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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mahabharat?
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's weird, the pins were swapped about apart from the last one. ⚡ MapTap Challenge Round! www.maptap.gg/challenge 7😱 4🤮 45😨 7😱 94🏆 Score: 404 in 15.2s (9.8s to spare!)
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 12/01/2026
Wasn't he in the Monkees?
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Pep Guardiola looks like he’s stuck in his seat for the fifth frame in a row, watching Ronnie O’Sullivan make yet another century.
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I saw Urge Overkill at Glastonbury 1994. Probably 3000 people there. They opened with Girl you'll be a woman soon. When the song finished everyone left.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You start off in Berkshire and end up in... Twatshire #bottom
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
A large percentage of Lancastrian drag acts have a Wigan address.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"You're not my surreal Dad!"
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you clear the whole table straight from your break.
Freddie Mercury, being majestic, his mic stand looking just like a pool cue.
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The development: The developer.
Major development next to crocodile zoo announcedJimmy Nail, of crocodile shoes fame.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I thought Starmer had banned chips because they weren't woke enough #christsake
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I've got Karate on Wednesdays, I can't miss that or I'll never get my yellow belt.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Is it Return of the Saint now he's in his sixties?
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Didn't he used to play for Man City?
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You've got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I clicked on this looking for answers. I guess we'll never know.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Have a front driver's side on me.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Up there in my top ten albums. This and The Prodigy kicked the fading Britbop square in the balls.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Vaxxed?
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My first DnD book ❤️ I got really into it for a while, collecting these books, painting the lead figures etc. No-one else was interested so I gave it up. Recently, my friend mentioned his son loves it so I gave him my box of stuff from the loft. His face lit up like he'd unlocked ancient treasure.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Facebook is now just life saving hacks where a lady squirts 5 tubes of toothpaste into a shoe and spot welds it onto a milk crate.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Buzz Aldrin?
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
9/10 Brownlow. I thought he was the Chief Super in the Bill
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ooh subtle grunge! Could be up my alley.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I hope they play When I'm Cleaning Windows at the funeral.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
How's your best mate's wife recovering from that debilitating illness. Er dunno he didn't mention it.
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My old man's Tom Tugend, he wears a Tom Tugend hat
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large British Telecomobile
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Too long since I’ve shared this. youtu.be/ji6r7J6L2bk?...
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Bundesliga Fashion
YouTube video by Tom Tomsk
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mshelock.bsky.social @mshelock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's probably got a new blue sky account and putting it out there.
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