Swapping his favourite Woodside polo for a colourful Fijian shirt, Albanese – whose government has approved 37 new or expanded fossil fuel projects since taking office – told the summit that “climate ...

An Australian man who bought an American pick-up truck the size of a two-storey townhouse because he thought it would make him look tough, has pulled his head in a little after realising he may be spe...

"I do want to reassure Australians that as soon as we’re in a proper recession and people are pushed into financial ruin, we’ll lower rates"

Analysts urge investors to consider the potential impact of the apocalypse on their portfolios.

The Brisbane Lions have confirmed they will activate loud tolling bells and the image of a giant wave when they need a competitive edge during tight games at the Gabba next year.

"The idea that someone could visit a hospital with a life-threatening disease without first checking with their health insurer is still beyond the understanding of an American run AI bot"

“Would you like me to suggest five quick ways that we might eliminate your species?"

"A tax model that mixes superb minimalist design with exquisite moral indifference"

"If boys had strong male role models, they wouldn’t turn to toxic voices. Unfortunately there's nobody out there for young boys to look up to anymore," Canavan told Today.

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney described it as a “completely unnecessary but extremely satisfying” response to US President Donald Trump’s trade tantrum.

A women’s shelter in NSW has received an unlikely injection of funds, after the Albanese Government mistook it for an aluminium smelter run by Rio Tinto.

“He wakes up angry, demands attention and then spends the rest of the day shitting the bed. It’s going to be a nice break being at home with an infant"

“Being humiliated by a minor military regime and losing control of a global trade route has been fun, but it’s time to turn our attention to losing control of public health"

Things only got worse for the PM when he clicked over to the next question which said, “Describe Grace Tame in one word”.

The Government has denied it is too focused on Sydney, after the the Australian Bureau of Statistics confirmed that Perth will be reclassified as part of Greater Western Sydney for the 2026 Census.

Governments that struggle to get through the day without claiming to care about the effects of gambling while simultaneously taking money from gambling companies, will now have access to a confidentia...

The company is expected to make around $78 a year from the new fee.

The Moral Medal Table was introduced after England complained that the traditional medal table was “overly focused on outcomes and not enough on vibes”.

Though Albanese claimed he takes full responsibility, he also said it’s not his fault the ‘Download’ button next to the ‘Send All’ button.

Jacinta Allan has finished her term as Victorian Premier, four months before it was due for completion. It is the first time Allan has overseen anything that has finished early.

“Hey babe, remember we’re having honey soy stir fry tonight and I need you to put the chicken out to thaw before I’m home,” read the home-screen of phones across the country.

“It’s not easy coming up with dancefloor-ready, power-pop bangers when your seabird muse develops purple discolouration and is gasping for air.”

Hanson insisted that the media was twisting her words: "Four stars would also be perfectly adequate”.