Reposted by Paul ScofflawJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 20hThey quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 106101792489
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every commercial is either how great robot slave labor is or how you can access the nearest slot machine and I don't know guys we might be doing everything wrong 000
Reposted by Paul ScofflawKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not too late to join the insomnia competition! You snooze, you lose. 312420
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everyone's upset because Lewis is on record saying Aslan is written to literally be Jesus (and I guess therefore a dude) but those of us who have studied literary criticism know about a little thing called the "death of the author" open your heart to the good news that CS Lewis died for your sins 101
Reposted by Paul ScofflawNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s almost surreal how much people are against my proposed Dada Center. 2040459
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"enlarged to show texture" yeah, yeah, sure. texture really boosts the sales. everybody's crazy for texture. 100
Reposted by Paul ScofflawPaul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 04/12/2024if you really think about it, all printers are 3D printers 001
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There comes a time in every man's life where he realizes he's passed from "good boy" to "daddy" 100
Reposted by Paul ScofflawPaul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/11/2024hoping for a cashless society not for noble reasons but because I'm particularly bad with money 001
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Didn't realize slow cooker recipes were for people who own a particular kitchen appliance Sometimes it just takes me a while 000
Reposted by Paul ScofflawPaul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 25/11/2024personally, I've been holding space for a while, because I've forgotten how to insert a page break 001
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What's the difference between being someone's friend and using them for their personality 200
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Re: Usain Bolt Robot There are a lot of people that seem to be under the impression that creating something that can do something "more" than a human is a good in and of itself. That "running fast" is something that needs doing, and not something that is meaningful when humans do it 110
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026people always say "you can't give up!" but, like, you can. it's incredibly easy 010
Reposted by Paul ScofflawPaul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 21/11/2024work every day like it's your last 011
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You reap what you sow - Sun Tzu, The Art of Farm 110
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Can't believe Nolan's Odyssey didn't include my favorite scene 001
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Drove home on a stretch of road sponsored by "Classic Dog Portraits" and I think I really do not understand this economy 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Commuting is a big waste of time and resources but for me the biggest problem is I have to continuously decide to want to go to work for thirty straight minutes 020
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I like that emojis are just humanity coming full circle on hieroglyphics 010
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I probably don't even have imposter syndrome really 010
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/07/2026show me a man that's not emotionally lazy and I'll show you whatever you want if we can stop talking about this 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It makes perfect sense, based on everything I've experienced, that free will exists 110
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just saw a sign on a door "Due to thievery, leave packages on back porch" and I don't have the heart to tell them some thieves can also read 000
Reposted by Paul ScofflawOneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Our XBOX Player Voice feedback post has over 3.1k votes and 600 comments, making it the most popular submission this week! Next stop: biggest of the month! Let XBOX know your thoughts on how they treat their developers ✊ feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide... 38440
Reposted by Paul ScofflawUnited Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Unions are a great way to help developers, but how can regular fans help? Just remember the one-two punch! 1. Support games developed by unionized devs! (An easy way to find out is to look up Studio+Union) 3. Circulate pro-union material (like this post) and keep the conversation alive! 2247142
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 25/12/2024terminally online hard-boiled eggs: chat are we cooked? 020
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024my daughter asked for a pink gift card for christmas but I don't know why the color would matter 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024salad for lunch today came in a container that boldly proclaimed to be "microwave safe" so that's nice love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I'm beginning to think the "don't show me this again' button isn't hooked up to anything 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My boss always tells me when it's time to go home, but, for my professional growth, I wish sometimes he would tell me when it's time to go big 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Similarly, the Toy Story series being a joyous celebration of imagination and creativity while leaping and bounding us towards a computer-generated AI hellscape 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024this isn't really working for me, do you have anything in a small language model 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I take back everything I've said, some people still know how to sell books 010
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 14/12/2024wait isn't all yogurt probiotic or am I missing something 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/12/2024kids after the sewing machine was invented: ok loomer 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/12/2024"Polyphemus, why are you crying out in pain? Are you ill? Is someone attacking you?" "Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!" 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024inside you there are two wolves, inside me there are THREE wolves 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024perhaps biased by who I am, a student of the humanities (though perhaps my study is biased by who I am) - the question this poem is asking has been on my mind for a few years. We can probably create machines to live life for us but why 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A seahorse driving a car with a bumper sticker that says Boy Mom 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024no better panacea for anxiety than seeing someone with license plate tags more expired than yours 100
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The custodian isn't putting smiley faces on the urinal splash guards anymore and I just hope he's okay 000
Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Modern problems: is it morally permissable to waste potable water from my faucet for the recommended thirty seconds to minimize my personal lead intake? 110
Reposted by Paul Scofflawslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129