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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Onions, but without the smell.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Pay my gas bill.
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Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
20 years ago today since the first episode of The Thick Of It went out. www.newsbreak.com/the-independ...
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‘Just sprinkle your swearing s*** all over it’: how The Thick of It redefined expletives on TV - NewsBreak
It takes about one minute for a verbal grenade to be lobbed in The Thick of It ’s first episode . Spin doctor Malcolm Tucker, played by Peter Capaldi, is o
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Never had an urge to visit Blackpool until now.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
Screenshot of email from Netflix. Reads: What did you think of Fred and Rose West. Either way, please let us know.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Still waiting for someone to come and retune my VCR so I can get channel 5. Should they have been by now.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Due to a clinical fuck up I am entering week 4 without my ADHD medication, and _shit me out_ my house looks like a Middle Eastern city after western warplanes have paid a visit to spread democracy. Upset at how quickly everything unravelled. May this be the final week of fuckery.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What a great day to be a dog.
An Irish Doodle, covered in mud, running on a path by the river in the sunshine.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Bobby Davro 😢
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
An out-of-context still image from the TV programme “Killing Eve”. A woman is looking off centre camera as someone opposite is speaking to her. The subtitles read: “I advise you to have a sausage and go home.”
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
“Adults with diagnosed ADHD are living shorter lives than they should. We believe that this is likely caused by modifiable risk factors and unmet support and treatment needs in terms of both ADHD and co-occurring mental and physical health conditions.” #ADHD
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Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study | The British Journal of Psychiatry | Cambridge Core
Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
Sign reading Duolingo,
but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard
FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Masking isn’t just hiding stims or forcing eye contact - it’s performative survival It’s monitoring every word, every expression, every movement to stay “safe” in a world built against us Unmasking isn’t about abandoning every tool - it’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasure
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The hardest part of being an autistic human in this world, for me? The futility. The futility of knowing that, despite how hard you’ll think about what and how to say it, it’ll be wrong.
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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Buying a matching set for @mrlizard13.bsky.social and I.
Tshirt that says "autism powered fuck machine"
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bopterror @bopterror.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Seeing some callous things being said about Jean-Marie Le Pen’s death. People need to remember this man had children, and you can say similar things about them also.
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Paul @paulymodal.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Reçu à l'instant :
IMAGE en 4 cases :
En haut à gauche, DRAKE qui désaprouve l'image en haut à droite.
En haut à droite, l'image avec texte, ou on voit écrit "LE PEN DANS L'URNE", avec une urne de vote.
En bas à gauche, DRAKE qui approuve l'image en bas à droite.
En bas à droite, l'image avec texte, ou on voit écrit "LE PEN DANS L'URNE", avec une urne funéraire.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yesterday’s luncheon.
A ball of mozzarella surrounded by hula hoops in a bowl.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Good evening
Selfie. Head shot. Bright orange glasses. Greying beard.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Had a filthy dream about teletext.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
New NHS "Winter Pressures" strategy unveiled... (H/T @luckytran.bsky.social )
Sign: Stop. Please do not enter our hospital if you're feeling unwell
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Remember the old days of surfing the net? I’ve still got the surf board AOL sent me.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Sometimes I just adore the perfectionist in me.
3 spirit levels on a flat surface. The bubble is perfectly centred on all of them.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Bobby Davro 😢
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Whomst ordered the Fergus snores with a side of beans.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
I have no fucking idea what anything is anymore.
A yellow toy duck in the shape of an egg (sort of) with the label “Moirah Elizabeth Mystery Geordie Egg Pack”. It’s £29.99.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Feelin’ sexy
A wide cropped close up of my eyes. My glasses are pulled down. My eyes have blue and pink make up.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Just watched Tenet. What was that all about then.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
I would make someone a lovely wife
A bowl of Flipz (chocolate covered mini pretzels) with a garnish of coriander
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Gleann Lìomhann was described by Walter Scott as the "longest, loneliest, and loveliest glen in Scotland”. The distant roar of waterfalls was the only thing breaking the silence as I stood here today.
A river winds its way through a glen. Trees occupy the foreground, giving way to gently sloping hillsides into the distance. Heavy cloud hugs the hilltops.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Everybody praises Dolly Parton for writing both Jolene and 9 To 5 in the same day, but that's only 549 words. Assuming she did work 9 to 5 that day (with an hour for lunch) she typed at a rate of 1.3 words per minute. That's not impressive at all. She should be fired.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
After a busy day at work I like nothing more than to unwind by wall mounting my cordless power tool battery chargers in the garage, using a spirit level to ensure they all align, and conceal the cables neatly in conduit. Hahaha imagine that was true. Haha. Ha. … (DMs open)
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
So before the latest Twitter influx, like 85% of posts had alt text. C'mon, people. I promise it's not hard and it won't hurt you.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Soothing Sunday 🎵
Screen shot of Sonos app playing Utopia (Live From Air Studios) from Goldfrapp’s Tales of Us album
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
What’s your sign?
A small shop sign for an item reading: “Please don’t play with my beard! I am not a toy and I may bite!”
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Phwoar! #oioi #lads #long #willy
A 10 inch masonry drill bit in a yellow and black drill, photographed on top of a white surface against an exposed breeze block wall.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Beard for sale
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
P.S. If you don't use ALT text this is a great opportunity to form a new habit! www.perkins.org/resource/how...
ALT text copied and pasted from the linked website: An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Duet, 1959. www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/0...
Black and white photo of a white 15 year old girl sitting at a piano, playing it and singing. Beside her on the keyboard sits a chubby brown tuxedo tabby with its mouth open, it appears to be singing along with her.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
The framing on this is particularly amazing because the week before the three worst weeks of his campaign was the week someone tried to assassinate him.
Inside the worst three weeks of Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Today my hand was licked by Phil Jupitus’s puppy. This ranks as possibly the best worst celebrity encounter of my lifetime.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
We don’t have feelings. Or emotions. We don’t even really think. We’re barely alive. An amoeba with a face. We’re surprisingly good at sarcasm though.
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bopterror @bopterror.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
If you are planning on rioting today remember to drink lots of water, keep safe, and stay at home x
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Just discovered I need to take Wall’s Cornettos off my menu as they contain the stomach lining from young cows 🤢 I should never underestimate the conviction with which the food industry will find creative ways to include bits of dead animal in their products.
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
The term meltdown is inherently ableist and autisiphobic We need a new term
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Same.
A large highland cow made of resin, with a sign that reads: “Please do not climb on me. I am hollow and may break”
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Well _someone_ has to spend the evening nude in an outdoor hot tub on a Hebridean island.
My feet emerging from a bubbly hot tub. The sky is dark blue and there’s a single light on.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Made a friend today
A horned sheep looking at the camera. In the background is the ocean.
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chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mrlizard13.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Bedroom window open. A relieving cool breeze glides gently over my exposed tush.
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