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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h
And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 6h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 6h
I'm sorry, the idea that JCO is too high-brow or pretentious for "pulpy" writing is just too funny to take seriously. I'm sorry she was snide about your romance books, but I don't think there was a bigger champion of pulp and weird fiction from her generation of literary contemporaries.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 8h
Oh yeah, he also chooses to look Like That.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 8h
The ol' Camp Radler.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 8h
Yeah, got to the end of that one and had the ol' "Only one episode left, huh?" worry moment.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 8h
Just because the Twins make all 40 people who show up in April do it doesn't make it smart or fun for anyone else.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 9h
Looks like an old Allis-Chalmers, Milwaukee's finest.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 9h
Palmer Luckey is the one who "invented" a VR helmet with a bolt in it that kills you if you die in the game. Made all his money selling Oculus to Meta before pivoting to defense contracts. 🙃
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Dan Marriott @dcmarriott.bsky.social · 9h
Turbosquid has a new data deal when you will get paid "When funds are available" I suggest artists do not join this obvious scam.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 10h
Today I heard someone use the Human Centipede as a way to explain why large model AI is inevitably heading towards its own self destruction by tainting its future inputs, and honestly? It was a beautiful teaching metaphor.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10h
No one has more, but, one could argue, no one has fewer, either.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10h
I never noticed Cyborg just phases through WW. 🙃
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10h
Hard to believe it's been 8 years since the legendary Brewers/Cubs Game 163.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 10h
Well, he did leak it early himself. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 11h
Like... what was he doing the whole year he was hurt that would give you any inclination he could pick up what he was still missing "by week 5?"
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 11h
I wish I still had that alleged quote from KOC during training camp last year, it was on a preseason broadcast, or maybe week 1, where they said some of the coaches were concerned about McCarthy's knowledge of the playbook and he said, "What he doesn't know now, he'll know by week 5."
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Can't help but think if they took rebuilding the line seriously over the off-season they might not had to have rushed him back. That's a tough enough injury to come back from once, it's hard to be optimistic.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
My buddy and his brother were going to be going so I almost got tag-along tickets, but then it turned into him and his wife so I let that one go, lol Hopefully he comes back to Milwaukee someday.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
A bit tangential but the 90s Rachel Leigh Cook update to "this is your brain on drugs" was, uh... Very important to a lot of elder Millennials.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Last I checked he hasn't sold out the arena in Indy, either.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Luckily they just spent almost all of their remaining cap on Zeitler. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Truly a marriage of like minds.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Jonathan Franklin and J-Mike, too. Gary Berry was hurt in his rookie year. Johnny Holland was before Sterling, and of course Tim Lewis, as well. I don't think that's an exhaustive list, either.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 12h
Doubs kind of let me down last year. I always saw the vision with Dontayvion.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 13h
I loved Wicks, I'm not surprised at all by the impact he's having in Philly. I wouldn't have wanted to pay Doubs what he got in New England.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
Idk, maybe Savion Williams will actually be a real NFL player when he comes back.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
I didn't hate trading Dontayvion Wicks at the time, but somewhere in the back of my head I knew it might be a big backfire. 😑
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
I think I inherited that poster from my brother. Outside a couple Super Bowls I can barely even remember watching any Bills games, but he was one of my favorite QBs in Tecmo Super Bowl. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
Also had a bunch of Favre ones later on, not even sure I could picture them if I tried anymore, though.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
I don't know if it was exactly this one, but this is the closest I can find that reminds me of it. Sadly, I did not have the "Machine Gun Kelly" poster. 😂
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
My opinion remains unchanged: Packers should have signed him a decade ago and even on the aging curve and after fishing for the last 8 months, he's better than what was already on the roster.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
And we're probably headed to Chris Myers Town when the Bears and Packers play. 😑
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 14h
With how the Packers are about neck stuff, I won't be surprised if his next transaction is an injury settlement. 😩
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15h
He’s right of course. Player pay and coaching pay ARE totally different markets. That’s why in every pro sports league on earth, the best players are paid significantly more than the best coaches. They’re way more valuable. College sports is unique in flipping that
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 15h
I don't think Zeitler is totally washed. The other two, for sure, but their "washed" is still better than what's been on the field so far.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 15h
It kills three of the best things baseball had going for it: the trade deadline, the last week of the season, and hype for the start of the postseason.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16h
It's a small comfort to know he probably has horrible lower back pain at all times.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16h
Call me a homer, but he should have been a priority signing the first time he became a free agent. Better late than never, hopefully.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16h
It would have been nice if there were two Kevin Zeitlers the Packers could have gone and gotten, but of all the guys they've signed he's the one I'm least worried about. You just have to hope one of Becton or Tomlinson has a 1996 Bruce Wilkerson season in them.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 16h
Four, including the guy on the practice squad who used to let Joe Burrow's lunch money get stolen. But Zeitler was still a top-15 guard last year and, frankly, should have been signed by this team the very first time he became a free agent.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 18h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
Don't smoke, kids
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
Glad I stayed up to watch PCA try to whine his way out of the game, but I think that's the last inning of that I need to watch.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
I admire Bregman going out there and competing despite having a broken face, but he looks like a guy who can't see as well with his lead eye.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
Gotta burn your only worthwhile arm down 4 in the 5th inning.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
In the oven too long, lost most of his precooked weight.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
I was going to say, he looks like when Ted Danson did blackface.
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
So, are the Padres and Brewers the only teams in the postseason with a bullpen? Maybe the White Sox?
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Mike Bischoff @mpbmke.com · 30/09/2026
Also, I'm watching Red Sox/Yankees for as long as possible before switching over, or just possibly going to bed. 😂
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