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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 5h
I don't know if it was exactly this one, but this is the closest I can find that reminds me of it. Sadly, I did not have the "Machine Gun Kelly" poster. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026
You're underrating the Reds' willingness to give stupid money to name-recognizable players past whatever prime they might have once had.
Mike Moustakas in a Cincinnati Reds uniform
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 29/09/2026
Butts? With two t's? What exactly do you think this idiom means? 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 28/09/2026
Behold: the worst call to action ever conceived of by man:
Political spam text from something called Turnout PAC that reads, in all caps, "NATE SILVER JUST MADE A JAW-DROPPING PREDICTION... LOOK"
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 27/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 26/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 26/09/2026
Oh... oh no.
An unfortunately labeled sale label on Fage yogurt that dropped the "e" from the product name
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 26/09/2026
Google result for Northwestern University's CRISPR gene editing lab.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 26/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 24/09/2026
They do, but...
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 24/09/2026
Gotta be careful, before you know it people might start associating beer with football.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 24/09/2026
Sorry for the tangent, but what an incredible name to have as a sports law expert.
"Aaron Hernandez, director of the National Sports Law Institute of Marquette University Law School..."
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 23/09/2026
"COOOAAWWWD"
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 21/09/2026
There is no fucking way
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 21/09/2026
Trendlines are pretty consistent.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 20/09/2026
It's not all bad. I've had a beagle puppy sleeping on me for the last hour.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 20/09/2026
The best player being the punter on the road against the Jets? Certainly that's never happened before.
Former Packers punter Tim Masthay
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 19/09/2026
Either way, you should probably let your JS compatriots know that it is, in fact, on TV. 😅
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 19/09/2026
In case my word isn't good enough 😅
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 19/09/2026
And both games are going to be simulcast on NBCSN, if that's in your TV package, anyhow.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 17/09/2026
Dying at the lawyerspeak for "homeboy has rocks for brains."
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16/09/2026
And apparently tonight will be spent as a beagle bed while I watch the Brewers.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 15/09/2026
She wouldn't take no for an answer!
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14/09/2026
You're gonna have a bad time
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 13/09/2026
Packers running the all-Watson offense, in honor of the bestest boy
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 11/09/2026
Disruptioned our way into a cultural wasteland.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10/09/2026
Harsh, but fair. (Not sure if he's talking about Munn or Woodley as the second one.)
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10/09/2026
What a ridiculous line. (The first 0 is hits allowed)
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10/09/2026
You must be too young to have experienced the majesty of the greatest phone ever built: the MOTO Razr. 😅
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10/09/2026
Squeaky wheel gets the kick
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 09/09/2026
Counsell's going to show up tomorrow like
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 08/09/2026
The Mendota Club better start having some bake sales.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 08/09/2026
I was going to say, that sounds like a trip to Road America to me. We even put it on the license plates now. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 07/09/2026
She always looks like
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 07/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 06/09/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 05/09/2026
Name your fav game made before 2000
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
PYTHAGORAS?!
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
Young John McGivern??
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
Captain Kirk holding back a guy who is black on the left side and white on the right side from attacking a guy who's black on the right side and white on the left side
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
Words can mean more than one thing.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
Hello, brother
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 04/09/2026
They got my ass good.
Question asking what you call a drinking fountain, which is obviously a "bubbler"Heat map putting me dead in central-to-eastern Wisconsin Most dialectically similar cities:
Milwaukee (52%)
Minneapolis (52%)
Chicago (52%)
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 02/09/2026
"I'm going to smelt that mf at your wake."
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 01/09/2026
Taking a FOX News headline at face value, lmao Please be serious.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 31/08/2026
Soon we will all be the heaviest potatoes in Wisconsin.
Photo of the Wisconsin State Fair award winner in the category of "Potato, Heaviest"

It is an ordinary looking Yukon gold potato
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 31/08/2026
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/08/2026
I was at a game where he led the Badgers on 10 touchdown drives, then everyone stormed the field so they had to do the Rose Bowl acceptance ceremony in the locker room. 😅 And of course, also responsible for the best QB scramble I've ever seen, lol
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