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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.

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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 15h
Good Lord I am being a gremlin in meetings today. I have absolutely zero tolerance for bullshit at the moment and it is both freeing and may well see me responding to a complaint about my ‘tone’ in the near future 🫠
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My current ick is seeing people in the arts use AI for posters/anything at all. I don’t care if you’re a kids choir or a small amateur dramatics group, make your own poster, make it part of *your* art and, crucially, not the same as every other death/agreement machine creation.
An MS paint screen with a white background and pink text which reads “if the flyer is A.I. I ain’t going”
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Car insurance auto-renewal is an absolute scam. "We'll charge you double the going rate automatically, no you can't cancel on the website, if you don't call us and sit on hold for hours you can pay silly money" If you're wondering what I'm doing on my day off - turning purple with frustration.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Completely ruined my algorithm by searching for "fat bear week pictures" on social media.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inject it into my veins.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It was the sort of on-call where I've come home with five biros in my hair.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Johnny Depp playing a terrible man, doing awful things without regard for others, who, due to his powerful position has no regard for consequence and feels he “might be in the right, actually” is quite On The Nose casting.
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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ordered some gin but it’s arrived and it’s giving flag-shagging, roundabout fiddler. Dunno if I should drink it incase it makes me want to put on a balaclava and start bothering ferries?
Blue glass bottle of gin with an England flag and a knight on logo.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The BMA are good but they’re not magic. Meant to finish at 10pm and still sorting nonsense out at nearly midnight. Didn’t see that on-call room again after posting 😂
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m on-call til 10pm There’s an on-call room. It has a bed (not needed for day, but is comfy to sit on & type notes) & if on nights, a potential cat nap/rest It has a desk It has a phone. There are kitchen & toilet facilities close by & basic food provision It’s so refreshing, thanks @bma.org.uk
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dong for dinner
A pot of instant noodles, brand name “Dong dong”
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bed, z-drug, melatonin and magnesium. Night shifts are the fucking worst.
A thumbs up against some green bedding
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did someone say Bank holiday weekend night shifts? Making the most of my one day off this week 😒
A glass of Rosé wine next to a paperback copy of “yellowface” on a table
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I cannot believe I have to write this. It doesn't matter what someone is wearing, it is not an invitation to touch without consent. Twice I've worn something similar to the below out and a man has felt it to be an invitation to pull on it or touch it without asking. Next time I snap your fingers.
A black leather harness over a white shirt on a white background
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No AI means no fucking AI, there isn’t an exception because you thought a particular example of it was especially funny/creepy/whatever. Loads of people keep sharing those ‘remembering Britain’ POV fake nostalgia AI videos - people who I’m pretty sure wouldn’t share an AI headline or image. Stop.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got an email today saying my leave request to take my GP exam has been approved. I put in the request in April. The exam was a month and a half ago. Results are already out.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Living my best millennial life.
A VIP Jimmy Eat World wristband
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A reminder after the emergency alerts yesterday that if you have a concealed phone and having this make a noise might put you in danger (for example, victims of domestic abuse) you can opt out of the alerts. Instructions on how to turn these off are here: www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...
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Opting out of emergency alerts
Opting out of emergency alerts
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Only a medium amount of shit running down my leg there. Thanks Andy🔥
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That epi-pen I jabbed in my thigh when I wasn't allergic to anything really made me feel like shit.
Daily fucking mail screenshot where a fucking idiot man complains he felt unwell after taking a controlled medication prescribed for a disease he doesn't have.

The fucking moron.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm genuinely astonished I've passed my Royal College written exams after an absolute motherfucker of a year. Don't really know what to do with myself with no exams looming for at least six months and no results to get anxious about. Can't believe it.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She's AKT positive!!!!
A screenshot of an exam pass
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m a master builder. Tuvok “helped”
New cat tree in a room.
It has four grey layers of caves and perches with cream sisal struts.Tuvok is a black cat who is preached on the top level of the new cat tree looking pensive.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ya gals only gone and got diplomad up in Sexual and Reproductive Health. And is competently throwing coils and implants in all over the shop. You want to enjoy sex in a healthy way without getting babied up? I got your back.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HAHAHAHA A man just came to the door from EE and asked to speak to "the man of the house" about internet providers. Imagine there being a man inside my house. Preposterous.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy new Ted Lasso day to all who celebrate. Got up early to watch it before first day at the new hospital and it was Absolutely Worth It.
