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Tom Lawton

@lawtontri.bsky.social
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Large GBR long distance triathlete. 💙 Critical Care @BTHFT, Lead Clinical AI NHS NEY, fellow @AAIP_York & Hon. Prof. MBE. Ran in a mask once. (he) @LawtonTri on most networks

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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the one real positive from this terrible story is that clearly everyone has refused to give them advice who has enough anaesthetic knowledge to even pass their initial competency assessment... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Christa Pike in critical condition after surviving two lethal injections, lawyer says
Pike’s lawyers have asked for her death sentence to be commuted following the botched execution.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
o noes, ma Brexit wins!
Newspaper headline:
Lurch to left
Brexit wins to be reversed
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am totally here for copilot throwing shade at its creators...
. You didn't miss a setting.
. There probably isn't a "two initial caps" setting
available in your version.
. The behaviour is almost certainly a Microsoft
bug or poor design choice.
. Disabling AutoCorrect entirely is currently the
only reliable way to stop Outlook touching
GPS.

Frankly, if Microsoft can't distinguish between GPs
and Gps in a business product used by clinicians,
lawyers, engineers, and anyone else who writes
acronyms all day, that's pretty embarrassing.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out talking on #AI today at the #POPS meeting Nice to know they're escaping their HTML entities properly! #SecurityIsNotADirtyWord
Lanyard

Membership Status: Non Member 
2026 POPS (Per Care of Older People 
ioperative 
Undergoing Surgery) 
Meeting 
Dr Tom Lawton 
Consultant Critical Care & 
Anaesthesia 
Bradford Teaching 
Hospitals NHS Foundation
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fascinating that clinicians working within Medicare get to be liability sinks, with legal (and moral) responsibility for AI used with their patients. And yet when "a rogue OpenAI agent" hacks its way in from the outside, suddenly we seem to doubt whether the humans operating it are at fault...
BBC news

