Sign in

Lydia (waiting for fall)

@motherofbeanz.myatproto.social
2.2K followers 796 following 26K posts

✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨ 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 & 𐓇𐒰𐒿𐒰𐒼𐒻 Bi/Bitch Ass Emo The S’mores Whore Held together w/spite & coffee 🛑DO NOT REPOST/SHARE MY PERSONAL PICS

PostsRepliesMedia
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 14h
It’s Indigenous People’s Day. Dropping my links here. Fellow Indigenous folx, add yours in the comments. Will be sharing throughout the day. CA / $LFGPHOTO Venmo / @motherofbeanz ko-fi.com/motherofbeanz
0158
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 14h
Try not to expect too much from here until after the move.🖤
060
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
We only have 2 players in the middle so stop trying to play through the fucking middle 😫
061
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
FOR FUCK’S SAKE IT’S ONLY 3’ IN, VDV 😭
020
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/08/2026
Whenever a post hits a certain threshold you start getting replies that make you understand why insanely obvious email scams do actually work
980656
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
501573404
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’d like you way better if you were a cat.
10636
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fighting the urge to nibble you up and down like a cob of corn.
44417
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sorry for all the shit I said while I was talking
124550
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You don’t need that tongue depressor, Doc. My tongue’s already depressed, just like the rest of me.
2235
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
I didn’t agree to this fuckaas weather. 🫩
Forecast for Overland Park, Kansas starting today (August 29th) through September 7th where the forecasted high temperature isn’t below 96° and the low isn’t below 76°.
4160
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
I never feel more neurotic than when a wet hair touches the back of my leg or my foot when I’m in the shower 😭
070
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
I should get my ass in the shower. 😫
3140
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
Forty-eight days 😫
170
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
Without being depressed, ill, bedridden, or injured*, what’s the least amount of steps you think you’ve taken in a day? 😅 *or any other thing that would physically limit/prevent you from moving
481
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
The fact that this was originally $31 is unhinged. (It was not purchased for that amount)
Lindt Creation Petits Desserts
Tiramisu
Fondant Chocolate
Meringue
Millefeuille
Crème Brûlée
Éclair Caramel
3141
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
I…need people to use common sense and all of their brain cells before handing money over to strangers. I am begging you. If you are ever in doubt about whether or not something is a scam, fraud, etc. please ask me. 😫
reuters.com
Feds say fake 49ers player swindled $1.3M from women
Federal authorities claim a man posed as a San Francisco 49ers player and scammed more than two dozen women out of about $1.3 million.
0101
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
The Voss bottle still has the same water in it except it’s about 10oz left now lmao
271
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Can’t wait to see what these assholes do when states decide to regulate them. Hopefully they’ll just leave altogether but I’ll settle for them actually having to follow fucking laws for a change. 😈
071
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
I couldn’t split them up. I’d have to get all four of them 😭
4 medium haired male kittens, 3 light orange with white and one black. Elmo, Bert, Ernie, and Oscar the Grouch (the black kitten)
3151
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
No, you goddamn shitbrained clown. I understand you’ve discovered your numbers are in the toilet, but we’re not letting fucking Jimmy Corncob process food for millions of people because he doesn’t have the CAPACITY to do that. Not to mention the USDA and FDA are barely functioning. FFS.
Words from the Geriatric Toddler in Charge of the US Government: Ranchers and Farmers have always been a number one priority for me. They work very hard, are smart, efficient, and immaculately CLEAN, but for years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly. There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life miserable for our wonderful Farmers and Ranchers, and I can't let that happen, can I? So, in order to break this powerful monopoly, with much of its ownership based outside of the U.S., I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly.
160
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
usatoday.com
Whole Foods guacamole recall classified under FDA's highest risk level
The FDA classified a recent Whole Foods guacamole recall to its highest risk level due to possible salmonella contamination linked to jalapeños.
1168
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
damn, helping Americans save money on groceries via starvation is unconventional but it works
713627
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Working on a report and my client’s name is FRIEDRICH…FRIED RICH…but, in what? Bacon fat? Butter? Are there accoutrements? 🤔
