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Jingle Bellend

@mrweir.bsky.social
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Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.

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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was there late 2005 to mid 2008. Got out before the crash. Glad I wasn't there when things went south.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in the kitchen. From week one it was end of Rome days extravagance in terms of purchasing. Always busy, paid really well, ludicrous hedonism by all. Totally nuts. I have a photo album covering those years and it was honestly amazing fun. The arse end of the Celtic Tiger in a nutshell.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have SO many stories about working there for a few years.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not the Corkhill
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JIMMY!!!!!!!
Jimmy, about to get a 66,000 volt shock, while retrieving his copy of Phil Collins' 'Face Value' from an electricity substation.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JIMMY!!!!!!!! Retrieving his frisbee ftom a spicy substation.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not now pneumonia of unknown etiology
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In one of my first summer jobs a manager said "We'll cross that troubled bridge of water when we come to it.".
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Paint us like two of your French girls."
Suri the Maltese and JuJu the terrier (unknown) lying on their backs.
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The Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love @vizcomic.bsky.social This is from their Instagram account. #TheArchers
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's now having a bash at 'There Must be an Angel'. Putting a glass to the floor.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy fucking shit the kid int the apartment downstairs got in from school, cranked on the tunes and just hit (and held) the high note on the chorus of Take on Me
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A-ha - Take On Me (Music Video Clip)
ALT: A-ha - Take On Me (Music Video Clip)
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'anyway' has a 'w' in it.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're going to get what you deserve. bsky.app/profile/mrwe...
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trent Reznor threatens everyone with a bad time.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Common mistake generally made by native speakers. Chalk it up next to spelling 'lose' with double o.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back covers for the back curious
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
£6 in a village charity shop. Like how Adge Cutler outranks the Blondie and Madonna original 7"s in price.
7" singles of Blondie 'Atomic', £1 50, Madonna 'Into The Groove', 50p and 'Like a Virgin, £1. And finally Adge Cutler and The Wurzels with their "Scrumpy and Western" ep, £3.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One good thing has come out the Fairford shite. And that's me now knowing the death beast that rumbled above me back in July was a B1 Lancer bomber.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bryan Warbis
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arthur and Shadow's 80s synth pop debut is out now.
Two cats looking like an 80s album cover.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A big wet chef's kiss to the WH Smiths employee responsible for that sticker placement.
A sticker covering the P and I of the magazine title 'Pick Me Up!'
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made this joke on @thecidershedpod.bsky.social when Phoebe gave birth and it went down like a turd in a space station because @keriwarbis.bsky.social had no idea who Toni Braxton was.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imminent
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much any more.
A very remote bus stop in South West England.
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HI SCORES. 2026 REISSUE. 20 NOVEMBER, LP / CD. Celebrating 30 years of ‘Hi Scores’. boardsofcanada.com
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nice Clap
ALT: Nice Clap
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probing interview with Jake
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/qt7EryHxBPI?...
youtu.be
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree : Lawrence Welk Orchestra
YouTube video by Crucial Taunt
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The music that's playing underneath our chat at the beginning?
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dolly / The Sheep
My Saint Dolly  (Parton) sweater with one of our sheep on the background.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah yes. The old stood up defence. No coming back from that.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coming through Westerleigh on the train, just saw two majestic Brown Hares sat together in a field and then about 30 seconds later, a lone Muntjac inspecting a tilled field. So day is looking up.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bloody love Temple Meads. I won't let it ruin the memory.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
According to this land of the free vigilante tourist, I was complicit. Yeah, sure M8. I just flew Porto to Bristol on zero sleep to aid in the juvenile theft of Monster Munch. They asked the worker (who couldn't give an arse tbf) if they could print her photo on a poster from the security cam.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got told off for not tackling a shoplifter in WH Smiths Temple Meads, so yep, definitely back in England. PS : It was crisps, she was tiny, looked starving and NOBODY likes a grass
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Village People, Kid Rock and Rosanne Barr beatbox incoming.
All support acts on Ed Sheeran's US tour quit after Macklemore dropped.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also, saw Tracey Ullman outside looking like she was coming in. Didn't expect that.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back here for the first time since NYE 1993.
A crowd at Brixton Academy waiting for Broken Social Scene.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woop
Sunrise reflecting on the sea as seen from a plane
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From the back of our cab. Last photo I took of New York as we were leaving, March 2000.
Photo taken from the back of a yellow taxi cab, there are cars behind us.You can see the start of the Brooklyn Bridge and the Hudson River to the left. The sun is setting between the tall buildings in the distance beyond the bridge and on the right you can see the twin towers of the World Trade Centre.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BANGER
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The complete cat insanity of NOT my side of the office has just arrived in the mail.
A keyboard with a cat-shaped mouse. A mouse in the shape of a cat's head. Cat-themed mouse and wrist rest.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has he fucking cloned himself
Total tosser Mike Graham with another total tosser guest who looks like him, spouting utter shite as usual.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pass the champagne, guv.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not yet. Anderson is doing Bernard Manning style stand up right now.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Working from home with the Reform party conference playing on YouTube in the background and let me tell you... It is fucking hilarious.
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