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Ed Byrne

@mredbyrne.bsky.social
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New special, “Tragedy Plus Time”, now available at edbyrne.com

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Looking at the cold weather clothes in my wardrobe like they’re historic artifacts. My brain can’t currently comprehend ever having needed this thing called a “coat”.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Paging @daraobriain.bsky.social
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also, anyone who coughs into a handkerchief will cough up blood.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Preshow pint of “Stir Hazy” NEIPA by Brewing Brothers in their Courtyard Taproom in Hastings
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is the first video I've posted for a while that didn't LOSE me subscribers in the first 24 hours. But there's still time, so hop on over to my channel and unsubscribe now. (Or subscribe, up to you.) youtu.be/ISgwT3UVi8w?...
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The Guy Who Invented Being A Jester
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It’s all about the marketing.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I will, indeed, be on the new series of Mock The Week.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
the best two minutes you'll spend all day 🐾
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hello folks! “Tragedy Plus Time” is now available to stream at edbyrne.com May I humbly request you tell anyone you think might want to know. X
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Congratulations to Chris Mason on his election to Parliament. Surprised the BBC never covered it
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Back in the day, they used to call my house in Muswell Hill “The Tree Fort”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees. “Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?” (Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME!
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Having been to the theatre last night (@daraobriain.bsky.social at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show. Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Ok. It was brilliant
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Actually, it’s pretty good so far.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This is going to be shit.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
There are a number of options available. Ultimately your choice of what body part/bodily fluid you introduce to their meal will come down to what pairs best with the wine they ordered.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
When are restaurants going to learn you don’t just turn people away because you don’t like their far right views. You need to welcome them, serve them and then wipe your arse on their steak.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Well I, clearly, am not someone we should listen to.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
‘Alright, so do me a picture with a couple of knights with horses fighting.’ ‘Bit odd, but okay.’ *later* ‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’ ‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’ ‘Than what?’ ‘...nothing.’ ‘Than WHAT?’
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
NEW TOUR! Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it. On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring today… 🦖 Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever. Still they came out today to play victim yet again. But the world has moved on.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“There’s something I should tell you before I take your blindfold off..” Matthew Sweet
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Pineapple Hangover Works quite well
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The i Paper @theipaper.com · 07/04/2025
🗣️ Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’ @mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother ➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxI
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Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
The comedian talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Well, this is nice
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It took a while, but the plot of Phantom Menace is finally starting to make sense.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I love reading posts like this.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Keep seeing last week’s warm weather referred to as a “Fool’s Spring” which seems a bit harsh. It got warm in March. It doesn’t make us arseholes for thinking it was Spring.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have clearly been listening to too much music news. I interpreted “drops” to mean “is releasing”.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’d settle for a law that forces service stations to turn off the illuminated sign for whatever outlets are closed.
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
As a nervous writer I came down from Glasgow to shadow Radio Comedy for a week.I was put in the hands of a funny,smart and idiosyncratic producer who was generous with his time, wise in his advice and very happy to show me the ropes.They were extremely good ropes because the producer was Bill Dare.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Thinking about and trying to process the death of Bill Dare. A man happy to stare right through you while you pitched a sketch. (We nicknamed him Thousand Yard Dare.) But with the knowledge that this would make you explain yourself. Which - I now understand, at long last, Bill - is all comedy is.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Two #preshowpints of “Wellhouse” IPA by Hermitage Brewery for myself and TM Stu in The Cow and Cask Micropub, Newbury
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Preshowpint (well, 400mi) of Pohjala “Helge” Hazy Pale Ale in Pohja Konn, Tallinn, Estonia
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
To whom it may concern, I will be filming my show, “Tragedy Plus Time” at the Bloomsbury Theatre on May 10th. It would be awesome if any of you could come along. www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticket...
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UCL Event Ticketing
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Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Oh cool, cheers, most places don’t let you.
‘Your dog can harm farm animals.’
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Watching British politicians walking back their opinions about Trump is so disappointing. It would be like me suddenly sucking up to Michael McIntyre just so I can be on The Wheel.
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Preshowpint of “Wastelander” American Pale by Portcullis Brewery in The Hole in the Wall, Portsmouth
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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tonight’s preshow pint is a Citra Pale Ale by Oakham Ales in the Cross House Tavern, Tewkesbury which is a fantastic little spot.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Dining tip here, when holding a lavish banquet for your rivals, you should let your favoured confidante know you trust him by yanking him towards you and mumbling "you I can trust" in his ear through a mouthful of food, before pushing him roughly away, grabbing a goblet in your bejewelled hand etc
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now.
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