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Mr. Bartokomous

@mrbartokomous.bsky.social
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Toronto. Formerly a tech guy. Occasional enabler of Nirvanna The Band. Currently procrastinating.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 2h
Beyond matters of taste and decency and whether or not you even believe in the death penalty due to moral reasons, livestreaming the execution of Nidal Hasan is a dumb idea because you're giving him his moment of public martyrdom.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 3h
Ick didn’t offend me as a lefty, it offended me as someone who likes watching movies that aren’t complete ass.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 3h
I think it goes lower, but not based on corruption hearings.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 4h
Ick.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 4h
Played the new Gears of War with a buddy last night. Feels good, looks PHENOMENAL. I didn’t think video games could look this good.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 4h
Sure, why not.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 21h
Earlier this evening it occurred to me there was nothing I’d rather do than watch Digger a second time, so I… did. It’s a really great movie. I don’t think it’s in the conversation for the year’s best, but it’s still really good and I strongly recommend it.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 23h
Iran, if you’re listening, there’s a lot of good people in LA. West Palm Beach, on the other hand…
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She looks like a sentient Spitting Image puppet with brain damage
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a brilliant and fucking brutal satire. People criticizing it are too far gone to realize how much they’re telling on themselves.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As opposed to the vanity of proclaiming you know everything you need to know about a movie you haven’t bothered to watch.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The more I think about this movie the more I love. It’s accessible, searing, funny, and people who feel attacked by it are telling on themselves.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/10/2026
god there's going to be so much of this
wsj.com
Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Wire $100,000 to Her Amex Account
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This response to Mamdani’s fair and sensible remembrance of October 7th and everything since… is god damn unhinged.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve been struggling with how to get across to federal Liberals that their continued presence on X is a real harm to the country… and I’ve got better access than most.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carney wanting to give his art dealer a patronage appointment wouldn’t be so bad, if it wasn’t a ministry so critical to public safety as AI policy. @evansolomon.bsky.social would rather have deepfake porn made of high schoolers than confront one single solitary techbro.
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The world seems to currently reward creation of management systems for all the things we've set in motion. This irritates me because there is wisdom in first choosing to set fewer things in motion.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I gotta read it, but I will, and if I fuck with it I will probably try to option it.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was at the World Premiere of all three Benoit Blanc mysteries. Glass Onion a month before Elon closed the Twitter acquisition was a TRIP. If I ever meet @rianjohnson.bsky.social I hope I have enough notice to make a punchcard he can sign.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup! Same username.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve seen neither, but very excited for both.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s really funny to say you’re going to use AI so you don’t disappoint the bros but then post all day about how they’re sportsball loving morons who like doing boring things for losers that you actually hate
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not the best of the year but it’s in that ballpark and I am sincerely mystified by the negative critical reaction. It’s as accessible as any Nolan flick and relentlessly entertaining. Ahmed is better than Giamatti in The Debut.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Trump actually dislikes Collins he needs to prove it by campaigning for her
Grace Panetta & @grace_panetta
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"I don't think President Trump is going to come to Maine," Collins says. "I've heard nothing from his office and I'm not exactly his favorite senator."
7:17 PM • 10/6/26 • 256 Views
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I asked the bartender to play Apollo 440’s Charlie’s Angels theme and it’s been nothing but late 90s/early 00s EDM movie soundtracks ever since. I regret nothing.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Digger’s Soliloquy tops it for me, but not by much.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If someone thinks Paper Tiger lacks for thrills I can only assume they were asleep during the home invasion sequence and left before the final scenes with Driver on the road and in the field.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My only real beefs with the film are the inciting incident depends on one character being absurdly stupid, and Johansson’s work not clicking for me at all. Aside from that it’s damn near a masterpiece.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teller is absurdly good in Paper Tiger. 70s Dustin Hoffman good.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So many of David Ellison’s decisions come back to “he loved Saving Private Ryan and all the video games it inspired” There’s a straight line from SPR to MOHAA (and subsequently Call of Duty, which was made when the MOHAA devs bailed on EA to start Infinity Ward).
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you can’t see this as a setup you deserve to get fleeced. If you don’t care about being fleeced on this… then you’re just making a bribe, which should be investigated and prosecuted accordingly.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was making small talk at an all inclusive. Coverage of the LA fires was on the TV. I mentioned they looked pretty bad. She replied “I hope they all burn.” She walked it back when I mentioned that I had friends currently evacuated, but you could tell she was trying (poorly) to save face.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
4 years is where I’d start the betting line.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
if this fucker is going to spite us and live past 90 like his dad did he should at least get to experience the rest of us tearing his legacy down around his ears
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Toronto! Early voting for the mayoral election is open every day from now until October 11, 10-6! Got my vote in this morning, less than 5 minutes in and out. Do your part for democracy!
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right, but now he’s saying “let them” in response to the notion of Iran attacking those cities. How is that not interpreted as an invitation to attack? Like, you can’t keep the safer meaning when it’s directly contradicted by the words he’s saying now.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the safer meaning? Are they suggesting Trump wants the Iranians to treat the millions of people living in those cities to a nice dinner?
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've got a pile of OG/360 Xbox games that aren't backwards compatible, and it'd be really nice to play them on my PC with higher resolution/frame rates. I'm not above a little tinkering to make that happen.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joining the chorus of people telling you Star Wars Burnout is a damn good time.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the odds of CNN swallowing CBS News is a lot more likely than the inverse, and that's probably a good thing, but it raises serious concerns about local news coverage (not that it hasn't been suffering for years under affiliate owners like Sinclair and Nexstar).
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The heck is going on with 7-Eleven these days? 2 of their 3 nearest locations to me have shut down in the past couple months.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn’t care for the revenant, Birdman is more interesting than good to me. Digger is clever and relentlessly entertaining. It’s not among the year’s absolute best movies, but it’s in the 90th percentile or so.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I seriously enjoyed it.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sergey’s gonna lose, and a bunch of ad reps at crappy affiliate stations are gonna make commissions, which, good for them, but like, do you understand how many awesome films could be made with half that money?
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Volunteer for something you care about.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sliwa’s preferred solutions are suboptimal, but the man’s fundamental decency and love for his city are unimpeachable. I’m not surprised him and Mamdani get along.
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Mr. Bartokomous @mrbartokomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To hear my dad tell it, I spent the back half of Jurassic Park white-knuckle gripping the armrests… so I think it’s gotta be that. This shot in particular.
static.klipy.com
Jurassic Park: T-Rex Mirror Warning
Alt: Jurassic Park: T-Rex Mirror Warning
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