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contrabandCardinal

@mrmac23.bsky.social
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He/Him WE/US Hi, I'm Mac. I enjoy video games, friendship, cute animals, music, and justice.

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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 11h
The Carlton Incident
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tumbler what the hell does this mean
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks for this, quite genuinely.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm looking to get into the games writing field, and seeing a clearly-written and comprehensive job description is pretty inspiring. I'm nowhere near ready for a role like this, but it's just cool to see.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The letters James Joyce wrote to Nora Barnacle live in my head rent free. Since we've been able to send each other messages, we've been communicating our weirdo sex dreams across time and space, and it's beautiful and hilarious in equal measure.
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today it's horny posting on Bluesky. Yesterday, it was mini-fics on a pre-vbulletin green-and-black message board. The humanity burns just as warm.
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theres such a human beauty looking at old porn. Nothing else makes me feel this sense of belonging. There's something in my soul that sings seeing my drives in sync with the works of perverts past.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you play into their stereotypes, they go "see we're right to stereotype them". If you DON'T play into their stereotypes, they just fantasise about how you must be keeping it secret. If you expose everything about yourself, lay it all bare to prove your innocence? They just make shit up! Fuck 'em!
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not the kind of person who goes "ohhhh problematic fetishes!!!! people getting off to morally unsound ideas must be evil aaahhhh" because that's stupid. I like your art and I think you're cool. Not caring about Deltarune, however:
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Of Course You Realize This Means War Bugs Bunny
ALT: Of Course You Realize This Means War Bugs Bunny
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't have jokes for this. The hatred I feel is simply pure and perfect.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, no, be both!
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or was it Old Green Baby? Fuck it, throw it in, you can be either of them.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you for yet another dollop of delicious new references for me to drop in casual conversation to the undisguised confusion and contempt of my friends. Jonathan, why the hell AREN'T you Green Cream Davey, the Big Bean Baby?
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wasn't expecting Jonathan to put a friend in him, but I'm very pleasantly surprised. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Pg...
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Toby Fox - Friend Inside Me
YouTube video by Varky
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes! YES!!!
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHEN PHISNOM RETURNS:
NON-BELIEVERS: [Looking shocked] It wasn't a myth? OMG! Phisnom you are Vtubing!
BELIEVERS: [Looking equally shocked] HE'S A TWINK?!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Damn Daniel Bazooka
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm visiting my partner for the week and, on hearing my delight at this news, offered to play it on their TV. They then realised the TV is right next to an open window and retracted the sentiment.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(Cut to Morshu beating an unconscious Goronu with a piece of rebar)
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George Eracleous ✏️ @theredcow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I did a splash art of Lash from Deadlock! It took about 25 hours but it was great fun. As always timelapse in the description!
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm SO ready for this. Could we finally see Crymando perhaps? Will Jonathan finally see the Sights?
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Recorded another episode of Boston’s Favorite Son and I’ve not laughed so hard in ages. We might have made the first funny one!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tigger's numbers for today
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh waiter! More blue potion, please! And send my compliments to the fucked up witch concocting this foul brew!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Baby I can make your octo rock
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I lost my virginity at Whomp's Fivetress.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
so true
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026
WILL WE BE MEETING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN?
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026
THE RESONANCE HAS QUICKENED.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'VE ALREADY BET THE FARM ON FRIEND INSIDE ME I'M BETTING A SECOND FARM THAT I DON'T HAVE ON APPLE GIRLINGTON THE FRIGHTENERS ARE GONNA BREAK MY KNEES IF I DON'T GET MY MAGICAL HOPALONG CASSIDY STATION
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bitch you shucked oyster you cooked bastard you infinite dumbass you abominable fuckhead you think you can talk to me like that I get paid by the SECOND by King Harkinian you get paid by the load from your cuck’s dog walker eat my ass with a side of duck confit I’ll turn you into a blistered sac GFY
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gwonam Item Closet! This right here is Trevor’s TV! This lovely gadget has all the channels that Mommy doesn’t want you to know about! Will this sleepover be the one where you finally take the next step into adolescence?
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That reminds me, can we get a Gwonam Ally Portfolio on this weird guy I found in my living room?
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Tv Tenna Dancing
ALT: Tv Tenna Dancing
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
b-bones in the hall of the penis king
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This feels like a live action skit with the narrative mannerisms of a YTP Constantly introducing new bits at an erratic pace while stringing together a plot that manages to be just barely coherent, effortlessly calling back to seemingly-random bits because EVERY bit was random in the first place
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I really like your show, Goose. Thanks for making it. 💖
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Goose looks so haunted in both the pictures with her in them, I hope she knows how much you've all enjoyed working with her.
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
anyone done this yet
moon child whoa oh oh oh you got the power to be side by side with a friend lord of the rings meme
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 24/05/2026
of course bluesky is a bubble. i want MORE of a bubble. I am subjected to right wingers asinine caterwauling on 99% of the rest of the internet. they have nothing more to say to me
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm the friend. It's me.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The sorts of people who actively seek power are often those least deserving of having it.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm in romantic love with your work
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Doctor Robotnik has gone on record saying that his favorite pokemon is “Pingaskhan,” which is incorrect.
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
GNU Terry Pratchett
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contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And His Brother Loved Worms
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