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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Incredible scenes here in a Costa coffee, as a Caffè Nero employee has just walked in (in full dress Nero uniform) and asked to buy their ice cubes as the neighbouring Nero has run dry.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’ve often felt that there’s far too few public toilet facilities around, so I wholeheartedly support this installation.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It’s SATURDAY NIGHT so you know what that means?? That’s right, I’m going to attempt to reverse engineer my Bluetooth-controlled aquarium pump so I can send it commands using a my own locally-hosted app instead of the manufacturer’s cloud version.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Added my love of Timbits to my Feeld profile and I swear I’m seeing 2x as many Canadians in my search results

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I was described as a “high functioning” autistic by a CBT therapist and that was the last time I went near CBT.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I am so extremely grateful I have the means to access therapy, and that my therapist is such a good one.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Manually assigning IP addresses to devices on my home network hbu xoxoxox

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

As far as I know no-one has dared to take on Muller in the DIY yoghurt self-assembly market. Muller must be feeling pretty good about that.

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Aimee 🦋🎀🦋 @aimeexo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My sexuality is not up for debate. 🩷💜💙

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

☀️ I highly recommend holidaying by a playa nudista. No awkward tan lines. #bum

A black-and-white, first-person perspective photograph showing me lying on a beach towel on a beach, looking out at the ocean under a clear sky. In the foreground, my lower half including my butt and legs are visible, resting on a towel, with the sea and horizon stretching out in the background.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I went to Estepona, and Estepona was gorgeous. Here’s the proof.

Tree-Framed Beach: A view of a sandy beach and calm blue ocean framed by the dark, curving branches of a large tree in the foreground. In the distance, a few people and light blue beach umbrellas are visible under a clear sky. A bed of vibrant pink flowers sits at the base of the frame.

Mural: A large-scale mural on the side of a white multi-story apartment building depicting a weathered mariner with a thick white beard. The man’s face is intricately detailed with deep wrinkles, and his head merges surrealistically into a stormy seascape. Atop his head sits a dark lighthouse amidst crashing waves and a moody, orange-streaked sky. Several seagulls fly around him, and a small wooden rowboat is tucked beneath his beard at the bottom of the frame. The mural is signed "PINCEL" in the bottom right corner.

Floral Courtyard: A quiet courtyard featuring a central tree casting dappled shadows on a decorative stone mosaic floor. The surrounding white buildings are accented with green window trim, potted bougainvillea, and a street sign that reads "Calle Portada."

Narrow Village Street: A sun-drenched, narrow cobblestone street lined with white buildings featuring black wrought-iron balconies. Numerous terracotta pots with green plants and flowers hang from the walls. In the background, a yellow bell tower with a patterned tile spire rises against the blue sky.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Fifty quid a month? I think I’ll manage without it, Deliveroo.

A cropped screen shot from the Deliveroo app advertising “Free delivery with Plus Gold. £49.90/month that auto renews.”

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Adobe’s new marketing campaign to make PDF document storage seem hip and cool is really shooting for the stars.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I ordered what I thought were satsumas but turned out to be oranges. Like satsumas, but higher-end. Satsumas Pro™️

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the fourth of May be wi 4th of May be with It’s 4th of May May it be with y M May 4. It’s with you. 4th be Maybe you. With. Happy birthd I don’t know.

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Suzi Gage @soozaphone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My 2 and 5 year olds are now doing impressions of Neil.

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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I’ve got to hand it to Capri Sun for stubbornly sticking with the pouch format all these years. That takes courage.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Fool me once, shame on; Shame on y- Fool me; You can't get fooled again.

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 17/04/2026

so Panda went to the groomer today

Panda the teeny black and white Chihuahua mix is photographed wearing a green plaid bandana, a yellow flowered hat, and tortoiseshell eyeglasses. She is blepping and side-eying and it's extremely cute and goobery

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I propose that government departments are renamed according to the specialisms of Greek gods. “Minister for the sea, earthquakes, and horses” has a nice ring to it.

A list of the major Greek gods and goddesses with brief descriptions of their domains. The list includes:
• Zeus: King of the gods and ruler of Mount Olympus.
• Hera: Queen of the gods, goddess of marriage and childbirth.
• Poseidon: God of the sea, earthquakes, and horses.
• Demeter: Goddess of the harvest and agriculture.
• Athena: Goddess of wisdom, strategy, and warfare.
• Apollo: God of music, prophecy, healing, and the sun.
• Artemis: Goddess of the hunt, wilderness, and the moon.
• Ares: God of war and violence.
• Aphrodite: Goddess of love, beauty, and desire.
• Hephaestus: God of fire and metalworking.
• Hermes: Messenger god and protector of travelers.
• Dionysus or Hestia: Noted as interchangeable in different traditions; Dionysus is the god of wine and theater, while Hestia is the goddess of the hearth and home.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

When discussing sexual desires and dislikes with a new date recently I was presented with a beautifully created colour-coded spreadsheet, and I’m convinced it’s the perfect way to communicate such things.

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Chrispylizard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @little-bi-guy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026