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Paul Scofflaw

@mouseatreides.bsky.social
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games industry professional - avid reader - music explorer - sometime stand up - consummate millennial - CWA 7250 steward - pretty okay guy I was @Wrightsparrow on Twitter, for better or worse

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 20h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every commercial is either how great robot slave labor is or how you can access the nearest slot machine and I don't know guys we might be doing everything wrong
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not too late to join the insomnia competition! You snooze, you lose.
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone's upset because Lewis is on record saying Aslan is written to literally be Jesus (and I guess therefore a dude) but those of us who have studied literary criticism know about a little thing called the "death of the author" open your heart to the good news that CS Lewis died for your sins
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s almost surreal how much people are against my proposed Dada Center.
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"enlarged to show texture" yeah, yeah, sure. texture really boosts the sales. everybody's crazy for texture.
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
if you really think about it, all printers are 3D printers
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There comes a time in every man's life where he realizes he's passed from "good boy" to "daddy"
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
hoping for a cashless society not for noble reasons but because I'm particularly bad with money
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Didn't realize slow cooker recipes were for people who own a particular kitchen appliance Sometimes it just takes me a while
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
personally, I've been holding space for a while, because I've forgotten how to insert a page break
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's the difference between being someone's friend and using them for their personality
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Re: Usain Bolt Robot There are a lot of people that seem to be under the impression that creating something that can do something "more" than a human is a good in and of itself. That "running fast" is something that needs doing, and not something that is meaningful when humans do it
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
people always say "you can't give up!" but, like, you can. it's incredibly easy
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
work every day like it's your last
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You reap what you sow - Sun Tzu, The Art of Farm
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Can't believe Nolan's Odyssey didn't include my favorite scene
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Drove home on a stretch of road sponsored by "Classic Dog Portraits" and I think I really do not understand this economy
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Commuting is a big waste of time and resources but for me the biggest problem is I have to continuously decide to want to go to work for thirty straight minutes
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I like that emojis are just humanity coming full circle on hieroglyphics
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I probably don't even have imposter syndrome really
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Recency bias is my new favorite thing
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
show me a man that's not emotionally lazy and I'll show you whatever you want if we can stop talking about this
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It makes perfect sense, based on everything I've experienced, that free will exists
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just saw a sign on a door "Due to thievery, leave packages on back porch" and I don't have the heart to tell them some thieves can also read
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Our XBOX Player Voice feedback post has over 3.1k votes and 600 comments, making it the most popular submission this week! Next stop: biggest of the month! Let XBOX know your thoughts on how they treat their developers ✊ feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide...
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Unions are a great way to help developers, but how can regular fans help? Just remember the one-two punch! 1. Support games developed by unionized devs! (An easy way to find out is to look up Studio+Union) 3. Circulate pro-union material (like this post) and keep the conversation alive!
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
terminally online hard-boiled eggs: chat are we cooked?
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
headphones connected to the neckphone
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
what the fuck spellcheck
spellcheck suggests "wondaful" is a word
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my daughter asked for a pink gift card for christmas but I don't know why the color would matter
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
salad for lunch today came in a container that boldly proclaimed to be "microwave safe" so that's nice love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I'm beginning to think the "don't show me this again' button isn't hooked up to anything
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My boss always tells me when it's time to go home, but, for my professional growth, I wish sometimes he would tell me when it's time to go big
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Similarly, the Toy Story series being a joyous celebration of imagination and creativity while leaping and bounding us towards a computer-generated AI hellscape
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
this isn't really working for me, do you have anything in a small language model
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I take back everything I've said, some people still know how to sell books
The cover of a book named C.O.W. Creatures of War by Thomax Green. Done in vaguely airbrushed, watercolor pastel of old scifi style, it depicts a woman in a futuristic yet revealing space suit, and another woman, wielding a laser pistol, in a similar suit, with a cow head and six breasts
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
wait isn't all yogurt probiotic or am I missing something
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
kids after the sewing machine was invented: ok loomer
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Beauty Pill does Nilsson? sold
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I've met crazier 26-year-olds
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"Polyphemus, why are you crying out in pain? Are you ill? Is someone attacking you?" "Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
inside you there are two wolves, inside me there are THREE wolves
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
perhaps biased by who I am, a student of the humanities (though perhaps my study is biased by who I am) - the question this poem is asking has been on my mind for a few years. We can probably create machines to live life for us but why
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A seahorse driving a car with a bumper sticker that says Boy Mom
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
no better panacea for anxiety than seeing someone with license plate tags more expired than yours
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The custodian isn't putting smiley faces on the urinal splash guards anymore and I just hope he's okay
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CWA @cwaunion.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Our solidarity is our strength.
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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Modern problems: is it morally permissable to waste potable water from my faucet for the recommended thirty seconds to minimize my personal lead intake?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good
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