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OpenAI agent hacks Australia's Medicare in world's first known rogue AI breach of government body
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rumour has it that if the timer ever gets above 6 hours, the #ICU will have to close
Coffee maker, 3:08 since brew
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Late stage capitalism comes to #triathlon at the European Championships Monetising that pre-race poo...
Toilet paper vending machine
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
9yo has lately become obsessed with cryptic crosswords (yay!) and has now decided to try his hand at writing them. I quite liked this one from his latest: Penny hid Marco inside (4)
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Genuinely couldn't immediately tell if this was a bin full of votes, or a cunning @countbinface.bsky.social publicity stunt...
Man in orange vest carrying a black rectangular bin. No giraffes.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bindependence day poster
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's your sign? (yes, I did this...)
Face coverings should not be worn in the water due to increased drowning risk
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Any tips for consoling a distraught 9yo? #ENGvARG #WorldCup
Kane shirt crumpled on bedroom floor
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Somebody made a cafetiere using instant coffee on the ICU today and I'm not sure whether to treat it as a training opportunity, or an immediate GMC probity issue.
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Pouring Coffee Time
Alt: Pouring coffee into a mug
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you listen carefully you can just about hear Binface's gradually rising concern that he might actually win this thing... #VoteBinface #CountBinface youtu.be/HTIESiyDNUQ?...
youtu.be
Count Binface reacts to 'hilarious' chance of becoming an actual MP
YouTube video by LBC
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sport News: Stable doors to be securely fastened www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Sport: England players to be told not to jump hoardings
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anyone else watching #AUSEGY? He was properly unconscious right?
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm still pleased when I see little things like this pop up - we may still be calling surgical masks "PPE" for flu in the NHS, but it's clear that #CovidIsAirborne had some kind of effect. Next epidemic/pandemic will we get it right? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Unlike flu or Covid it is not an airborne virus so is not spread simply by being near an infected person.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A few people have messaged to ask for the AI talk video; here it is. A bit of AI history, how LLMs "think", why they're so sycophantic, and the problem of the "liability sink" with AI in healthcare. Plus Rush Miah on the importance of representation in AI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8p...
youtube.com
BTHFT AI Session 1 in the Sovereign Lecture Theatre
YouTube video by BTHFT - Bradford Teaching Hospitals
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm all for widening participation, but at some point you're no longer "running" a marathon...
BBC headline: London marathon to be a two-day event in 2027
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My son was tasked with making a quiz game in computing at school, and got bonus points for being the only one who instituted salting and hashing of passwords... #SoProud #LikeFatherLikeSon #SecurityIsNotADirryWord
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
With the planned social media ban for under-16s, I'm reminded that YouTube is apparently already banned for unsupervised under-13s and I've definitely never seen them use that.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Could somebody please adjust the setting for me? I can't seem to find the dial and I'm sure someone's knocked it this summer.
NHS demand control dial, from "none" to "very lots"
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I used to rant about routine data with a Superman/Gottlob Frege analogy and a whiteboard I shouldn't have been let near. Grace Duffy and @improvementacademy.bsky.social have turned that energy into actual, useful guidance on navigating messy real‑world data: informatics.bmj.com/content/33/1...
informatics.bmj.com
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wishing a very good evening to everyone except the person who dropped off the 2.5 litre can of bitumen I ordered...
Cardboard box with a black tar-like substance leaking from it
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ilkley moor absolutely fine without a hat this evening
Sunset over Ilkley moor
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I haven't yet read the "The Arts make you live longer" paper; is it similar to the ones showing the benefits of Champagne consumption or Porsche ownership?
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have successfully proven that I am not an AI to my children, by telling them how to make napalm.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My son tells me that Alexander Lemming no longer "plummets" in the Beano... Is this because of woke? BRB signing up to join Reform
Alexander Lemming
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
o no
Frog note in child handwriting saying "no more wine"
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
TFW you get a paper accepted for publication... but only by removing all the Superman references
media.tenor.com
a girl with red hair is asking what did it cost ..
Alt: a girl with red hair is asking what did it cost .. Everything... (says Thanos)
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Are we absolutely sure that none of these have been time-travellers?
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Today's #AINewsSlop actually feels like a pretty accurate summary of the world today...
vibrant, bold comic book panel depicting a chaotic, multi-layered scene. In the center, a group of confused bureaucrats in suits are frantically filing paperwork labeled "MANDELSON VETTING" while a giant, glowing blue meteor from the Lyrid shower streaks across a stylized night sky above them. To the left, a frustrated pet owner is shouting at a giant, angry-looking insurance policy document that has teeth, while in the foreground, a sleek, futuristic AI robot is sitting at a desk with a magnifying glass, intensely watching a human's keyboard clicks. The art style features thick, heavy black ink outlines, exaggerated expressions, and high-contrast, saturated colors. A prominent comic-style "POW!" burst appears in the corner, framing a small illustration of a soccer ball and a bird flu virus mascot.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It might be "AI slop" but I'm quite pleased with my latest side-project (yes it needs a new mount cutting) which illustrates the day's #BBCNews headlines - so far making for great breakfast-table chat with the kids.
Picture frame: girl has a mammoth bone, golden eagle, lego astronaut, fast carPicture frame::11 April ceasefire, bear with marmalade, Robin with "do not feed the birds" sign
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
After my accident at the Euros last year, FSA Vision have very kindly replaced my cracked aero bars with these shiny TFE EVO ones! Votes on the bar tape colour? a) black (like everything else) b) rainbow
Tri bike front end with aero bars, no tape
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This probably shouldn't be surprising, but I finally gave in and installed Linux (Mint) on my laptop (8 years old) and it suddenly no longer sounds like a hoover when I have a couple of tabs open!
media.tenor.com
a pixel art of a penguin using a laptop with the word yo on it
Alt: a pixel art of a penguin using a laptop with the word yo on it
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter everyone! Please help solve a family debate - where is this egg-cup from? #Easter #SwearyEggCups
Egg cup labelled "Whitby" - except the W is very curly and looks suspiciously like a different letter...
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Something ironic in the fact that in the EU, we were the rule-makers on this... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Marmalade to be rebranded in post-Brexit food deal
The breakfast favourite will be legally renamed when Britain aligns with new EU labelling rules.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
TFW a beachside conversation over a bucket of lugworms gives you an insight that doubles the efficiency of your AI system... I understand the purpose of holidays now! (Yes I did go back and code it immediately)
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's more concerning that this level of bodily modification doesn't prompt a disqualification...
Scottish began breaks Hyrox fitness record after three hip replacements
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My insistence on referring to servers by names rather than their official number-letter sequence has somehow set off a chain of events, leading to an Exec email asking that everyone avoids confusion by doing the same. The names are "Amy", "Dave", "Sophie", and "Helen"
media.tenor.com
a man is saying that he is not a number and is a person
Alt: a man is saying that he is not a number and is a person
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I told you my Monte-Carlo Markov Chain anecdote but you did not laugh Please respond
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
WHICH IDIOT MAKES A NUMERICAL CODING SYSTEM WHERE 041 and 41 ARE BOTH VALID AND MEAN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS?? The NHS, that's who... From the team that brought you "if you don't hear anything, your results are fine" Specialists in making common failure modes look like valid processes!
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an error message that says task failed successfully and an ok button
Alt: an error message that says task failed successfully and an ok button
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I was a bit concerned the Project Hail Mary film wouldn't live up to one of the few books I've ever read twice... It does. Amaze amaze amaze!
media.tenor.com
a man in a red jacket says thumbs up in front of a project hailmary poster
Alt: Ryland Grace says thumbs up
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The colour of the replacement ICU doors is slightly different to the old ones and WHY DID THEY NOT ANTICIPATE THE EFFECT THIS WOULD HAVE ON ME?
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
With the wind today, I'm reminded of the time we were on holiday and the AI on our security system informed me that there had been a car accident on the driveway. How I laughed, until I came home to find a roof tile through the bonnet of the car...
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Marvel Comics has clearly been publishing a lot of great literature in the last year... #WorldBookDay
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Are there bags which are not, in some way, "carrier"?
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We're a long way from Google's old philosophy of "Don't Be Evil". One of Android's great features is its openness; if I don't want to do something one way I can always download another. This is now unfortunately under threat... f-droid.org/2026/02/24/o...
f-droid.org
An Open Letter Opposing Android Developer Verification | F-Droid - Free and Open Source Android App Repository
As we wrote about back in September in F-Droid and Google’s Developer Registration Decree, Google plans to enforce mandatory developer registration as a requ...
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Coding at 200W (plus the computer!) #UKCycleChat
Laptop in front of a turbo trainer
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
TFW you update some libraries and the #AI you've been working on for several years decides to ignore the data you've asked it to process and have a bit of a psychotic break. (all fixed now!)
Okay, I see. It's a riddle. "I have two eyes but I only use one." 
Why? Because the other eye is closed? Or because he's squinting? 
Okay, let's stop overthinking the code and just give you the answer. **The Doctor Who Shot His Wwife?** 
"Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jekyll"? No. 
**Wait.** 
Is this... **Alice in Wondertale**? Yes! It's Alice in Wonderland. And we know why. The patient is "Alice". 
The Mad Hatter is... well, Alice? No.
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