Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 5hA throwback 11 years to when Tom had been chased and head butted by a rabbit. 020
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 5hMy dog has a bowlfull of meat for breakfast. I have 2 slices of toast. I don’t ask for any of her large quantity of food but can’t get away without giving her some of mine. At least the cat hates toast, other than for licking butter off. 140
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 17hOof. Not sure this much caffeine at this time of night is the best idea but this is amazing. 030
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 22hI’ve just seen the City womens squad and there must be a way to comment on the 2 keepers being Cumming & Yamashita. I may delete this after my nap. 100
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jesus, I must still be tired. I read a suggested post on Facebook and nearly corrected someone who’d commented on it. Time for a coffee and to give myself a slap. 010
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Eek. It appears I know all the words and how to sing them for I Know Him So Well. 100
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now, I love a bit of experimentation in a beer but, like Northern Monks Prawn Cocktail crisp lager, I’ll be giving this a miss. 350
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m tempted to get a bulk order of soft furnishings with this printed on but I’m worried about the reaper cushions. 010
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Osaka derby tickets booked. Gamba (in Gamba Osaka) means “stand firm” so the club are effectively named “no runners”. I hope I get to meet this fella! 060
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve just heard Luigi shout it’s Mya Jamas and I’m not sure whether he’s identified a traitor or found his lost sleepwear. No, you fuck off. 010
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I do like that TNF x Millerain parka but that Millerain patch used externally is a big no for me. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can keep your Orange Wines, it’s now all about the Orange Hops. Note: I love an orange wine 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Acaster, Lycett, Hart, Beckett, Ranganathan and Kemp. I’ll need a beer to cope with that line up. 110
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Infamy, infamy, they’ve all for it infamy. Can someone stick the Sheiks head on this.static.klipy.comKenneth Williams' Dramatic Leespoons PerformanceAlt: Kenneth Williams' Dramatic Leespoons Performance 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We’ve reached that stage of the morning where I mainly say “it’s not breakfast time yet”. 001
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If The Kids Are United on the Sham 6ty 900 million.static.klipy.comSergio Aguero CelebrationALT: Sergio Aguero Celebration 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 28/09/20264 weeks until we go away. It’s getting real as I’ve booked train tickets to Euston and seats on the flight. 230
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seeing a tweet about an Ultra Marathon reminded me I used to commission and make these for people. I’m no longer raising funds for the girl I used to donate all profits though. This one is for the Gritstone Grind that I did a fair few years ago. 100
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jogging, napping and drinking. What a day we’ve both had. 120
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m waiting for my wife to bring the dog back so I can take her to my local brewery. In the meantime the cat gets some catnip biscuits. 071
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tbh, you can have the old titles. We’ve finished with them now. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Australians with their beetroot on burgers, weird fuckers. I just remembered as my mate and my sis in law are over from Melbourne tomorrow. 110
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who remembers Mastadon?static.klipy.comPeter Kay TurnALT: Peter Kay Turn 001
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m happy they’re looking at drinking on the terraces but have to say… …I’m way to old to be in the South Stand at City surrounded by pissed and coked up kids spilling their beer. I would have loved it in my youth though. 130
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Make this the first thing you read today as I guarantee it will be the best thing you read all day. Apologies if you’ve already seen it as know I’m late to the party. 150
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yes…Hanaten Beer Fest has just released this years dates and it’s when we’re in Osaka. Independent breweries in a neighbourhood of independent local shops and food places - fried sea urchin anyone? 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking so innocent but apparently had the neighbours cat pinned down then chased them down the street. My boy 💪 181
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve just fixed a Lampo zip that had totally come off the tracks on a coat from 2010. Needleheaded pliers and a bit of thought has worked wonders. I just need to lubricate the zip and I’ll get the jacket back in rotation. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All you good good people (Embrace) is the song Noel G wishes he’d written. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As Arsenal will tell you, you can’t concede 3 goals and expect to stay top of the PL. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m struggling to accept that “Andros Townsend run over by a pitch roller” isn’t AI. 010
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ve just seen Hurleys is back as a retail store. I thought ‘ooh, I’m not after owt but will pop in next time I’m in town’. It’s now in Bolton…Bolton! Yes, Bolton. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m ignoring the fact that the bow tie and cummerbund are blue. I can’t ignore that the bow tie is pretied. 000
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m about to break the main rule of pet ownership and move these so I can get a coffee. 140
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Burnage Brothers showing they’re real working class heroes with ticket pricing.static.klipy.comHow Much Kyle BroflovskiAlt: How Much Kyle Broflovski 120
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tom is telling me to eff off if I think I’m trimming that patch of grass. It’s too long for a mower and I’m just hoping my good idea doesn’t lead to my foot falling off. 020
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just back from a run. Have they overturned the result yet? 160
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m awake but it could be worse. I could have to go to work and support United. 020
Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It doesn’t admit a mistake in awarding the goal it admits it “should have recommended an on-field review”. 010
