contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father. 110
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm looking to get into the games writing field, and seeing a clearly-written and comprehensive job description is pretty inspiring. I'm nowhere near ready for a role like this, but it's just cool to see. 010
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The letters James Joyce wrote to Nora Barnacle live in my head rent free. Since we've been able to send each other messages, we've been communicating our weirdo sex dreams across time and space, and it's beautiful and hilarious in equal measure. 121
Reposted by contrabandCardinalSexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today it's horny posting on Bluesky. Yesterday, it was mini-fics on a pre-vbulletin green-and-black message board. The humanity burns just as warm. 1508
Reposted by contrabandCardinalSexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Theres such a human beauty looking at old porn. Nothing else makes me feel this sense of belonging. There's something in my soul that sings seeing my drives in sync with the works of perverts past. 78611
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you play into their stereotypes, they go "see we're right to stereotype them". If you DON'T play into their stereotypes, they just fantasise about how you must be keeping it secret. If you expose everything about yourself, lay it all bare to prove your innocence? They just make shit up! Fuck 'em! 000
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm not the kind of person who goes "ohhhh problematic fetishes!!!! people getting off to morally unsound ideas must be evil aaahhhh" because that's stupid. I like your art and I think you're cool. Not caring about Deltarune, however:static.klipy.comOf Course You Realize This Means War Bugs BunnyALT: Of Course You Realize This Means War Bugs Bunny 000
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't have jokes for this. The hatred I feel is simply pure and perfect. 010
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Or was it Old Green Baby? Fuck it, throw it in, you can be either of them. 100
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you for yet another dollop of delicious new references for me to drop in casual conversation to the undisguised confusion and contempt of my friends. Jonathan, why the hell AREN'T you Green Cream Davey, the Big Bean Baby? 100
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wasn't expecting Jonathan to put a friend in him, but I'm very pleasantly surprised. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Pg...youtube.comToby Fox - Friend Inside MeYouTube video by Varky 000
Reposted by contrabandCardinalBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow" 707722989
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Damn Daniel Bazooka 085
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm visiting my partner for the week and, on hearing my delight at this news, offered to play it on their TV. They then realised the TV is right next to an open window and retracted the sentiment. 010
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 09/08/2026(Cut to Morshu beating an unconscious Goronu with a piece of rebar) 073
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGeorge Eracleous ✏️ @theredcow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I did a splash art of Lash from Deadlock! It took about 25 hours but it was great fun. As always timelapse in the description! 33815
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm SO ready for this. Could we finally see Crymando perhaps? Will Jonathan finally see the Sights? 110
Reposted by contrabandCardinalCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Recorded another episode of Boston’s Favorite Son and I’ve not laughed so hard in ages. We might have made the first funny one! 142086
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh waiter! More blue potion, please! And send my compliments to the fucked up witch concocting this foul brew! 076
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Baby I can make your octo rock 042
Reposted by contrabandCardinalUNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026WILL WE BE MEETING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN? 41962811267
Reposted by contrabandCardinalUNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 24/06/2026THE RESONANCE HAS QUICKENED. 45869361575
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I'VE ALREADY BET THE FARM ON FRIEND INSIDE ME I'M BETTING A SECOND FARM THAT I DON'T HAVE ON APPLE GIRLINGTON THE FRIGHTENERS ARE GONNA BREAK MY KNEES IF I DON'T GET MY MAGICAL HOPALONG CASSIDY STATION 021
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Bitch you shucked oyster you cooked bastard you infinite dumbass you abominable fuckhead you think you can talk to me like that I get paid by the SECOND by King Harkinian you get paid by the load from your cuck’s dog walker eat my ass with a side of duck confit I’ll turn you into a blistered sac GFY 1296
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Gwonam Item Closet! This right here is Trevor’s TV! This lovely gadget has all the channels that Mommy doesn’t want you to know about! Will this sleepover be the one where you finally take the next step into adolescence? 0178
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 22/06/2026That reminds me, can we get a Gwonam Ally Portfolio on this weird guy I found in my living room?static.klipy.comTv Tenna DancingALT: Tv Tenna Dancing 010
Reposted by contrabandCardinalthey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit. 28708148321292
Reposted by contrabandCardinalLVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026b-bones in the hall of the penis king 9573182
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This feels like a live action skit with the narrative mannerisms of a YTP Constantly introducing new bits at an erratic pace while stringing together a plot that manages to be just barely coherent, effortlessly calling back to seemingly-random bits because EVERY bit was random in the first place 020
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I really like your show, Goose. Thanks for making it. 💖 000
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Goose looks so haunted in both the pictures with her in them, I hope she knows how much you've all enjoyed working with her. 010
Reposted by contrabandCardinalWhat Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 24/05/2026of course bluesky is a bubble. i want MORE of a bubble. I am subjected to right wingers asinine caterwauling on 99% of the rest of the internet. they have nothing more to say to me 271930276
contrabandCardinal @mrmac23.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The sorts of people who actively seek power are often those least deserving of having it. 000
Reposted by contrabandCardinalcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/01/2026hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar 414029528
Reposted by contrabandCardinalGwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Doctor Robotnik has gone on record saying that his favorite pokemon is “Pingaskhan,” which is incorrect. 02111