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Monz

@monz.us
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Computer Scientist. Slimy Monster. Back-End developer. Born ‘93. Be wary of adult content! Not my fault if you turn off the filters. Website: monz.us Mastodon: yiff.life/@slimymonz Boyfriend: @dausty.bsky.social He/Him, They/Them, It/Its

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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 8h
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Truong ZG @truongzg.bsky.social · 7h
"Time for bed! Don't stay up too late" 😴💤
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 9h
womp womp
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 10h
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Ugly Son of a Bitch is Collecting Super Powerful Stars and Basically, You are Fucking Stupid
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'know, sometimes you want to have one conversation, but the meta state of things forces another conversation. Fine, that's gonna happen, but... it's pretty unfair to assume I'm up to speed on everything that has happened in the last 24 hours at all times. And that's before we get to merit.
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Matts Beans @mattsbeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Addressing the claims
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Aduran @aduran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comm for @daddykarth.bsky.social of his big golden boy
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Monz @monz.us · 28/09/2026
This is literally my first time hearing about it.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your boy is ✨️ nervous ✨️
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Daust @dausty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choices in games used to matter
A screenshot from the video game Suikoden IV. There is a text box labeled “Lazlo” with the two options ”let’s cast the net” and “let’s pull up the net”
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Monz @monz.us · 27/09/2026
This has already happened to me. I told them to get a refund. Thankfully, they did!
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Fluxer @fluxer.app · 27/09/2026
👀 Our Android app is now an early access beta on Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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Karthanax @daddykarth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A proper reference sheet of the big dragonborn daddy himself, showing off his physique in all its golden glory 🎨 by @aduran.bsky.social
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Relay314 @relay314.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I summon big beautiful beastren Huxian as a pawn so I can draw him only for normal reasons!! Huxian belongs to @darkrider213.bsky.social 🐯
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🔞God's Favorite Freak🔞 @pantheggon.newgrounds.com · 27/09/2026
I literally went "EW!" (affectionately) out loud when I saw that one panel of them on all fours!!! So cute for no reason!!!! I had to doodle them immediately <3
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Monz @monz.us · 27/09/2026
YAY!!! Awesome ref sheet~ 🖤
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Conop @conopskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it only took me 11 years to make my sona a ref sheet
ref sheet of Conop the skeleton, an anthropomorphic, toony, satyr looking undead monster. 

Their upper half is skeletal and humanoid, except for the skull which is canine. The skull has two pointy horns extending from the back, with tips stained black. 
From the waist down, they have light brown goat legs, stained black on the underside. They have a pointy, medium length skeletal tail, which is stained at the tip.
Inside their eye sockets, a floating dot of light shines white in the center and bright red at the edges, imitating an iris. 
They wear a tattered black hoodie and black fingerless gloves.

The reference sheet also features him running in all fours, and showing off his tentacle-like tongue, aswell as the following information:
Height: 170 cm
Gender: Agender
Sexuality: Pansexual
Pronouns: he/they
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Nasche @nasche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Claim your victory and bask in the cheers for it was a hard earned win against @avalanch3r.bsky.social
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Monz @monz.us · 26/09/2026
Business trip food gallery! Check alts for more info. #food
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ogin Update 💪🦎 Full on patreon
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Kraid @kraidhiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like you are next 🐊💦
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Nightarm @hardusha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Full rendered ych for Professor Anon (FA)
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ReachfortheMoon @reachf0rthemoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reposting Witch Doctor here.
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Monz @monz.us · 25/09/2026
Heheheheh that’s cute!
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To the stickered vehicle outside my LGS, I know what you are.
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Daust @dausty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In celebration of Discord being a piece of shit company that shills for sports betting and is really good at leaking IDs and other sensitive info, here's my fluxer server: fluxer.gg/1mObV0wZ
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Fluxer
Fluxer is a free and open source instant messaging and VoIP chat app built for friends, groups, and communities.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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CABURA @cabura.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ych commission sdfdsgdsfgdsf
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Monz @monz.us · 23/09/2026
Btw, deleted my Discord* all the way back in like February? I'm still alive. It's not a big deal. Move on.
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Monz @monz.us · 23/09/2026
LMAO Discord wants the age verification so it can promote gambling? Loser behavior. Get on Fluxer and add me: Monz#6971
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Nasche @nasche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They want it badly damn, don't rip my shorts.
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Conop AD🔞 @monstrostitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh, how I love playing with fire~ 🔥 Zalrek belongs to @techcoyote.net ♡
digital greyscale sketch. Two anthropomorphic, canine skeletal demons give eachother mischievous looks as they hold eachother teasingly. They seem like they're about to kiss.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Daust @dausty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JSYK, the second discord flags my account, that platform is deader than dead to me. I’ll post about it here, but fluxer is my replacement. I’ve been using it this entire time and the improvements to it have been insanely good.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why ask me a question if you're not gonna listen to the answer!?!
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Monz @monz.us · 23/09/2026
As a heads-up, I’m vouching for Fluxer! Their devs and monetization strategy are ultra solid.
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Moohud Kurzweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alien Husband subjecting me to the Alien Harkness Test to make sure he can ethically fuck me without his friends thinking he’s a weirdo
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Fernuminous @fernuminous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Backstage Pass #smaugust
Pinup illustration of a blue anthro dragon character relaxing in the backstage area of a theater. He's wearing an untied bowtie and a pair of glossy black pants. Also his yiddies are enormous.
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Monz @monz.us · 21/09/2026
Sits on you!!
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Zalrek @ MFF @techcoyote.net · 21/09/2026
LRS, Bungie spending months saying "We're all in on Marathon" while killing D2, and then saying "You're right, Marathon is cheeks, we're going back to D2" is probably the funniest thing I've seen a corpo do.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💖 suffocating 💖
A cropped, close-up photo of a traditional handmade illustration in progress, showing a muscular anthropomorphic tiger man sitting on qnother tigerman's face. Bodies are super shiny, sweaty and thicc.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I feel almost facile saying any of this,I think because I assume my audience already agrees, but it has not become any less true that ICE ought to be abolished, Palestine ought to be free, trans people ought to be fully recognized as their gender, and also that’s not a complete list either
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Monz @monz.us · 20/09/2026
That’s what you get for stealing my snacks!!
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Conop AD🔞 @monstrostitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
whateverrrrrrrrr fucking muzzle me see if i care!!!!!!
anthro skele-dog wearing a muzzle for his biting crimes. He's secretly into it.
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