Reposted by Matt TraubJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026That's too many bricks man. Also that's not a foundation 122055
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i appreciate religious institutions reaching out to me right now when I need it. 110
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Found a good law firm, if anyone is looking to get the death penalty in traffic court. 000
Reposted by Matt TraubRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026being online is often to be part of an open world RPG where everyone has forgotten what the current mission is or if there even is one 619320
Reposted by Matt TraubDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152274410
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mclusky posted some great shots they got from the stage after the show last night. 040
Reposted by Matt TraubBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash 34100391
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There is still beauty in the world if you look for it. 010
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just got a Dutch language announcement of the temperature in Fahrenheit. I don’t think anyone got inf that was useful to them. 000
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Was in Helsinki earlier this week and already want to go back. 010
Reposted by Matt TraubDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Trump tried to tell them not to do Covid but they just wouldn't listen. I think the Senate hearings today where a bunch of car dealership guys with That Four Drink Energy took turns getting upset about stuff from their phones established that pretty well. 1666641
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You haven’t fully experienced imax until you’ve watched an ad about keeping the theatre clean featuring Belgian field hockey players who you expected to immediately recognise. 010
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I will be fully used to living in Belg when I stop noticing this and finding it weird, but that day has not yet come. 100
Reposted by Matt TraubBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Texas is our coolest state, and also our most evil, and it’s not gonna let you just pick one of those 2025438
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Does this just mean that you show up and they murder you? 000
Reposted by Matt TraubNicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough 4147691101
Reposted by Matt TraubJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165610961
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026There’s nothing specific I can identify as offensive here, but it still seems somehow racist against like 10 different ethnicities. 000
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Belgian outdoors app recommended I go cycling at a place called "Drowned Children Ponds." 110
Reposted by Matt TraubGrant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup 161616329
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Enjoying a traditional Father‘s Day (taking a run and the drinking a non alcoholic beer while I cook my family Sicili food.) 000
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I appreciate that they wanted to let students perform during graduation, but I think the administration should have vetoed Metal Machine Music. 110
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Constantly amazed by the number of people doing Duolingo at full volume in public spaces. 000
Reposted by Matt TraubBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026it's fucking hilarious that all the Knicks needed to win a title was to distract their known idiot of an owner with a literal giant shiny thing 61769
Reposted by Matt TraubBarry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking 273122379
Reposted by Matt TraubArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/06/2026España, by Ricard Verde, 1937, 📸 by Ronald Cortes 41384188
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I have a lot of doubts about this team actually getting to anything close to this. www.82-0.com/share?id=tjo...82-0.com82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record. 000
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My best so far www.82-0.com/share?id=KF5...82-0.com82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record. 000
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I just described Joseph Cotton as part of the Orson Welles Cinematic Universe and my son immediately responded with “sure, the WCU”. 100
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Unfortunate to be in Berlin and unable to attend important cultural events 010
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Dr. Octopus, do you reject Satan and all his empty promises? 100
Reposted by Matt TraubDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
Matt Traub @mtraub.bsky.social · 15/05/2026At a community center in Belgium with a great stage and inexpensive high quality beer. 220
