Sign in

Mystery Biscuits

@mpeyton.uk
212 followers 1.2K following 101 posts

Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos. Replies, reposts & likes etc not necessarily endorsements. He/they.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Russty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#OnThisDay 1997 : The BBC One balloon took its maiden journey across the skies of the UK. The balloon sequences lasted until 2002. #90s
BBC One BallloonBBC One BallloonBBC One BallloonBBC One Ballloon
1174 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds*
7982301 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Miles Pen @ #hbspoilers @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
751861522 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 26/08/2026
Cause I've seen blue skies Through the tears, in my eyes And I realise I'm going home Rest in peace.
youtube.com
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 25/08/2026
"I will prove my own worth Heal the damage and hurt that's been done When the crying's all done I'm gonna' shine like the sun"
youtube.com
Shine Like the Sun (feat. Natalie McQueen, Amber Davies, Caroline Sheen & Original London Cast)...
YouTube video by 9 to 5 the Musical - Topic
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/08/2026
Business rates matter more than trans lives, seemingly.........
020 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 12/08/2026
A promotional image for McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes showing a darkened full moon with a bright crescent of sunlight around its edge against a blue night sky. Large white text reads “FULL MOON HALF MOON GO ON, SAY IT,” with the Jaffa Cakes logo at the bottom.
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 12/08/2026
So is it going to be like when we hosted on Ukraine's behalf, or another country (probably whoever comes 2nd) hosting without any involvement from the winner?
110 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 11/08/2026
They did it back in 1999 - I get that we're not going to experience a total solar eclipse here but it's still such a significant scientific event that you think they could have spared at least half an hour.
youtube.com
Eclipse Live- BBC1 11th Aug 1999
YouTube video by Andy Watson
000 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
15568172026 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be This year it is not to be Que sera, sera
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Right, I'm putting the kettle on. Brew?
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
Double f*ck.
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
F*ck.
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/07/2026
C'MON!!!!
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 08/07/2026
Can't be worse than the man who spends more time up Trump's arse than in Clacton.
Count Binface being interviewed on BBC News.
010 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 06/07/2026
I can dream......
youtube.com
Baddiel & Skinner & Lightning Seeds - Three Lions (Football's Coming Home) (Official Video)
YouTube video by LightningSeedsVEVO
000 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
995170 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
The TV Room @thetvroom.com · 30/06/2026
🟦 CLEAN FEED | Radio | Whilst BBC Radio 4 LW officially ended at 1am on Saturday, here's the moment the LW transmitter (in this case Droitwich) was shut down for good late this morning. Clip: SW Radio Listener/YT.
24317 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 22/06/2026
I knew that what with all the talk of a 'coronation' that he had to be involved somewhere.
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/06/2026
Wordle 1,822 2/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
010 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 12/06/2026
10 years later, the pain of Pulse remains sharp. Friends of mine lost friends & the tragedy is still deeply personal for the community. Today we remember the 49 lives taken, hold their loved ones in our hearts, & stand together in remembrance & solidarity. This is why we have Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈💔🌈
A stone memorial plaque set in a square concrete frame, featuring a glass center etched with a rainbow gradient and the names of the 49 individuals lost in the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016. The memorial is surrounded by colorful artificial flowers and a memorial wall covered in signatures.

