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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wanted to see how dumb it gets. Among the suggestions were changing the settings on the 3D printer I don't have, attending a seminar about pinball machine repair, debating my friends about the iPhone 18 camera and fixing the water gun my dog drinks from on hikes.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I asked RFK Jr. this. He screamed "It's good for you!" Then he tied me to the wall and shoved a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 34 and a half years old.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following account to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Celebrating the most heroic and patriotic act an ICE agent can do, removing one of the worst people from our society. 🫡🇺🇸

Post from official ICE Bluesky account:

Today we honor the legacy of Special Agent James D. Holdman Jr. who died in 2021 from a gunshot to the chest from an accidental discharge of his service weapon.

🎗️ICE remembers you and pledges its continued resolve to ensure public safety and national security.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There has never been a better time to be your own bloodboy.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I have Irish heritage, so growing up I always said I'm Irish. Until I said it on the internet, and a person from Ireland got upset and said "You're American." So, I started calling myself American. Until I said it on the internet and a person from Brazil got upset and said "you're Unitedstatesian."

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Anonymous accounts on Kalshi and Polymarket placing a total of $250,000 in bets on Alf Hog.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My bologna has a first name, it's... Uh...

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Betty Finn @missbettyfinn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The - I lived bitch meme - a screenshot of a text message of a picture of a dude in a hospital bed with the message, I lived bitch. A turtle head has been shopped over the face for the dude in the hospital bed.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In the span of a week, Lindsey Graham has died, eliminating him from this ticket, and Graham Platner has picked up a credible rape allegation, increasing his chances of being the Republican nominee by 400%.

Quote post from Comfortably Numb: Lindsey Graham Platner

Post from me: Nonzero chance that'll be a Republican presidential ticket

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Starting my day off with the most American breakfast I can conceive of: peanut butter and chocolate chip pancakes with strawberry maple hot sauce, and every flavor of Diet Mountain Dew served in a .223 casing. I'm just missing the Coors light battered deep fried bacon.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Fraggle Rock Fraggle Planet Fraggle Fuckin' Atom Bomb

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

These ultra-wealthy elites, rubbing it in our faces that they're spending more than $9 in a single day on food as the rest of us have to raid dumpsters at construction sites for a handful of sawdust to eat.

A screenshot from Culver's website, showing a 3 piece Butterfly Jumbo Shrimp costing $4.29

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Spreading panic about gay men indoctrinating and SAing children. Denying the validity of gay people's identities by saying "being gay is a choice." Instead of "gender ideology" it was "the gay agenda." Instead of detransitioning, it was conversion therapy.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

One place where you'll surprisingly find a lot of LGBT representation is the Street Fighter series. It's fairly explicit that Marissa is bi, Poison and Seth are trans, M. Bison is genderfluid, and implicit that Vega and Zangief are gay, and Ryu probably ace.

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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"We're always on the lookout for qualified candidates." Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/06/15/f...

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Now that he's won the primary, I think I'm going to shut the fuck up about Platner. Maine voters are in a no win situation. Make whatever you feel is the least bad choice.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Some may be disappointed to hear this, but something I did is mentioned in this article.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Fellas, is it homophobic to do mutual aid?

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Due to a lawsuit from They Might Be Giants, the lyrics to the theme song to the Malcolm in the Middle reboot have been changed to "You are not currently my supervisor, and also you are not particularly large."

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It's a huge problem for the Democratic Party that the men they run look like they couldn't name the brand of cereal that's mentioned in songs by Atmosphere and Weird Al Yankovic. If any of you decide to run, it's Golden Grahams.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Illustration of Dethklok, a metal band with five cartoon men

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

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Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

馬から鷺鳥の衣を脱ぐ

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Me: Well, seeing this LinkedIn post drove my mental health into a rut for a couple days, but I was able to break out of it by responding with a backhanded compliment against the guy who basically tried to kill my family. Me from 10 years ago: Jesus Christ.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Trump admin announced that the FDA will roll back the ban on Powerthirst, so bevery American can have 400 babies. Bevery is short for beverage.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Trying to figure out how to have alone time with your spouse when you have a new puppy? Don't Google "how to have sex with a dog."

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I'm sure I'm literally the only person who thinks this, but the next Star Wars movie should have Jizz Malarkey as the main character.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I'd like to remind everyone that former Democratic Senator Robert Byrd was a member of the KKK, and that even 70 years after he left Republicans painted that onto anyone who associated with him later in life to deflect accusations of racism against the GOP. That said, fuck Graham Platner.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

🚨BREAKING: FBI announces additional charges against James Comey for posting this image on his social media, stating that it is a threat against Donald Trump.

Window decal depicting a silhouette of a standing person pointing a gun at a kneeling person with the text "Shoot your local pedophile"

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I found a Snopes article today basically saying this account is satire, but the stuff I've seen recently is close enough to plausible that people have been sharing it uncritically as fact.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

In the last couple days, I've seen a bunch of screenshots of Spencer Hakimian posting obviously fake stuff. I did a Google search and found no reports that this actually happened.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Me, trying to pick up women in a retirement community: "You're so immature for your age."

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I was gonna smoke some weed, but then I went to work Was gonna take all the time I need, but then I went to work Now I'm writing TPS reports and I know why Because I went to work, because I went to work, because I went to work

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I'm just amused by an exchange I saw this morning where a resistlib account accused someone of transphobia and blocked them for implying that young men should not be encouraged to smoke meth and hit themselves in the face with hammers.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Caterer working backstage at a Disturbed concert: Good morning, what can I get for you? David Draiman: Ooh-wa-ah-affles

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I scrolled through the comments and found people confidently blaming the attack on the US government, Iran, Belarus, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, and also speculating that China, Russia, Israel, North Korea and Jay Grabner were to blame.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

When the gang of knife-wielding gay men realize there is an imposter among them: "Open the fucking straight." Given how the news cycle goes, anyone who sees this after Bridge Day and Power Plant Day probably won't understand the joke.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Headline: "Even the Pizzagate King is souring on Trump." I don't know if that's referring to someone who's really influential among QAnon people, or a particularly infamous child molester. Could really go either way.

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