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James McNaught

@moustachewax.bsky.social
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Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep. Pedantic love of arcane rules, dressing up, and esoteric bits of technology. Turns out I’ve been autistic the entire time.

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have work training this week, and I have been awake for an hour worrying about what “smart casual” actually means. My clothes are either smart or casual. I don’t think any of them are both. Anyway, this woke me up at five in the morning.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They were about to embark on an innocent bout of mild siphoning, and they noticed the shoggoth in the back of the barn.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: IS CEREAL A SOUP Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ae455643992 F: #f340dbfea9c
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sitting waiting for a doctors appointment and WHAT THE FUCK!
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally, the boat house can be whatever colour you bloody well please.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today has been quite chilled.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey @benaaronovitch.bsky.social, why is Fleet so pissed off lately?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Could it reduce neuropathy from previous treatments, or does it have to be taken at the time of chemo? I am prepared to volunteer for that trial.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Newfoundlanders on Trump 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥 #cdnpoli 👇
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok, so who pissed off the Goddess of the River Fleet last night?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Regret to report that former super-spy Austin Powers is now driving a taxi in Hong Kong.
thestandard.com.hk
Taxi stuck sideways in narrow Central alley
A taxi became stuck sideways in a narrow alley in Central on Monday morning (Aug 24), with the driver seen struggling to free the vehicle.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Update. Less garden visitor, more co-owner.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If human athletes exploded if they ran too fast, I would watch a whole lot more of the olympics.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“The bloke’s lost his nail gun and he’s out there trying to build a deck with a rock while calling himself a master builder.” This is the dog’s bollocks.
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Muppet THREADS you cowards
No AI was used in this horrific montage of the Threads traffic warden with some muppets
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Eurgh. First BIG SPIDER of the season. Do not like.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Arthur Morgan Drinks Coffee
ALT: Arthur Morgan Drinks Coffee
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Headington News @headingtonnews.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy birthday, Headington Shark: 40 years old today www.headington.org.uk/shark/
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They are supposed to be cubes.
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Dave Long @axe99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also....sorry not sorry.... Today is a good day to fly 😁
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You can tell it is a woke Kentish Town fox, because it was asleep underneath my heat pump.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hive mind, I need a new set of noise cancelling headphones. Bluetooth nice but not a dealbreaker. What I really need is noise cancellation which can cope with the Northern Line near Euston, where the track makes the wheels scream. Any ideas? What is definitively the best noise cancellation brand?
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C:\User\PeteTrainor @petetrainor.fyi · 01/08/2026
It’s been 10 weeks. I’ve not seen a refund. I’ve not had any more comms. I’ve certainly not received my coveted items. I can only assume they’ve been lost and the Auctioneer has some weird small print that makes this a legitimate scam. Moral; Just avoid sgbaldwins.com with a bargepole.
sgbaldwins.com
Stanley Gibbons Baldwin's Home
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New collecting obsession just unlocked.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eleven years ago today! @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social at the dearly missed Port Eliot Festival.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every so often, it is important to stop for a moment and remember how absolutely filthy the tube is.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
www.ihoverboard.co.uk/products/sma... I have just seen one of these in the wild. This is the future we were promised.
ihoverboard.co.uk
Smart Rideable Suitcase Electric Luggage Scooter For Travel Airline Approved
Experience premium hoverboard, E-Scooter and E-Bike for kids with smooth rides and exceptional quality. We share mobility and fun with innovation. Find your perfect ride for every adventure.
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Stuart Jones @owenthesignal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Favourite diagram from billhooks.co.uk - every area of England has its own distinctive billhook shape What shape is your local billhook? (Questions you didn’t think you’d be asking today)
A diagram showing the range of billhook shapes in different areas of England, over a map of the country. From a 1982 Countryman article  by Jack Wilson, reproduced on the billhooks.co.uk site
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Nereide @drnereide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jodrell Bank is a piece of world radio #astronomy, a UNESCO World Heritage Site still leading research & training new astronomers🔭🧪⚛️ Shutting it down to save a tiny fraction of science budget is short-sighted. We can't let it become a rusting monument to discoveries never made. #SaveJodrellBank
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am not convinced that this is what George Clinton had in mind.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m not not seeing The Odyssey because it’s too woke, I’m not seeing it because it’s too long.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
your random fact of the day is that George Takei turned up on a Tomorrow's World Christmas Special in character as Sulu. Complete woth beaming down from the Enterprise. This means that Rod Hull and Emu, who were on the same episode, are technically Star Trek canon.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Watching My Odyssey
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Camden, never change.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Started the day with lumpy milk. Is this an omen?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am watching The Sentinels, which seems to pose the question, “What if Captain America was French, but also in the Peaky Blinders?”
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/re... There is no cocktail called England, perhaps because we find it difficult to mix.
diffordsguide.com
Argentina Cocktail Recipe
Discover how to make an Argentina Cocktail using Gin, Dry vermouth, Triple sec, Bénédictine D.O.M. (+ 2 more) in just 5 easy to follow steps
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Elizabeth Beston @elizabethbeston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Does anyone know a taxidermist or biologist who wants a mole? My cat brought me one 😞, beautifully intact with no apparent wounds (it came out of its hole in daytime because of what?). It’s currently in my freezer ‘cos I thought it might be useful to someone.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hear me out. Peanut butter (and chilli) noodles are a thing. Marmite pasta is a thing. How about marmalade gnocchi?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If only there had been some sort of sign?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.” Jeez, man. Someone give this guy a job. Locking him up is such a waste of talent!
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Zoli Aswad Osaze @zaswadosaze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
mech.eng.world For more than a century, these massive animals were divided into small, isolated groups by roads, fences, and human cities. But recently, something amazing has happened. As artificial boundaries have been removed, the bison have started joining together again completely on their own
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 04/07/2026
Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
All hail The Substance, I pledge allegiance to The Substance
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