Reposted by Michele Essdevon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread 2525984812
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tarp's on Terra Firma. That's how we started at the Home Opener - in the rain - but at least we have power this time. 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will NOT like the White Sox. But they're making it so hard... 000
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I recall going to the MN Ren Fest ~15 years ago & seeing someone dressed as a Tolkien elf, and thought that they really stuck out among all of the folks in historical (eh, semi-historical) costumes. I went today & there were just as many folks in fantasy-ish costumes as those in historical-ish. 🧵 220
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's a beautiful day to sit on the patio! Unfortunately, it's also a beautiful day for my next door neighbor to replace his house & garage roof. Oh well - it's a beautiful day to be working on a roof outside, too. 130
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just you (just you) And I (and I) Together, forever, in love 000
Reposted by Michele EssBailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 12/09/2026For the actual article: www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...dexerto.comViral parrot explores the Bahamas in a custom built bird submarine - DexertoA pet parrot named Bebe is going viral after his owner took him snorkeling in the Bahamas using a homemade, bird sized submarine. 1157
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Baroness von Roughen-Housen desperately wants someone to mix it up with, but the dog park is populated chill/old/tiny dogs today. 041
Reposted by Michele EssJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861122009
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was so late for a doc appt at the U that I used the valet instead of looking for parking. I have never used valet in my life. They took my car/keys & gave me a slip. I know I pay on the way out, do I tip too? I don't have cash. My car is ancient and has mulch in the back. How embarrassing 100
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fancy new computer here. It's hilariously overpowered for what I do...is Stardew Valley going to be super super hi-res? Is that still a thing? Is it going to look like a documentary? Will Pam's makeup really pop? Will Joja be even more evil? Will the slime be even slimier? 020
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Double Indemnity: not the traditional choice for an anniversary movie date..but really, what is more romantic than life insurance fraud? 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have a bad habit of collecting sock yarn. To whittle it down I made a king size sock yarn blanket. It was a great tv-watching project, and it made a sizeable dent in the stash. OoooOoOOoOoooo I'm the sock yarn blanket ghost! 1110
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The State Fair: if you sit on a bench and people-watch long enough, you'll see yourself walk by 040
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Re: Star Trek SNW having fun with silly episodes. Does anyone remember the TNG crew turning into Robin Hood and the Merry Men? Or the transporter accident that turned them into children? Or Beverly and the family sex candle? Star Trek has always had a silly side, and I'm here for it. 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What GIF pops up when you type your name?static.klipy.comMichele the Marmot Calls Out!ALT: Michele the Marmot Calls Out! 020
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In 55421 we just have had 30 minutes of constant rolling thunder and a few raindrops. The anticipation is killing me! Antici.....pation 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 30/08/202659 good eatin' apples, 10 destined for applesauce. Nice! My honeycrisp did well this year. One more tree to go...the Wolf River apples are still green but are really weighing down the branches. Hurry up and ripen! 080
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think that maybe it's just not our year. Oh well, Twins, I didn't have super high expectations anyway. :( 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Took a 20+m bike ride today. We found a teddy bear on the trail, picked it up and brought it along in case we found the owner. We did! A kid in a trailer a few miles up was upset because "bear was gone" and the parents had no clue what happened. Bear returned, family happy, I feel like $1,000,000. 2694852
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I read Songteller earlier this year. I have been a steadfast, unyielding Dolly Parton evangelist for my entire adult life. I'm glad to see that so many others felt the same...figured I'd add my voice to the chorus. I sent her an Xmas card a few years ago, got no reply. That's ok. I love her anyway. 151
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 26/08/20261. Let's go for a hike up this really big sand dune! 2. Yeah maybe not. Walking in sand kinda sucks if you're not used to it. 050
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026An inland sea, A sandy shore The waves bring rocks But not much more. 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Unbelievable: a Victoria Holt novel that I have not read. I'm working on that right now. 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Most unfair: getting a sore throat and cough right before a vacation. Boo hiss cough hack! 010
Reposted by Michele EssJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Put my hand on a bison rubbing stone today. It’s been sitting here since it was dropped by a retreating glacier at the end of the last ice age. The sides are smoothed from generations of bison rubbing on it. Good to think about that now and then 351932315
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! I'm a clifftop hiking trail at Pictured Rocks in Michigan. Part of my trail has eroded and fallen 200 feet into Lake Superior below. You won't see it until your foot steps into empty air! Luckily, you'll be saved by grabbing a spindly Aspen tree. 2100
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I heard that too and went WTF Wurzer! Luckily, perhaps 75% of people listening to MPR at 5:50 on election day are poll workers. Two of our EJs called in about it, and many more were miffed. 020
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Good morning other elections officials! Let's support democracy! 0110
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tuna has STILL not learned to leave the spicy flies (bees, yellow jackets, etc) alone. She looks part Shar Pei. 160
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In honor of the awooooo today, here's my good old girl Lucy singing along with the sirens (and me). I loved her rusty old howl. 0483
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have lost one of my favorite editorial cartoon-type pictures. Help! A group of 5-6ish people walk into a Picasso/cubism show, and then walk out. On the walk in they look like fairly typical 60's style people (e.g. woman in a fur coat & little hat), on the way out they are all Cubist style. 🧵 200
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Woo hoo Twins!!!! Anderson gets his first win, Royce walks off the Royals with a triple. Awesome! 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/07/2026*gasp* the NERVE!!! [Insert today's political drama, in which politicians act like politicians and we are all, somehow, shocked] 011
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I can see why some people love living in the tropics. My skin is absolutely 🌟 glowing 🌟 this morning. 120
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is the little guy that was abandoned at the Dog Park. He looks a bit grumpy but keep in mind that he's been through a lot in the last week...including a major bath and shave. And it looks like he's got an adoption appt! Poor little guy, he's only about a year old! Lots of time for a good life.24petconnect.comDetails: A392338Shelter staff named me Sullivan.I am a male, black and brown Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Poodle - Miniature.... 231
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 22/07/2026🎵 This is my message to you-ou-ou: Don't worry about a thing... 🎶 150
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone abandoned a dog at the dog park 😭. Poor little guy! I've heard of this happening before - my guess is that folks figure that dog lovers will come by and help. And so, here I am. Animal control is on the way. 070
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I would very very much like it if it would rain in the next couple of days. My plants are hot and dry, and I haven't had time to set up my elaborate watering system this year. How is tomorrow Monday? I need another weekend day. 080