Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 3hWith how the Packers are about neck stuff, I won't be surprised if his next transaction is an injury settlement. 😩 350
Reposted by Mike BischoffRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4hHe’s right of course. Player pay and coaching pay ARE totally different markets. That’s why in every pro sports league on earth, the best players are paid significantly more than the best coaches. They’re way more valuable. College sports is unique in flipping that 1331637
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 5hIt would have been nice if there were two Kevin Zeitlers the Packers could have gone and gotten, but of all the guys they've signed he's the one I'm least worried about. You just have to hope one of Becton or Tomlinson has a 1996 Bruce Wilkerson season in them. 030
Reposted by Mike Bischoffc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 8hOmigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2537471260
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 15hGlad I stayed up to watch PCA try to whine his way out of the game, but I think that's the last inning of that I need to watch. 160
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16hI admire Bregman going out there and competing despite having a broken face, but he looks like a guy who can't see as well with his lead eye. 170
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16hSo, are the Padres and Brewers the only teams in the postseason with a bullpen? Maybe the White Sox? 140
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 17hI'm not sure of the provenance here, considering it's seemed like she's been doing exactly what she was hired to do (suck shit). 150
Reposted by Mike BischoffJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 18hSo-called AI detection tools might be an even bigger scurge than AI. I was talking today with a student (a senior), who shared that they now have to spend time "dumbing down" their papers--shortening sentences, removing advanced vocab and punctuation--because otherwise they get flagged as "AI." 1027869
Reposted by Mike BischoffThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1759662253
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Never ceases to amaze me that the left got football in the split. 140
Reposted by Mike BischoffSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 36487142691
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Considering the UK is basically just a giant medieval battlefield, have we given enough thought to the idea the whole thing's just haunted? 042
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Lmao, that was definitely a way to get the score before the end of the half. 000
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Lmao, were the Bears the only people in the stadium who didn't know Barkley was getting the ball on that play? 111
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026When did they start letting personal fouls get offset by other penalties? Didn't they used to override them? 140
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the door of the church 1100
Reposted by Mike BischoffRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 328127
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026Huh, weird this all sounds very familiar. Like I read it months ago and heard so many arguments that if it were true we'd hear it from... entities like GS. 1114
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026The Star-Spangled Banner should be played exclusively by mariachi bands henceforth. 1112
Reposted by Mike BischoffWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026I feel like this was actually a good use of my morning and it has made me laugh, so it has to be.open.spotify.comAs There's A Deep Drive to LeftAugust 19, 2020 - Thom Brennaman is a moron. 263
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026There are some free-roaming cats I see in the neighborhood. There are also a number of well-fed hawks. Draw your own conclusions. 450
Reposted by Mike Bischoff#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong. 2347251056
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026Adams had no clue where the ball was going. Not sure Stafford did, either. 000
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026That is such an easy call to make, it's literally that ref's entire job, and he still blows it. 020
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026Finally catching up on Lanterns (ep 5) and is it just me or does the ring have the battery life of an iPhone 4 that's been left in the sun too long? 220
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026John Hussey running to break up Wiggins and Lamb while still on the stadium mic. 😂 020
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026Bucs/Packers next week looking like a classic Bay of Pigs game. 🙃 1172
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026I don't think I want to know what Baker Mayfield just injured. 😬 130
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 27/09/2026They need to close the aperture by about half a stop in the Rio game, lol. Cowboys jerseys are glowing like lightbulbs. 010
Reposted by Mike BischoffJR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026103 wins. Holy ****ing sh**. 4965
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 27/09/2026Mike Evans hurtstatic.klipy.comWarwater, Wet..GifALT: Warwater, Wet..Gif 030
Reposted by Mike BischoffCurt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jacob Misiorowski's final 2026 numbers: 174.2 IP, 1.80 ERA, 2.17 FIP, 252 K, 44 BB, 31.3 K-BB%, .802 WHIP. The third-lowest WHIP by any qualified starter (excl. 2020) in MLB history, trailing only 1913 Walter Johnson and 2000 Martínez. One of the best pitching seasons ever. 311734
Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 27/09/20262000 Pedro might have been the most unhittable pitcher I've ever seen, so that's elite company to be sure. 171
Reposted by Mike BischoffBryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Via the DVOA Discord: "Deebo Samuel can't catch, Mike Evans can't run, but we can fix that in aggregate" 1135
Reposted by Mike BischoffMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cincinnati must pay for its chili sins 2507
Reposted by Mike BischoffJason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody: The NFL: "What if there were, like, NO good teams?" 0507
