Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Looking at the cold weather clothes in my wardrobe like they’re historic artifacts. My brain can’t currently comprehend ever having needed this thing called a “coat”. 1515111
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Also, anyone who coughs into a handkerchief will cough up blood. 10894
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Preshow pint of “Stir Hazy” NEIPA by Brewing Brothers in their Courtyard Taproom in Hastings 7884
Reposted by Ed ByrneAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is the first video I've posted for a while that didn't LOSE me subscribers in the first 24 hours. But there's still time, so hop on over to my channel and unsubscribe now. (Or subscribe, up to you.) youtu.be/ISgwT3UVi8w?...youtu.beThe Guy Who Invented Being A JesterYouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King 2044968
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I will, indeed, be on the new series of Mock The Week. 1420112
Reposted by Ed Byrneshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/12/2025the best two minutes you'll spend all day 🐾 581699320
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Hello folks! “Tragedy Plus Time” is now available to stream at edbyrne.com May I humbly request you tell anyone you think might want to know. X 87413
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Congratulations to Chris Mason on his election to Parliament. Surprised the BBC never covered it 1717415
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Back in the day, they used to call my house in Muswell Hill “The Tree Fort” 5433
Reposted by Ed ByrnePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho 10962711222
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here. 10693
Reposted by Ed ByrneThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees. “Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?” (Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t. 1256965
Reposted by Ed ByrneSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓 189616
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME! 257510
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Having been to the theatre last night (@daraobriain.bsky.social at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show. Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating! 81823
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/06/2025There are a number of options available. Ultimately your choice of what body part/bodily fluid you introduce to their meal will come down to what pairs best with the wine they ordered. 6622
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/06/2025When are restaurants going to learn you don’t just turn people away because you don’t like their far right views. You need to welcome them, serve them and then wipe your arse on their steak. 2948041
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Well I, clearly, am not someone we should listen to. 71051
Reposted by Ed ByrneDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/05/2025‘Alright, so do me a picture with a couple of knights with horses fighting.’ ‘Bit odd, but okay.’ *later* ‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’ ‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’ ‘Than what?’ ‘...nothing.’ ‘Than WHAT?’ 418141
Reposted by Ed ByrneGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025NEW TOUR! Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it. On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)! 812411
Reposted by Ed ByrneMike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring today… 🦖 Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever. Still they came out today to play victim yet again. But the world has moved on. 491447235
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 10/05/2025“There’s something I should tell you before I take your blindfold off..” Matthew Sweet 4230
Reposted by Ed ByrneThe i Paper @theipaper.com · 07/04/2025🗣️ Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’ @mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother ➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxItrib.alEd Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’The comedian talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother 0366
Reposted by Ed ByrneGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 03/04/2025It took a while, but the plot of Phantom Menace is finally starting to make sense. 4778
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian. 111315
Reposted by Ed ByrneDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 13/03/2025‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN! 2771968
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Keep seeing last week’s warm weather referred to as a “Fool’s Spring” which seems a bit harsh. It got warm in March. It doesn’t make us arseholes for thinking it was Spring. 91345
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I have clearly been listening to too much music news. I interpreted “drops” to mean “is releasing”. 6963
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I’d settle for a law that forces service stations to turn off the illuminated sign for whatever outlets are closed. 2651
Reposted by Ed ByrneArmando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 04/03/2025As a nervous writer I came down from Glasgow to shadow Radio Comedy for a week.I was put in the hands of a funny,smart and idiosyncratic producer who was generous with his time, wise in his advice and very happy to show me the ropes.They were extremely good ropes because the producer was Bill Dare. 968945
Reposted by Ed ByrneJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Thinking about and trying to process the death of Bill Dare. A man happy to stare right through you while you pitched a sketch. (We nicknamed him Thousand Yard Dare.) But with the knowledge that this would make you explain yourself. Which - I now understand, at long last, Bill - is all comedy is. 613717
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Two #preshowpints of “Wellhouse” IPA by Hermitage Brewery for myself and TM Stu in The Cow and Cask Micropub, Newbury 5551
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Preshowpint (well, 400mi) of Pohjala “Helge” Hazy Pale Ale in Pohja Konn, Tallinn, Estonia 61400
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025To whom it may concern, I will be filming my show, “Tragedy Plus Time” at the Bloomsbury Theatre on May 10th. It would be awesome if any of you could come along. www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticket...ucl.ac.ukUCL Event Ticketing 56210
Reposted by Ed ByrneCharlie Connelly @charlieconnelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Oh cool, cheers, most places don’t let you. 428352
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Watching British politicians walking back their opinions about Trump is so disappointing. It would be like me suddenly sucking up to Michael McIntyre just so I can be on The Wheel. 132549
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Preshowpint of “Wastelander” American Pale by Portcullis Brewery in The Hole in the Wall, Portsmouth 5981
Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Tonight’s preshow pint is a Citra Pale Ale by Oakham Ales in the Cross House Tavern, Tewkesbury which is a fantastic little spot. 111102
Reposted by Ed ByrneRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Dining tip here, when holding a lavish banquet for your rivals, you should let your favoured confidante know you trust him by yanking him towards you and mumbling "you I can trust" in his ear through a mouthful of food, before pushing him roughly away, grabbing a goblet in your bejewelled hand etc 5384
Reposted by Ed ByrneOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now. 824726