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Ted Lasso Coach Beard Shouts 'Let's Go!'
ALT: Ted Lasso Coach Beard Shouts 'Let's Go!'
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pharyngeal gonorrhoea mis-diagnosed by a pharmacist and given ineffective antibiotics which have interfered with subsequent testing. Pharmacy first is such an overfunded scheme. Just fund general practice properly and stop replacing doctors with people not trained to diagnose.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm supposed to be working part time at 80% because of ongoing health conditions, and am being paid as such. My average working hours for the next four months are 36.4 hours/week. That is considered part time for a doctor. The full time for AfC staff is between 36-37.5 hours/week.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
People using the perv glasses anywhere is grim. People using them in a hospital is abhorrent. People who then post the recordings for content on social media should be arrested. And no it's not the same as staff bodycams, which are used when threatened and crucially, videos not posted for clicks.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Successfully dyed some clothes I’d accidentally bleached ✅ Dyed my own legs and feet, now look vaguely necrotic 💀
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am, admittedly, an anxious person. Not even I am afraid of some M&S knickers on a hanger. Crotchless or otherwise.
A screenshot of a Telegraph Facebook post complaining that because they sell crotchless knickers, it is now like a red light district.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sick of this clear anti-Mancunian propaganda from the @nytimes.com
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't normally like "this is just a distract from..." takes but NIGEL FARAGE IS JUST TRYING TO GET THE ESTABLISHMENT TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS GAJILLIONS OF DODGY DONATIONS AND IT'S WORKING YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Incase anyone wonders why doctors moan about their conditions: I'm in a training program, I don't know where I'm working in 10days time. Which hospital? Which specialty? No rota & no-one to ask cos no-one knows. Can't plan a holiday or to see friends, could be on-call. It's SUPERB for the menty H
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tomorrow is my 39th birthday. I didn’t have a washing machine at home when I was growing up until late teenage years. I was today years old when I found out there’s a filter in a washing machine and you’re supposed to clean it. Ffuuuuucccckkkkkk.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can’t wait to see a naked bodybuilder start hunting us down irl www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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OpenAI says its AI went rogue and launched 'unprecedented' cyber-attack
It is one of the first publicly disclosed cyber-attacks carried out by AI without direct human involvement.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nothing like FaceTiming with a pal and they offer to send you some spot patches for your nose 😭😭😭 Honestly I’d do a cracking job of leading Father Christmas’ sleigh.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ve had *horrible* anxiety around exams since medical school, when I was really unwell, grieving & got zero support. This week I’ve passed a college exam (not my GP ones, those results are pending) with 87%. Turns out a supportive training environment & a trainer who invests in you is priceless.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHOW US THE FIGHTING YOU COWARDS
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Protect Wayne Rooney from effective media training at all costs.
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Too hot to exercise in this heat 🔥🥵? What if there was one exercise you could do without breaking a sweat 💦, and one that could make a real difference to your core strength and stability… Welcome to your Pelvic Floor!!
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GET IN THERE PRINCESS DIANA, QUEEN OF OUR HEARTS
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People acting like they’re some sort of second coming for not agreeing with Ann Widdecombe’s politics but ALSO thinking it’s bad she was murdered are fucking wild. Imagine it being a novel thing you can think two thoughts at once. They should try having ADHD.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Rest in strife.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The never-ending heatwave battle between needing to cool down to sleep but also needing to have some of your body under a duvet so the demons don't invade your soul.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After sitting what felt like an impossible 3.5 hour exam, no breaks, to let me be a GP, which cost me ~£500 (with another £1k exam to go) seeing people roundly slag off GPs as idiots is incredibly insulting, anger inducing and upsetting. Compliment your GP when deserved please, it’s v appreciated.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I too, when fearing for my and my family’s privacy and safety, will set up a ridiculous giant political publicity stunt that garners massive national media attention and causes significant public anger.
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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nothing says, "feeling confident for my exam tomorrow" like spending £30 on lottery tickets.
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Shiloh Abajian: Take Me Now Please
ALT: Shiloh Abajian: Take Me Now Please
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