mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The way to this man’s heart is with a blunt cheese knife driven into the chest by at drone attached to a gorilla 010
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My cats generally hate clothes as you can tell by this scarf Tux was forced to wear on our family staycation. 0171
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If I had a nickel for every time a distressed psychic has claimed I emit a sphere of darkness, I'd have two nickels. Also, if I had a nickel for every psychic I've murdered in a panic, 0457
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A perfect example of the lengths the NZ government goes to showing America a good time. 020
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Nice duck you have there. Shame if something happened to it. 110
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 06/07/2026when i get 3k followers i will track down and attack 17 of my least favourite bluesky users 1163
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026*English. Not Brits. You think the Scots, Welsh and Irish are into England? 110
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026He's yet another player affected by The Jinx (TM) 100
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hong Kong will always be beautiful in the ordinary 010
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026*white South African immigrants. Other Africans need not apply. 010
Reposted by mrsan.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Me: Wow my first threesome Wife: It doesn't count Puppet: Why not? 831757
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I wish you'd come to Hong Kong, but you're never there. Never there. Never ever ever there. (in Hong Kong) (Where I live) 010
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s great. Doesn’t seem to affect my battery at all 010
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I have a film camera. I don't know how to use it. I miss digital. 000
mrsan.bsky.social @mrsan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I've notified the authorities. Your crimes will not go unpunished. 110