous not to be"
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hunter S. Thompson, for all his faults, understood the political heartbeat of this country better than anyone of his and subsequent generations. The only thing he would be surprised about regarding Trump's second term is that we all pretended to be so fucking surprised by it.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/03/2025
I think a lot of people who have been ascribing lofty political ideals to this guy are going to be disappointed by what comes out if you let him talk for a while
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 05/03/2025
It is very hard for certain people to understand that not everyone thinks that America is the greatest country in the world; that they also believe they live in a country as free as ours, and that they love their country and do not want it to be America.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Look I don’t have much dating advice to give but I would not date topless Lincoln, topless Lincoln has the exact vibe of someone who will ruin your life and credit score
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Am I anxious? Is this existential dread? Did I just drink coffee on an empty stomach? These are the important questions for my psychiatrist.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR."  The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
huh i wonder what this about
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
People are saying it's over, job done, victory lap, et cetera, but I don't think it will ever be over. I think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at Drake's funeral. This is less a hip-hop feud and more a cautionary tale about invoking the wrath of a vengeful spirit.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It's worth reiterating - Microsoft's own research indicates that use of generative AI degrades critical thinking skills and erodes confidence in unassisted decision making.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I read a couple chapters of Project 2025 for work and boy oh boy were there some wild things in there. I mostly find it interesting that acknowledging that trans people exist is somehow more "ideological" than putting this in the HHS chapter.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's probably time to either hold off on fandom tattoos for a while or at least make a habit of scrolling directly to "controversies" on creator's Wikipedia pages before settling on a design.
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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
No live organism can continue for long to exist deadly under conditions of absolute Christmas; even church and sleigh bells are supposed, by some, to ring. Tiny Tim, NOT dead, stood against the holly, holding turkey within; he had stood so for eight years and might stand for eighty more.
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Always sleepy @muchspooky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Right now this app can only offer me two things: scathing political commentary from writers and podcasters and Call of Duty porn. I'm not here for anything else
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