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Russty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#OnThisDay 1997 : The BBC One balloon took its maiden journey across the skies of the UK. The balloon sequences lasted until 2002. #90s
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds*
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Miles Pen @ #hbspoilers @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 26/08/2026
Cause I've seen blue skies Through the tears, in my eyes And I realise I'm going home Rest in peace.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 25/08/2026
"I will prove my own worth Heal the damage and hurt that's been done When the crying's all done I'm gonna' shine like the sun"
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Shine Like the Sun (feat. Natalie McQueen, Amber Davies, Caroline Sheen & Original London Cast)...
YouTube video by 9 to 5 the Musical - Topic
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 12/08/2026
A promotional image for McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes showing a darkened full moon with a bright crescent of sunlight around its edge against a blue night sky. Large white text reads “FULL MOON HALF MOON GO ON, SAY IT,” with the Jaffa Cakes logo at the bottom.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be This year it is not to be Que sera, sera
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Right, I'm putting the kettle on. Brew?
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Double f*ck.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
F*ck.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
C'MON!!!!
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 08/07/2026
Can't be worse than the man who spends more time up Trump's arse than in Clacton.
Count Binface being interviewed on BBC News.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
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The TV Room @thetvroom.com · 30/06/2026
🟦 CLEAN FEED | Radio | Whilst BBC Radio 4 LW officially ended at 1am on Saturday, here's the moment the LW transmitter (in this case Droitwich) was shut down for good late this morning. Clip: SW Radio Listener/YT.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/06/2026
Wordle 1,822 2/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 12/06/2026
10 years later, the pain of Pulse remains sharp. Friends of mine lost friends & the tragedy is still deeply personal for the community. Today we remember the 49 lives taken, hold their loved ones in our hearts, & stand together in remembrance & solidarity. This is why we have Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈💔🌈
A stone memorial plaque set in a square concrete frame, featuring a glass center etched with a rainbow gradient and the names of the 49 individuals lost in the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016. The memorial is surrounded by colorful artificial flowers and a memorial wall covered in signatures.

