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@mrmac23.bsky.social
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He/Him WE/US Hi, I'm Mac. I enjoy video games, friendship, cute animals, music, and justice.

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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today it's horny posting on Bluesky. Yesterday, it was mini-fics on a pre-vbulletin green-and-black message board. The humanity burns just as warm.
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theres such a human beauty looking at old porn. Nothing else makes me feel this sense of belonging. There's something in my soul that sings seeing my drives in sync with the works of perverts past.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Damn Daniel Bazooka
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(Cut to Morshu beating an unconscious Goronu with a piece of rebar)
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George Eracleous ✏️ @theredcow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I did a splash art of Lash from Deadlock! It took about 25 hours but it was great fun. As always timelapse in the description!
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Recorded another episode of Boston’s Favorite Son and I’ve not laughed so hard in ages. We might have made the first funny one!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tigger's numbers for today
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh waiter! More blue potion, please! And send my compliments to the fucked up witch concocting this foul brew!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Baby I can make your octo rock
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026
WILL WE BE MEETING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN?
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026
THE RESONANCE HAS QUICKENED.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'VE ALREADY BET THE FARM ON FRIEND INSIDE ME I'M BETTING A SECOND FARM THAT I DON'T HAVE ON APPLE GIRLINGTON THE FRIGHTENERS ARE GONNA BREAK MY KNEES IF I DON'T GET MY MAGICAL HOPALONG CASSIDY STATION
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bitch you shucked oyster you cooked bastard you infinite dumbass you abominable fuckhead you think you can talk to me like that I get paid by the SECOND by King Harkinian you get paid by the load from your cuck’s dog walker eat my ass with a side of duck confit I’ll turn you into a blistered sac GFY
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gwonam Item Closet! This right here is Trevor’s TV! This lovely gadget has all the channels that Mommy doesn’t want you to know about! Will this sleepover be the one where you finally take the next step into adolescence?
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
b-bones in the hall of the penis king
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
anyone done this yet
moon child whoa oh oh oh you got the power to be side by side with a friend lord of the rings meme
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 24/05/2026
of course bluesky is a bubble. i want MORE of a bubble. I am subjected to right wingers asinine caterwauling on 99% of the rest of the internet. they have nothing more to say to me
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Doctor Robotnik has gone on record saying that his favorite pokemon is “Pingaskhan,” which is incorrect.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
GNU Terry Pratchett
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me: my forcefem standards are gourmet. To not be bored, I'll need your most exquisite sissy hypno. Hypnotube: do you want this one flavored AI or racism
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
(Gwonam wakes up with digitigrade legs) Aw, man… LINK! Get in here, it’s happening again!
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MOVIE FREE @moviefree.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Moon Wars III: Re-friend of the Child
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Shake Calibur
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have seen Link depicted a thousand times in a thousand slutty outfits and yet I have never been more frenziedly attracted to him than I am now.
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κrud @krud.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A parody of Cow Tools by Gary Larson and Sneakers O' Toole from Family Guy. Sneakers O' Toole standing behind a table with sneakers, a large lace, and shoe horn. In the background is a down town building on a hill. The text at the bottom reads 'Sneaker o' tools"
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I've been playing so much Rimworld this week. By Sunday, I might even start the game.
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CORE34 @thecore34.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
FEAR NOT
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I want to make a video game that is so woke it makes grown men cry.
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
One of my favorite bits is also impossible to actually quote
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 12/02/2026
there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures
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❤Erohoney🔞 @erohoney.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'm so tired of having to defend porn made by consenting adults for consenting adults when our government is run by literal child predators that are hurting people everyday
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gene ed BOOne @fivetimeheights.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
DANIEL KEYES: Yeah I have this rough draft, I'm thinking of calling it Brains for Algernon
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh yeah, happy new year also.
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apple 🍎 @applestab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
maintaining the holiday agenda #deltarune #deltarunefanart #noelleholiday
a digital illustration of the character Noelle Holiday from Deltarune. she is sat in front of a grey background, leaning forward slightly on a brown table surface. she is staring directly at the viewer with narrowed eyes and a very serious expression. in contrast, she is wearing a festive santa costume and santa hat. she has her hands together with her elbows on the table, obscuring her mouth.
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
You already know what time it is
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is fucking awesome
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I apologise, Toby Fox, I was not familiar with your game.
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Unagi Biting Him Owww Owiiieee
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I love the boxart of Wario World. Unlike most covers which depict a fight, or what you do ingame, or an ensemble of characters/enemies, you just see Wario sitting on his fat ass in a pile of treasure in his castle. You haven't even gotten past the front cover yet and he's already won
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