James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have work training this week, and I have been awake for an hour worrying about what “smart casual” actually means. My clothes are either smart or casual. I don’t think any of them are both. Anyway, this woke me up at five in the morning. 020
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They were about to embark on an innocent bout of mild siphoning, and they noticed the shoggoth in the back of the barn. 010
Reposted by James McNaught👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are 7517729
Reposted by James McNaughtKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time. 4263832337
Reposted by James McNaughtACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Air to Ground Message: IS CEREAL A SOUP Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ae455643992 F: #f340dbfea9c 29541
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sitting waiting for a doctors appointment and WHAT THE FUCK! 100
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Finally, the boat house can be whatever colour you bloody well please. 000
Reposted by James McNaughtJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this. 3424461158
Reposted by James McNaughtDuncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale. 231350328
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey @benaaronovitch.bsky.social, why is Fleet so pissed off lately? 010
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Could it reduce neuropathy from previous treatments, or does it have to be taken at the time of chemo? I am prepared to volunteer for that trial. 010
Reposted by James McNaughtPEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Newfoundlanders on Trump 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥 #cdnpoli 👇 1314671
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ok, so who pissed off the Goddess of the River Fleet last night? 011
Reposted by James McNaughtJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313038380
Reposted by James McNaughtAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Regret to report that former super-spy Austin Powers is now driving a taxi in Hong Kong.thestandard.com.hkTaxi stuck sideways in narrow Central alleyA taxi became stuck sideways in a narrow alley in Central on Monday morning (Aug 24), with the driver seen struggling to free the vehicle. 1718
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If human athletes exploded if they ran too fast, I would watch a whole lot more of the olympics. 1124
Reposted by James McNaughtPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“The bloke’s lost his nail gun and he’s out there trying to build a deck with a rock while calling himself a master builder.” This is the dog’s bollocks. 2119453
Reposted by James McNaughtRyan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Muppet THREADS you cowards 0285
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Eurgh. First BIG SPIDER of the season. Do not like. 010
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comArthur Morgan Drinks CoffeeALT: Arthur Morgan Drinks Coffee 010
Reposted by James McNaughtHeadington News @headingtonnews.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Happy birthday, Headington Shark: 40 years old today www.headington.org.uk/shark/ 821157
Reposted by James McNaughtDave Long @axe99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Also....sorry not sorry.... Today is a good day to fly 😁 1251
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You can tell it is a woke Kentish Town fox, because it was asleep underneath my heat pump. 061
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Hive mind, I need a new set of noise cancelling headphones. Bluetooth nice but not a dealbreaker. What I really need is noise cancellation which can cope with the Northern Line near Euston, where the track makes the wheels scream. Any ideas? What is definitively the best noise cancellation brand? 000
Reposted by James McNaughtC:\User\PeteTrainor @petetrainor.fyi · 01/08/2026It’s been 10 weeks. I’ve not seen a refund. I’ve not had any more comms. I’ve certainly not received my coveted items. I can only assume they’ve been lost and the Auctioneer has some weird small print that makes this a legitimate scam. Moral; Just avoid sgbaldwins.com with a bargepole.sgbaldwins.comStanley Gibbons Baldwin's Home 041
Reposted by James McNaughtJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed. 541904512
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Eleven years ago today! @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social at the dearly missed Port Eliot Festival. 141
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Every so often, it is important to stop for a moment and remember how absolutely filthy the tube is. 000
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/07/2026www.ihoverboard.co.uk/products/sma... I have just seen one of these in the wild. This is the future we were promised.ihoverboard.co.ukSmart Rideable Suitcase Electric Luggage Scooter For Travel Airline ApprovedExperience premium hoverboard, E-Scooter and E-Bike for kids with smooth rides and exceptional quality. We share mobility and fun with innovation. Find your perfect ride for every adventure. 111
Reposted by James McNaughtStuart Jones @owenthesignal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Favourite diagram from billhooks.co.uk - every area of England has its own distinctive billhook shape What shape is your local billhook? (Questions you didn’t think you’d be asking today) 812027
Reposted by James McNaughtNereide @drnereide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Jodrell Bank is a piece of world radio #astronomy, a UNESCO World Heritage Site still leading research & training new astronomers🔭🧪⚛️ Shutting it down to save a tiny fraction of science budget is short-sighted. We can't let it become a rusting monument to discoveries never made. #SaveJodrellBank 35530
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I am not convinced that this is what George Clinton had in mind. 000
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m not not seeing The Odyssey because it’s too woke, I’m not seeing it because it’s too long. 000
Reposted by James McNaughtJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026your random fact of the day is that George Takei turned up on a Tomorrow's World Christmas Special in character as Sulu. Complete woth beaming down from the Enterprise. This means that Rod Hull and Emu, who were on the same episode, are technically Star Trek canon. 1315522
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Started the day with lumpy milk. Is this an omen? 110
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I am watching The Sentinels, which seems to pose the question, “What if Captain America was French, but also in the Peaky Blinders?” 000
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/re... There is no cocktail called England, perhaps because we find it difficult to mix.diffordsguide.comArgentina Cocktail RecipeDiscover how to make an Argentina Cocktail using Gin, Dry vermouth, Triple sec, Bénédictine D.O.M. (+ 2 more) in just 5 easy to follow steps 110
Reposted by James McNaughtElizabeth Beston @elizabethbeston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Does anyone know a taxidermist or biologist who wants a mole? My cat brought me one 😞, beautifully intact with no apparent wounds (it came out of its hole in daytime because of what?). It’s currently in my freezer ‘cos I thought it might be useful to someone. 334
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hear me out. Peanut butter (and chilli) noodles are a thing. Marmite pasta is a thing. How about marmalade gnocchi? 000
James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.” Jeez, man. Someone give this guy a job. Locking him up is such a waste of talent! 151
Reposted by James McNaughtZoli Aswad Osaze @zaswadosaze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026mech.eng.world For more than a century, these massive animals were divided into small, isolated groups by roads, fences, and human cities. But recently, something amazing has happened. As artificial boundaries have been removed, the bison have started joining together again completely on their own 13156101297
Reposted by James McNaughtThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 04/07/2026Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb. 2229501051
Reposted by James McNaughtMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026All hail The Substance, I pledge allegiance to The Substance 6553