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Mike Cabrey

@mpcabrey.bsky.social
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Sports writer for The Reporter in Lansdale, Pa.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15h
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 16h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 18h
Ossoff's superpower is that he correctly thinks his opponent is a contemptible piece of shit and he is willing to explain why in clear and direct language. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/10/2026
incredible graphic, sure we align with the "i swear it's not gambling" company and then get all the data wrong anyway #chyronfaill
suggests the odds of advancing have been steady at about 55-45 the past week, brewers vs padres, on polymarketthe actual braves odds, which shot up two days agothe actual padres odds, which did the opposite
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are going to erase the national debt by selling chances to destroy Trump shit with a sledgehammer
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/10/2026
again every elected Republican is a coward and a traitor
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Mike Cabrey @mpcabrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enjoyed Lanterns a lot but it kind of lost a bit of steam the last 3 episodes. Interested to see John Stewart in the bigger DCU world.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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Mike Cabrey @mpcabrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt Rhule is canon in the DCU.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
local news must be protected at all costs
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All of last season, there were 3 games where a team failed to convert a single third down. In the early window today, there were 2. Eagles: 0-for-12 on third down Jets: 0-for-7 on third down
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump is what happens when you don’t punish people appropriately.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France hit some wires running near the roof that knocked down what may have been the go ahead home run which was then caught for an out
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
huh.
a football flying somewhere above an upright
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a symptom of what i say on here a lot: stuff u know that feels like stuff "everyone knows" usually isn't. so share it when it comes up.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s notable that the purportedly liberal news outlet consigns Noem’s very well documented relationship with Lewandowski to the status of a disavowed rumor and buries it in the last paragraph of this report on her divorce filing. www.ms.now/news/kristi-...
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Kristi Noem files for divorce from Bryon Noem
The announcement of the separation comes six months after a bombshell tabloid photo leak of her husband, Bryon Noem.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
replay of that Cavan Sullivan run
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Based on EPA per drive, that's the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last four seasons. 9 possessions: 4 punts, 3 turnovers, 1 failed 4th down, 1 TD.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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Bo Wulf @bowulf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the Eagles' defense, that's only exactly what Andy Dalton has done since we first saw him in the spring.
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2.
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Mike Cabrey @mpcabrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s barely out of bounds so I get that but that’s a hit (especially on QBs) that if I’m the league I don’t want to see.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/Walking past Tom Wilkinson's character from Michael Clayton carrying 100 baguettes and muttering to himself on an alley in Tribeca "Hey how's it going?"
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meme: "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel, who has about a good a chance of being president as I do, has been profiled like 9 times in the last couple months in major newspapers. It really shows you how profoundly out of touch the people are that drive much of our national political discourse.
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Mike Cabrey @mpcabrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BOYS SOCCER: Goalie Austin Yeh comes up big, helps Wissahickon earn 1-1 draw with Abington (By @mpcabrey) www.thereporteronline.com/2026/09/25/b...
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BOYS SOCCER: Goalie Austin Yeh comes up big, helps Wissahickon earn 1-1 draw with Abington
Wissahickon boys soccer goalie Austin Yeh stood tall against defending PIAA champ Abington to help the Trojans earn a draw with the visiting Ghosts.
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Mike Cabrey @mpcabrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GIRLS SOCCER: CB East takes full control of SOL Colonial Division with win over Souderton www.thereporteronline.com/2026/09/24/g...
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GIRLS SOCCER: CB East takes full control of SOL Colonial Division with win over Souderton
Taylor Roumy scored two goals and assisted another for the Patriots.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's this really odd pattern with Bari Weiss, JD Vance, Richard Hanania etc, where they rise to prominence because their main skill is cultivating the friendship of wealthy patrons, but it's impossible to figure out how they do it because they constantly exude a pungent strain of anti-charisma.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not an accident or a fuck up — part of the conservative plot to destroy universities and higher education generally
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI: like a trillion bucks flushed down the toilet, everyone hates it, no actual utility, makes you dumb inhalants: cheap as fuck, people love 'em, makes you just as dumb but maybe you get a good story like "I huffed freon out of a garbage bag on top of the CVS"
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chinese media allowed at WH. American media banned in defiance of a court order.
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fascist ideology is inherently self-defeating and ass-backwards. Just look at the MAGA ethnic cleansing campaign. Out of pure racist hatred, the USA is kidnapping random hardworking, tax-paying, society-contributing innocents off the street and *paying* foreign authoritarians to torture them.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re getting ready to pull a “everyone was against the Iraq war” but with ICE. Democrats let them get away with it on the war. We’re dumb if we do that again.
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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody ever watches Bar Rescue and thinks "bloated ruddy white guys in Arizona should never be allowed to own a bar again" but the 25 op-ed writers of America will read this article and decide no gays should ever own a business at all
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
latest in a long running series of Republicans discovering that Republican policy preferences are bad when they’re applied to their loved ones
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know we're all used to Trump embarassing us on the world stage. But we are truly a rogue nation. A rogue *superpower*, and need to be sanctioned and defeated by the international community.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi
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