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Mr. Brndn

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Middle-aged Minnesotan Cat dad

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TWO rectums?! In this economy?
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 06/09/2026
I hope this will take me to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.
Looking up at the Space Tower at the MN state Fair.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dialect map!
Dialect map of the United States.  My results are maroon over most of Minnesota and part of northwestern Wisconsin. The red fades to yellow as it moves outwards from Minnesota. There is a bright band of yellow from California to northern Ohio.  The South and Eastern seaboard are blue in color.  The Deep South is deep blue in color, indicating a dialect very different from what I speak
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If, like me, you're a fan of their cheese dogs, they are Johnsonville "Beddar With Cheddar" Add some Hormel chili with no beans and you've got a gas station hot dog
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just got invited to see Weird Al at the State Fair tomorrow night an OH BOY I'M EXCITED
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck them kids
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Steve Simon pulling in 500,000 votes in a primary is CRAZY
Screenshot of primary election results for Minnesota Secretary of State.  Vote totals are as follows:

Republican 
Wendy Phillips - 112,225
Tad Jude - 179,035

Democratic-Farmer-Labor
Steve Simon - 509,893
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I would like to state for the record that I do *not* wanna vote for Amy Klobuchar, and I think Minnesota deserves better.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did the primary voting. Godspeed @peggyflanagan.bsky.social
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A metal sewing machine bobbin with three different threads wound onto it
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 29/07/2026
when i say i have that dog in me, this is the dog i'm talkin about
the album cover for that dog.'s criminally underrated power pop album Retreat from the Sun
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I figured it out, folks. The only apology I'll accept is forcing the Canadians in the highlighted blue areas to travel north to the fires and put them out
Screen shot of a map of North America with flame icons dotting the map.  It is a map of current wild fires, mostly in the center of Canada, but also in the Northwest Provinces.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's a toss up between these two. Low & Neurosis
Picture of the band Low from Duluth, MN, circa 1990sPicture of two members of the band Neurosis.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/07/2026
Looks like there has been another ICE shooting, in Biddleford, Maine, and the victim has reportedly died. Abolishing ICE is the minimum. www.bangordailynews.com/2026/07/13/p...
bangordailynews.com
ICE agents involved in fatal Biddeford shooting, lawmaker says
It's at least the 11th fatal shooting involving an ICE or Border Patrol agent since President Donald Trump took office last year.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 06/07/2026
The smaller male approaches a receptive female hindquarters first and the two UPS trucks perform a “cloacal kiss”, during which the male transfers a spermatophore to the female, thus ensuring the continuation of the species.
Two UPS trucks, one larger than the other, parked ass-to-ass in a parking lot.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Scene - me flying back into the US from Canada, age 19 US Border Agent: What's your nationality? Me: 'I'm Minnesotan' USBA: <very serious> Again, what nation were you born in? Me: I was born in Minnesota, the United States.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"And what better way to say I Love You than with the gift of a spatula."
A Weird Al Yankovic signed spatula
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yo! 🤓 britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
Results of a survey.  I match with Greta Thunberg
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm just a simple guy who wants to watch live soccer but doesn't have cable or an antenna 😭
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
youtu.be/HtdxhvTapGU?...
youtu.be
How did the Hobbit economy work?
YouTube video by In Deep Geek
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My Instagram feed is plum full of soccer fans experiencing North American cultures for the first time and I can't stop smiling
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Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can't tell Canadians what to do but I would gently encourage you to continue booing at our national anthem to your heart's content
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Luminosity @luminosity.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Morning. I just want to put down in writing how disgusted I am with the DFL candidate for MN governor. She is so petty and fearful that she threatened to abandon her party unless she could run unopposed--no challenge from within the party. THE DFL CAVED TO THAT BULLSHIT. I'm embarrassed for the DFL.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon
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The Simpsons: Milhouse Says Radical (Lisa Simpson)
Alt: The Simpsons: Milhouse Says Radical
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Britta Curl's departure announcement hitting Minneapolis Bluesky at the same time as a magnificent rainbow tells me that god uses they/them pronouns & ordains this First Friday of Pride.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE THE FROST TRADED BRITTA
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gubernatorial material!
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Picture of Amy Klobuchar's resting scowl face as she listens to Kobey Layne speak at the 2026 DFL convention.  Vivid magenta text at the bottom of the picture says 'CORONATE ME, OR ELSE' The C in coronate is made with the Copyright symbol, ©
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I would kill and die for Steve Simon
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Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I often look around the library and think HOW LUCKY I AM to work in a profession that aligns with my my morals. I go to work knowing that I'm working to make the world a better place for all. How many people get to do that? How many people can honestly say their job aligns with their principles?
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
After quick maths, OP is *not* referring to Hüsker Dü, but the University of Nebraska football team
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There was a place on Cedar Ave in the 90s that sold gyros. Old Guy in the tank top would say "You like-a da sauce?" every time
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Nothing bores me more than when someone decides to explain at great length why they do drugs or drink alcohol, and the reason is, they’ve never imagined not doing it. …great. Thanks for sharing.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yay! But also, I'm not looking forward to LGA getting cut in half for the '28-'29 fiscal year
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Coyle "Barricade Material" Boron @fack.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
walter the last beerbender
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J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 09/05/2026
Who should I write in for the Governor’s race?🥺😡🤔
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I regret not going every. year.
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Minneapolis, never change 😆
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh no, my reputation is ruined by my own actions
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Reality's Bitch @realitysbitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If "normal" people support mass murder and nazism, I hope all "normal" people despise me.
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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
NORM GREEN STILL SUCKS
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
honestly if it happens this week, i’d probably become a believer
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fuck SpaceX Fund NASA
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THAT IS NOT THEIR COMPLEXION 😆
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Party emoji mixed with crying emoji
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Integrity folk in the cabin are missing opportunities in saying NASA should've sent a poet
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Green Arrow by Yo La Tengo youtu.be/CjyEU6gStSU?...
youtu.be
Yo La Tengo - "Green Arrow" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Yo La Tengo
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remember that time that Mojtaba Khamenei assassinated his father Ali Khamenei and assumed the role of Ayatollah of Iran and the United States said 'Oh no you don't!' and then Iran said 'Oh yes we do!' and they declared war on the United States and Israel after they saw them kissing in the closet?
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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Met some neat folk from the Library Freedom Project org at the Public Library Association conference this week. Dennis claimed the tote bag as his
Dennis, one my one eyed orange cat, playing with a canvas tote bag that reads 'I 🖤 Library Freedom Project'
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 03/04/2026
In April 1991, Gopher system was created at the University of Minnesota as a text-based system that used the hierarchical menu structure for navigation. #InternetHistory
In April 1991, Gopher system was created at the University of Minnesota as a text-based system that used the hierarchical menu structure for navigation.
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