Alejandro Barrios Martinez
​Brenda Lee Marquez McCool
​Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez
​Kimberly Morris
​Akyra Monet Murray
​Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo
​Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez
​Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera
​Joel Rayon Paniagua
​Jean Carlos Mendez Perez
​Enrique L. Rios Jr.
​Jean C. Nives Rodriguez
​Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado
​Christopher Andrew Leinonen
​Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz
​Edward Sotomayor Jr.
​Shane Evan Tomlinson
​Martin Benitez Torres
​Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega
​Juan P. Rivera Velazquez
​Luis S. Vielma
​Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez
​Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon
​Jerald Arthur Wright
​Stanley Almodovar III
​Amanda Alvear
​Oscar A. Aracena-Montero
​Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala
​Antonio Davon Brown
​Darryl Roman Burt II
​Angel L. Candelario-Padro
​Juan Chevez-Martinez
​Luis Daniel Conde
​Cory James Connell
​Tevin Eugene Crosby
​Deonka Deidra Drayton
​Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez
​Leroy Valentin Fernandez
​Mercedez Marisol Flores
​Peter O. Gonzalez Cruz
​Juan Ramon Guerrero
​Paul Terrell Henry
213632 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 05/06/2026
Wide view of a theatre auditorium looking toward a brightly lit stage set for a live improv comedy show. A large screen at the back displays the "Dropout Improv" logo, while purple, blue, and green stage lights illuminate tall curtains. Six chairs are arranged in a row at centre stage, with a desk and chair to the left and a keyboard on a stand to the right. Audience members are beginning to take their seats in the foreground, and staff can be seen near the edges of the stage.
010 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.
7471321270 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 25/05/2026
youtube.com
It's so damn hot
YouTube video by Gary Neino II
000 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
(•_•) <) )╯Publique fundinge / \ \(•_•) ( (> for the artes and humanityes / \ (•_•) <) )> doth benefit everyone! / \
032056 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Craig Grannell @craiggrannell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Feeling a bit defensive about Look Mum No Computer. It’s like some Brits just want to be miserable *and* have no care for our musical history. Sam is a top bloke, writes catchy tunes, builds the instruments himself, and has been generally lovely about the competition. He’s a great representative.
5252 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 17/05/2026
Thank f*ck for that! #Eurovision
050 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/05/2026
...where the air is thick with antici.................... pation. #Eurovision
051 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/05/2026
#DouzePoints - Poland 10 - Romania 8 - Norway 7 - Australia 6 - France 5 - Germany 4 - Sweden 3 - Moldova 2 - Austria 1 - Italy #Eurovision #UnitedByMusic
000 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 16/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man with red hair and a mustache wearing suspenders
Alt: A clip from South Park - Sergeant Harrison Yates of the Park County Police Force says "Nice." He has red hair, red eyebrows and a red moustache. He is wearing a white shirt, black tie and black suspenders, with a pistol in a holster on his chest.
010 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 15/05/2026
There's a few 'cross-river' journeys that only cost £4.10 - Woolwich to Barking, Greenland (Surrey Quays) to Canary Wharf and Rotherhithe to Canary Wharf. Source - www.thamesclippers.com/plan-your-jo...
thamesclippers.com
Prices and Discounts - Uber Boat by Thames Clippers
We offer a variety of fares to suit every customer. We also provide a range of discounts for our wide array of ticket types.
030 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/05/2026
Well this aged terribly
705175305790 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 09/05/2026
A screenshot from the VeggieTales episode "Rack, Shack & Benny", accompanied by a Threads post from transient-thinker, which says 'Some of y'all never watched Veggie Tales and it shows. The screenshot from the episode shows Rack, Shack and Benny refusing to bow to Mr Nezzer's 90ft tall bunny.
010 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 28/04/2026
Ed Balls
Screenshot of a tweet by Ed Balls (@edballs) showing his profile picture as a child and a verified badge. The tweet simply reads “Ed Balls.” It is timestamped 4:20 PM on April 28, 2011, and shows high engagement with over 108K retweets, 10.9K quote tweets, and 111.7K likes.
010 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
146230224325 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 13/04/2026
You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
Homer Simpson reading out Mr Burns' list of voicemail messages to him.
130 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 06/04/2026
Back when I called myself a Christian I was always told to never date a non-Christian. Nowadays, as long as all parties involved are OK with faiths not matching then I don't see it as a problem - if anything, it can give a wider view of how different people live out different religions.
010 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 04/04/2026
FreeMcBoot is probably your best way to go, but tbh PS2 emulation is pretty easy nowadays with something like PCSX2. You can find many a guide on YouTube.
010 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something
2833421862 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 21/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a microphone and a laptop computer
Alt: Tom Scott firing the 'Mystery Biscuits' jingle, and banging his elbow on the table.
070 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 07/03/2026
🪵🥄❓
010 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 19/02/2026
I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast? The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
562314616 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 08/02/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/1c6nY...
youtube.com
Beef curtains (The best "React" in comedy history) #comedy #funny #jokes #satire #benidorm
YouTube video by HE11SWINTER
007 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 03/02/2026
media.tenor.com
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
010 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 23/01/2026
"Those sacrifices deserve to be spoken about truthfully and with respect, as we all remain united and loyal to the defence of diplomacy and peace." President Bonespurs needs to sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to those who served.
bbc.co.uk
Prince Harry says sacrifices by Nato troops in Afghanistan deserve 'respect' after Trump comments
Veterans and bereaved families call the comments
012 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 14/01/2026
It's everybody's favourite @garybrannan.bsky.social on my TV this morning!
0110 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 12/01/2026
Wordle 1,668 2/6* 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
000 0
Reposted by Mystery Biscuits
Kym Illman @kymillmanf1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
LANDO NORRIS, WORLD CHAMPION. #f1 #formula1 #abudhabigp
0194 0
Mystery Biscuits @mpeyton.uk · 30/11/2025
'Twas the night before Jingle Jam...
youtube.com
The Official Yogscast Jingle Cats Video 2020
YouTube video by The Yogscast
000 0