291
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Dear Mr. Reaper, You’re…getting warmer? Right direction in several ways. Wrong continent and again, you need Tru. Anyway, not quite the JE connection we were looking for. Try again. Sincerely, Humanity
151
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Listen, I’m not turning off my fucking VPN, the one that came installed from my carrier or the limit IP tracking baked into the settings. You’re not getting my DOB for verification. You don’t have my government name so why would I give you any other PII? Lmao
1143
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
I, personally, do not ever need something savory with my sweets. Ever. At all. For any reason. Nor floral. Fuck off. It has nothing to do with having a “refined palate” it just makes me nauseous. Salty is fine. Allowed. Encouraged in some instances.
191
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Today I sat through a video conference (outside entity) where they proceeded to tell me that their product is better at my job than I am because it’s less prone to human error. I was a good person and didn’t tell them that AI is fucking abysmal at facial recognition. I’ll do my own DL vs SM comps.
261
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Anyway, I have a playlist of weird/unusual/cool/creepy/whateverthefuck covers and this one just came on, so enjoy how much weirder this song can be.
youtu.be
The Way (feat. Rose Cousins)
YouTube video by Sea Saint - Topic
071
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
It’s getting old, hoss.
070
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
“Righty tighty, lefty loosey” -men, looking for the clit
0153
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
It’s not looking good, guys…
A water-filled (slightly less than before) clear glass bottle with VOSS printed vertically in silver letters and capped with a silver lid is sitting on a greyish white desk with a grey and navy blue padded cubicle wall behind it
3122
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can’t ragebait a woman who has already decided you’re annoying
07719
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Freezing! In my office.
071
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
The father, the son, the holy spirit, the tits, and the ass aaaaand send
3204
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Dear Mr Reaper, We regret to inform you that, yet again, you claimed the wrong piece. Frankly, we are rather concerned with your lack of comprehension as you seem to be moving backwards through the alphabet? (Dol -> Cur -> Cul) The agreed upon section was TRU. P.S. Stay away from Mr. Attenborough!
2184
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Awwww look at the murder mittens on this baby. This is how I die 🥹
0161
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
“Sure. I can and will drink this whole bottle of water,” the chronically dehydrated dumbass lied to herself. 🤡
A water-filled clear glass bottle with VOSS printed vertically in silver letters and capped with a silver lid is sitting on a greyish white desk with a grey and navy blue padded cubicle wall behind it
1111
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Watching people use the new twitter (yes) and the built in AI auto mod that checks for “truth” is failing spectacularly. Also, AI slop images are allowed. Apparently, they’re considered real or they’re not checked? Who’d have guessed…
182
Reposted by Lydia (waiting for fall)
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
girls just want to have fun (a flaming sword)
617657
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
I see two 90°+ days has turned into 7 with 6 of those higher than 95°. Delightful. I think I’ll just decline to participate in life, thanks.
071
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
The scene: TV on. I am zoned out, playing cat sudoku and eating Halloween gummies. Ex is nowhere in my line of sight. Him: Why is your hair always flat? Me: *chokes on a broom shaped gummy* What? Him: (points at Kristen Bell on a commercial)
0102
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
NO THE FUCK WE ARE NOT USING BITCOIN TO BACK MORTGAGE DOWN PAYMENTS WHAT IN THE ENTIRE HELL 😫
270
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Well that was weird, but do you.
191
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Leo never watched Star Trek, did he?
030
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Can we get just one day where a conglomeration of white scolds isn’t trying to justify their discourse by using all of the non-white folx as their reasoning. You’re not advocating, you’re being obnoxious. Then you get pissy when we tell you to stop. We can speak for ourselves. Thanks.
030
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Funny, the one here is in Wyandotte county which is pretty blue last time I checked and we have a Democrat for a governor. Weird. Anyway, it’s basically Walmart for gas stations so I’m not sure why anyone should give a flying fuck.
020
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Pumpkin spice appendectomy
0112
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve been in bed since 7. Body is taking the elder part of emo a little too literal.
2191
Lydia (waiting for fall) @motherofbeanz.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
“head impact from the ground” is frying me 💀
060