mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The way to this man’s heart is with a blunt cheese knife driven into the chest by at drone attached to a gorilla 010
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If I had a nickel for every time a distressed psychic has claimed I emit a sphere of darkness, I'd have two nickels. Also, if I had a nickel for every psychic I've murdered in a panic, 0457
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 06/07/2026when i get 3k followers i will track down and attack 17 of my least favourite bluesky users 1163
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hong Kong will always be beautiful in the ordinary 010
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Me: Wow my first threesome Wife: It doesn't count Puppet: Why not? 831757
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I have a film camera. I don't know how to use it. I miss digital. 000
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We can make it. Oh, you don’t need South Ocean. - Apple is great at transcribing spam calls in Cantonese 000
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I've been watching Apocalypse Now Redux for 2 weeks now. Soon I'll be done. Soon. Soon. 010
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/05/2026happy mother’s day to dr pepper 516527
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026#DailyLanternBugsFoundOnThisOneTreeInRuralHongKongThatIWalkPastRegularly 141
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialThe Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP Ted Turner. You lived 10 years after I assumed you had died 0326
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'm seriously considering making this account "Daily lantern bugs found on this one tree in rural Hong Kong that I walk past regularly" 051
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026When I was little, I went through a time where I was absolutely obsessed with beavers. When I see photos like this, I remember why. 231565116
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I won the Kentucky Derby thrice when I was a foal. 110
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026It's hot in the city today. For more exciting Hong Kong tips, stay tuned! 000
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@bencollins.bsky.social Any chance you could go on @knowledgefight.bsky.social and explain how this takeover is going to work? We in the anti-Alex Jones sector are worried you might be giving him more power. No one know more about Alex than Dan Friesen 000
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026She’s learning from cats around her. Kinda like AI but less human extinction focused. 020
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My cold brew jar fell on the floor and now I can't make cold brew. This is the biggest disaster of 2026. Or whatever year we are in. 1939? 000
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Hummingbirds are tiny, yet have such presence. 417315
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I don't know if I can watch The Mummy 3. This is the biggest issue in the world today. There is nothing more important. 210
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026got a much needed long laugh from this 448391090
