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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Describes Things As They Are is sonically peak but it will always be Unsustainable Lifestyle for me

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't get all these places offering laser hair removal why would you want to get rid of laser hair

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love Yes on vinyl - The Yes Album gets heavy rotation (ha!) on my turntable

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every commercial is either how great robot slave labor is or how you can access the nearest slot machine and I don't know guys we might be doing everything wrong

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The real issue here is that Magician's Nephew is absolutely not the entrance point to the world despite what Lewis's kid has to say about it

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not too late to join the insomnia competition! You snooze, you lose.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everyone's upset because Lewis is on record saying Aslan is written to literally be Jesus (and I guess therefore a dude) but those of us who have studied literary criticism know about a little thing called the "death of the author" open your heart to the good news that CS Lewis died for your sins

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s almost surreal how much people are against my proposed Dada Center.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

YHWH Nail gun makes really interesting stuff - I didn't realize they had a new EP, I'll have to check it out. I really enjoyed 45 Pounds

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

just say "enlarged to look larger" we're not children

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Let's go! Super happy for my Blizzard brethren. Hopefully Activision won't be too far behind :)

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"enlarged to show texture" yeah, yeah, sure. texture really boosts the sales. everybody's crazy for texture.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

if you really think about it, all printers are 3D printers

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That's the most risque joke I've ever written but I stand by it because it's true

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There comes a time in every man's life where he realizes he's passed from "good boy" to "daddy"

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There are a lot of shitty things about the world of today, but hearing about a new book I want to read from the person who wrote it is pretty neat

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Looking forward to picking this one up today

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

hoping for a cashless society not for noble reasons but because I'm particularly bad with money

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Didn't realize slow cooker recipes were for people who own a particular kitchen appliance Sometimes it just takes me a while

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hey that's me leading the chant in MN! Great to see the turnout at all locations. Let's keep up the fight. ✊

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The number of people who actually engage their thinking parts at any step of the decision-making process is upsettingly low

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If years of SimCity have taught me anything it's that some things really are bad in your backyard

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

personally, I've been holding space for a while, because I've forgotten how to insert a page break

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What's the difference between being someone's friend and using them for their personality

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It is okay to be mortal. It is okay to be finite.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I also do not want robots to write my poetry, drink my whiskey, or make my love Please stop. You're as bad as the billionaires in endless pursuit of higher numbers.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

See also: soccer-playing robots Literally who gives a shit. Soccer is not something that should be optimized, it is something humans enjoy engaging with because we are alive.

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Re: Usain Bolt Robot There are a lot of people that seem to be under the impression that creating something that can do something "more" than a human is a good in and of itself. That "running fast" is something that needs doing, and not something that is meaningful when humans do it

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Now picture NYC under Rivers Cuomo

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

people always say "you can't give up!" but, like, you can. it's incredibly easy

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I like to ensure my jokes aren't in any way worth the effort to grasp them

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

work every day like it's your last

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You reap what you sow - Sun Tzu, The Art of Farm

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Watching for the postman like a hawk

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Aw dang we cropped out my favorite sign from the Minnesota rally

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It was me, I'm sorry But to be fair I was only put on it like a month ago

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Can't believe Nolan's Odyssey didn't include my favorite scene

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Drove home on a stretch of road sponsored by "Classic Dog Portraits" and I think I really do not understand this economy

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Commuting is a big waste of time and resources but for me the biggest problem is I have to continuously decide to want to go to work for thirty straight minutes

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Healing factor also regenerates his mid-life crisis

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Most of the time small talk is just code for "we are both humans experiencing a shared reality and it is good to acknowledge that with one another and reinforce mutual empathy" but if it goes on longer than three minutes I'm looking for the exits

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

okay to be fair wheat and barley look really similar

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I like that emojis are just humanity coming full circle on hieroglyphics

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I, for one, look forward to hearing more songs

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Paul Scofflaw @mouseatreides.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I knew that quick brown fox didn't really jump over the lazy dog

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