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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23h

Whether it's James Talarico getting the flu or Ken Paxton giving kids measles, both candidates have brushes with communicable diseases.

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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The dirty secret is that rich people need to live in politically stable regimes in order to keep their wealth. They will piss and moan about taxes, but they will not flee en masse. They like paved roads and not being kidnapped too much.

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revroth.bsky.social @revroth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word Naked Lunch Lady

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sunday Morning Kitten

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”

Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Who cares if it’s planned it’s funny as hell

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Petty crooks. They have billions and pretend rules don't apply to them. Maybe they're right.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Even Cowgirls Get The Shoes

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: One Flew Over The Starling's Nest

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Finite Jest

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Project Hail Jerry

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Raisins of Wrath

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: To Insult A Mockingbird

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I gotta have some of your, your cabbage Give it to me!

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[The Pretenders in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

FINALLY!!! Something I’m good at!

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As is custom at this moment, I shall swipe it off the table.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”

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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 22/09/2026

Every time I'm in the shower, my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths), so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better...

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LadyChiron @ladychiron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rescued shelter dog Maeve last Thursday. She finally settled in last night and slept the sleep of one who has been on edge for months and months. Rest easy Maeve. You are safe now. #rescuedogs

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This kind-hearted rescuer visits the dog he saved in its forever home every year, and their bond couldn’t be more pure.. ❤️

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Jasper @jaspersfelines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sooner or later (hopefully sooner!) they’ll realize they don’t need their whole face in the food 😹 #FosterKittens #cats

Three small kittens, orange and white, calico, and more orange than white, noses messy from food. It takes time for kittens to figure out eating. If needed, will supplement with syringe feeding. Weaning is the messiest kitten stage

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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Walter Cronkite: After liberating execution camps… Germans (who cried) they didn’t know…were as as guilty as Nazis…because they applauded when Hitler shut down (media) and said, ‘We don’t need to know. We trust our government...’ It’s our duty to know.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 23/09/2026

well shidd I guess I'm buying a cat

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Citizen of Somewhere Else @citizense.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nathaniel Hawthorne, “The Great Stone Face” (1850)

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026

Rick Scott: "We didn't decide to go to war. We decided to defend ourselves from somebody that wants to have a nuclear weapon to kill your kids and your grandkids. We all hate high gas prices, but we do not want to be killed by a nuclear weapon. He's doing the right thing."

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

one common thread (among the horrifying many) between the numerous ICE shootings/murders is that no first aid was administered to the victim. armed combatants of the government shot to kill, and if they didn’t kill right away, they gave time for it to happen anyway. it is absolutely grotesque.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

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Meg Penvose Clark @megpenvose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Of all the wealth created since 2000, 41% has gone to the top 1%. The bottom 50% got just 1%. So, at one extreme, individual fortunes are measured in hundreds of billions, while at the other extreme, 2.3 billion people regularly skip meals. Support setting up an IPI thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...

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Extreme inequality is not a given. It is a political choice and we can unmake it

After a year examining global inequality alongside leading economists and experts, Nobel Laureate Joseph Stiglitz describes the crisis as both vast in scale and dangerous in trajectory. He outlines a ...

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just saw a pigeon fly off with half a cigarette. I bet he has a well loved copy of Sartre that he poops on.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I thought we solved this youtu.be/9XOt2Vh0T8w?...

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Man Park - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026

eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is exactly why corporations should embrace workers from disparate backgrounds (Black people, women people, brown people, gay people). DEI! Oh no! You don't know your blind spots until you step in the shit. I'm guessing mostly white males were in their approval pipeline.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026

also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley

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