Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My son is 12, so now he is a big tough boy. He doesn't need things like boundaries or chores or bedtimes. He can yell obscenities with his fiends online. He does however need me to sit in his room after he has a nightmare while he cuddles Snowy his childhood teddy, but he is a big tough boy! 010
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I got a new phone today. Figured it was time after the volume control button fell out. Got the old one from my brother about 4 or 5 years ago, so it was at least 7 years old. The screen lasted until June before it finally succumbed to my utter clumsiness. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was about to tell someone they'd dropped something until I noticed that it was a supermarket clothes alarm tag 011
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ermmm... someone has just walked into my garden. I was expecting a menu to be posted through the door or something... Nothing. I peeped out of the window and he is on the other side of the road. I then noticed that 2 big mushrooms that were growing wild in the garden had gone. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 22/09/202610 minutes till the boy leaves for school. "Oh yeah, my science homework is due in today, I'd better get that done" *frantic scribbling* 120
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026youtu.be/nsrOVCehASE?...youtu.beI Was Going Somewhere With ThisYouTube video by Chris Rewired - Topic 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Do a little dance* Make a little love** Get down tonight*** *laundry **cup of tea ***take a nap 020
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm at Bolton food festival. There are people in Greggs. In fucking GREGGS! 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"People never notice, but I've got a great ass too!" Dolly Parton, when asked about her pet peeves. RIP Dolly. 010
Reposted by Ste MooneyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Calling all meta glasses wearers 'specs offenders'. 9727224
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I went for a pint on my own today. Classic old school pub, just me and a pensioner reading a paper in the other corner. At no point did we acknowledge each other. It was perfect. 010
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Imagine the chants about Trump if England were in the final. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Some bellend is letting off fireworks near my house, and I've never wished anyone mega-herpes more in my life 000
Reposted by Ste Mooneykyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144732889
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I stayed up to watch the football. Game finished at 4am, alarm for work went off at 6am. I'm now in work, full of coffee. At least, I think I'm in work, I could be hallucinating. 110
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Can we do something with the national anthem? Do a ska version or something. God save something else. #TheFootball 000
Reposted by Ste MooneyOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I woke up this morning thinking I was a decimal point being followed by a never ending line of threes. It's a recurring nightmare. 3698
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Nobody likes waiting around to see the Dr in those waiting rooms, so why not improve the experience with bouncy castles? "Mr Davies, the Dr is ready for you," "One second, I just need to put my shoes back on." 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Today's earworm is Roll To Me by Del Amitri. I have no idea why. youtube.com/watch?v=Hg-x...youtube.comDel Amitri - Roll To MeYouTube video by DelAmitriVEVO 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Anyone else noticed there's a lot more racists around since the World Cup started? #joke 000
Reposted by Ste MooneyMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Boy oh boy Mr President do I have some glasses for you! 110113
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026With the weather being biblically stupid, I decided to replace exercise with drinking cider. It was fun, but now the weather is a bit cooler today, I thought I'd do something. That was until I pulled my lower back in work!! 000
Reposted by Ste Mooneytrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026RELAX DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA FAX JUDITH 1404
Reposted by Ste MooneyRichard Porter @sniffpetrol.com · 27/05/2026I was struggling to understand the size of the Ferrari Luce but it makes sense now I've been able to use the industry standard metric of one Pope. 149514
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Someone check up on Beryl at 62. She's probably got the heating on. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Back home from work, I've opened the living room windows. Not enough to let in next doors cat at midnight like last night, but enough to still be sweaty and irritable but with a slight breeze. Also, cider. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The world's aligned yesterday in order for me to go for a pint after work. The weather was sunny and warm, I was given a tenner by someone who owed me a tenner, and the manager told me to finish an hour early. Also, the pub is about 200 yards away. I also got to stroke a cat in the beer garden! 120
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sofas with low or hard arms can fuck right off. All sofas should be suitable for lie down naps. By law! 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Today's earworm: youtube.com/watch?v=plKi...youtube.comTom Waits - "New Coat Of Paint"YouTube video by Tom Waits 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Today's earworm: Rocky Raccoon. Brought to you by The Beatles, and the letter R 010
Reposted by Ste MooneyOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news? 521540498
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Pretty sad earworm I've been having today. Apt, depressingly, but a banger of a tune. youtu.be/UzAjWFmlaT8?...youtu.beTISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Than Me 1.aviYouTube video by suicidalatalltimes 000
Reposted by Ste MooneyNewsThump @newsthump.com · 13/03/2026NEWS! Posh tw*ts chasing fox to replace Winston Churchill on new £5 note newsthump.com/2026/03/13/p...newsthump.comPosh tw*ts chasing fox to replace Winston Churchill on new £5 noteA bunch of posh tw*ts chasing a fox will replace the image of Winston Churchill on the new £5 note, the Bank of England has revealed. 1164
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I forgot to post these here yesterday. They're Turkish eggs. They were pretty damn good, too. 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I've been taking care of myself recently. Been eating healthily, exercising every day, drinking plenty of water, knocked the booze on the head for a bit.... until tonight. I've had 3 glasses of red wine. How much has it kicked my arse? Well, let me tell you... disappointingly. (1/2) 100
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026youtube.com/shorts/ZuU5M...youtube.comFungus 🍄 #shortsYouTube video by Weebl's Stuff 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I've not had a drink in about a month. Had some wine last night and it well and truly kicked me in the hoop. My head is feeling it this morning 000
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I wonder what happened to the man from Del Monte? I hope he retired from his life of scouring the nice climates of the world procuring fruit to just scouring the nice climates of the world. Also, those suits must have been a bugger to get fruit stains out of. 100
Reposted by Ste MooneyNoodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Where's the outrage we saw when Angela Rayner, who paid the wrong amount of tax on a property for her disabled son, & followed poor advice? She had a single breach of code for an amount ~10% of what Farage has tried to tax dodge. When is he going to be made to resign due to media pressure? 58903375
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026@cadburyuk.bsky.social Why have you never made Toes? 100
Ste Mooney @mooneytunes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I had another run. It went well until it didn't. 1/3 of the way round I was doing great, so great, then my body said "oh it's energy you need is it?" Then shat it all out at the side of the road. No energy, body shaking, felt like shite. Walked the rest of the way other than a couple of feeble jogs. 000