Alejandro Barrios Martinez
​Brenda Lee Marquez McCool
​Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez
​Kimberly Morris
​Akyra Monet Murray
​Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo
​Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez
​Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera
​Joel Rayon Paniagua
​Jean Carlos Mendez Perez
​Enrique L. Rios Jr.
​Jean C. Nives Rodriguez
​Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado
​Christopher Andrew Leinonen
​Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz
​Edward Sotomayor Jr.
​Shane Evan Tomlinson
​Martin Benitez Torres
​Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega
​Juan P. Rivera Velazquez
​Luis S. Vielma
​Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez
​Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon
​Jerald Arthur Wright
​Stanley Almodovar III
​Amanda Alvear
​Oscar A. Aracena-Montero
​Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala
​Antonio Davon Brown
​Darryl Roman Burt II
​Angel L. Candelario-Padro
​Juan Chevez-Martinez
​Luis Daniel Conde
​Cory James Connell
​Tevin Eugene Crosby
​Deonka Deidra Drayton
​Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez
​Leroy Valentin Fernandez
​Mercedez Marisol Flores
​Peter O. Gonzalez Cruz
​Juan Ramon Guerrero
​Paul Terrell Henry
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 05/06/2026
Wide view of a theatre auditorium looking toward a brightly lit stage set for a live improv comedy show. A large screen at the back displays the "Dropout Improv" logo, while purple, blue, and green stage lights illuminate tall curtains. Six chairs are arranged in a row at centre stage, with a desk and chair to the left and a keyboard on a stand to the right. Audience members are beginning to take their seats in the foreground, and staff can be seen near the edges of the stage.
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
(•_•) <) )╯Publique fundinge / \ \(•_•) ( (> for the artes and humanityes / \ (•_•) <) )> doth benefit everyone! / \
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Craig Grannell @craiggrannell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Feeling a bit defensive about Look Mum No Computer. It’s like some Brits just want to be miserable *and* have no care for our musical history. Sam is a top bloke, writes catchy tunes, builds the instruments himself, and has been generally lovely about the competition. He’s a great representative.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 17/05/2026
Thank f*ck for that! #Eurovision
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/05/2026
...where the air is thick with antici.................... pation. #Eurovision
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/05/2026
#DouzePoints - Poland 10 - Romania 8 - Norway 7 - Australia 6 - France 5 - Germany 4 - Sweden 3 - Moldova 2 - Austria 1 - Italy #Eurovision #UnitedByMusic
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/05/2026
Well this aged terribly
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 09/05/2026
A screenshot from the VeggieTales episode "Rack, Shack & Benny", accompanied by a Threads post from transient-thinker, which says 'Some of y'all never watched Veggie Tales and it shows. The screenshot from the episode shows Rack, Shack and Benny refusing to bow to Mr Nezzer's 90ft tall bunny.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 28/04/2026
Ed Balls
Screenshot of a tweet by Ed Balls (@edballs) showing his profile picture as a child and a verified badge. The tweet simply reads “Ed Balls.” It is timestamped 4:20 PM on April 28, 2011, and shows high engagement with over 108K retweets, 10.9K quote tweets, and 111.7K likes.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 07/03/2026
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 19/02/2026
I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast? The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 23/01/2026
"Those sacrifices deserve to be spoken about truthfully and with respect, as we all remain united and loyal to the defence of diplomacy and peace." President Bonespurs needs to sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to those who served.
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Prince Harry says sacrifices by Nato troops in Afghanistan deserve 'respect' after Trump comments
Veterans and bereaved families call the comments
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 14/01/2026
It's everybody's favourite @garybrannan.bsky.social on my TV this morning!
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 12/01/2026
Wordle 1,668 2/6* 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kym Illman @kymillmanf1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
LANDO NORRIS, WORLD CHAMPION. #f1 #formula1 #abudhabigp
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 30/11/2025
'Twas the night before Jingle Jam...
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The Official Yogscast Jingle Cats Video 2020
YouTube video by The Yogscast
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fek @fek.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There goes Cloudflare again Good luck, IT folks <3
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 23/09/2025
Vaccines work. Paracetamol does not cause autism. Correlation does not indicate causation. Release the Epstein files.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 22/09/2025
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.
A smartwatch screen displaying a BBC Sport notification. The headline reads "Ryder Cup anal..." with the preview text: "Friday's opening foursomes should be most accurate...". A "CLEAR ALL" button is visible at the top of the screen. The watch is on a person's wrist.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
On the same day in the Telegraph:
The Telegraph

Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement

Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty

Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence

[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]

Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent

29 August 2025 8:57am BSTThe Telegraph

Money > Property > Second homes

How to avoid tax on your second home

From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net

[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]

Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer

29 August 2025 1:21pm BST
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ISACK HADJAR FINISHES P3 🤩👏 What a drive from the rookie! #F1 #DutchGP
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Jim Hawkins @jimallthetime.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
No, homeless ex-service people are not being evicted to make space for asylum seekers Obviously Please share widely, particularly under the noses of anyone who might have seen the claim elsewhere www.bigissue.com/news/social-...
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No, homeless veterans are not being evicted to make room for asylum seekers
A claim that homeless veterans were evicted to house asylum seekers went viral. But it simply wasn't true. Here's what really happened.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I've said this before, and I'm not advocating political violence or cannibalism more generally, but the UK needs to introduce a social norm that it's OK to kill and eat *anyone* suggesting the NHS becomes 'more like the US system'. Don't just fight them on this, eat them.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 28/06/2025
If there was ever a dog that qualifies for 15/10 (@weratedogs.com), then it is Gilbert and the 12 service dogs standing guard.
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Rep. Melissa Hortman, Mark Hortman and dog Gilbert lie in state at Capitol
Thousands of people, including former President Biden, went to the Minnesota Capitol Friday to mourn Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman, her husband, Mark, and their dog, Gilbert.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband have both died.
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Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 11/06/2025
Completed my first aid at work training!
'First Aid Essentials' - a candidate manual for First Aid at Work training, published by the Royal Life Saving Society.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.
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