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James McNaught

@moustachewax.bsky.social
379 followers 808 following 1.2K posts

Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep. Pedantic love of arcane rules, dressing up, and esoteric bits of technology. Turns out I’ve been autistic the entire time.

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve hated them since Napster.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unleash the Austere Pringles!
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have work training this week, and I have been awake for an hour worrying about what “smart casual” actually means. My clothes are either smart or casual. I don’t think any of them are both. Anyway, this woke me up at five in the morning.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What? I thought I was Gen X? Who changed the rules?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just the one swan, actually.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They were about to embark on an innocent bout of mild siphoning, and they noticed the shoggoth in the back of the barn.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, there is a definite non-zero chance that this turns out to be five blokes out lamping rabbits, or trying to nick a quadbike from a barn.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I grew up 4 miles from Fairford, went to Fairford School, and could probably still tell a KC-135 from a B-52 by noise alone.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m finding it quite hard going. I like the character, but the plot is very cartoony. It is one of those shows where the soundtrack is designed to make you look up from your phone for the important bits.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does that include Greggs?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: IS CEREAL A SOUP Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ae455643992 F: #f340dbfea9c
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sitting waiting for a doctors appointment and WHAT THE FUCK!
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally, the boat house can be whatever colour you bloody well please.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today has been quite chilled.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey @benaaronovitch.bsky.social, why is Fleet so pissed off lately?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Could it reduce neuropathy from previous treatments, or does it have to be taken at the time of chemo? I am prepared to volunteer for that trial.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Because people are awful.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am trying not to judge, but he’s making it very difficult.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Newfoundlanders on Trump 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥 #cdnpoli 👇
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok, so who pissed off the Goddess of the River Fleet last night?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Regret to report that former super-spy Austin Powers is now driving a taxi in Hong Kong.
thestandard.com.hk
Taxi stuck sideways in narrow Central alley
A taxi became stuck sideways in a narrow alley in Central on Monday morning (Aug 24), with the driver seen struggling to free the vehicle.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Update. Less garden visitor, more co-owner.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If human athletes exploded if they ran too fast, I would watch a whole lot more of the olympics.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“The bloke’s lost his nail gun and he’s out there trying to build a deck with a rock while calling himself a master builder.” This is the dog’s bollocks.
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Muppet THREADS you cowards
No AI was used in this horrific montage of the Threads traffic warden with some muppets
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Eurgh. First BIG SPIDER of the season. Do not like.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I believe the answer involves a river and a small boat.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Where do they think all the fish sweat goes?
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Arthur Morgan Drinks Coffee
ALT: Arthur Morgan Drinks Coffee
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Er, excuse me. Hello? I’m sorry, but would you mind taking your …” Er, no. The main reason I’m wearing them is that they are a visual indicator that I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO ANYBODY.
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Headington News @headingtonnews.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy birthday, Headington Shark: 40 years old today www.headington.org.uk/shark/
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank you!
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am showing my ignorance, but what is the 5th logo? I should know these things.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They are supposed to be cubes.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Strong work there from Corporal MacArthur.
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Dave Long @axe99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also....sorry not sorry.... Today is a good day to fly 😁
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You can tell it is a woke Kentish Town fox, because it was asleep underneath my heat pump.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hive mind, I need a new set of noise cancelling headphones. Bluetooth nice but not a dealbreaker. What I really need is noise cancellation which can cope with the Northern Line near Euston, where the track makes the wheels scream. Any ideas? What is definitively the best noise cancellation brand?
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C:\User\PeteTrainor @petetrainor.fyi · 01/08/2026
It’s been 10 weeks. I’ve not seen a refund. I’ve not had any more comms. I’ve certainly not received my coveted items. I can only assume they’ve been lost and the Auctioneer has some weird small print that makes this a legitimate scam. Moral; Just avoid sgbaldwins.com with a bargepole.
sgbaldwins.com
Stanley Gibbons Baldwin's Home
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New collecting obsession just unlocked.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does The Pointer Sisters counting up to 12 count?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eleven years ago today! @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social at the dearly missed Port Eliot Festival.
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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every so often, it is important to stop for a moment and remember how absolutely filthy the tube is.
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