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Monz

@monz.us
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Computer Scientist. Slimy Monster. Back-End developer. Born ‘93. Be wary of adult content! Not my fault if you turn off the filters. Website: monz.us Mastodon: yiff.life/@slimymonz Boyfriend: @dausty.bsky.social He/Him, They/Them, It/Its

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Monz @monz.us · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I think it’s fair to do. Thanks for keeping the internet from falling apart @furaffinity.net
Screenshot of subscription to FA+
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Monz @monz.us · 26/09/2026
Business trip food gallery! Check alts for more info. #food
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Monz @monz.us · 16/09/2026
Got this animated website badge done by the awesome @ragamuffkinz.bsky.social !!!
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Monz @monz.us · 12/09/2026
Thinking about the sandwich shop name and...
A low-res photo manipulation of four fantasy characters in post-sex poses inside of a Firehouse Subs restaurant wearing nothing except firefighter hats.
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Monz @monz.us · 08/09/2026
Same!!!
A purple demon fucking an anthro pumpkin in the ass.
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Monz @monz.us · 04/09/2026
Hehehe~! This is what happens when you’re born in the PNW and then lived in the East for so long. Tbf, I’ve been told by a lot of people “you don’t have a notable accent” for someone that lives in the USA~
A varied map of colors where red is significant similarities in language and blue is not.
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Monz @monz.us · 28/08/2026
Added a 3D shader to my website! Optimized it very heavy so it's running at 480p24fps. My site: monz.us Shader: shader.gallery/molten/
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Monz @monz.us · 27/08/2026
Btw everyone, don't bother with "the new twitter." It's Pro-AI and Anti-NSFW. AI is in Section 5. Anti-NSFW is Section 7a, (iv). [screenshot provided] From their TOS: twitter.now/terms-of-ser...
A screenshot of text that says: 7. General Prohibitions and Bluebird’s Enforcement Rights.

You agree to abide by Bluebird’s guidelines and policies that Bluebird provides from time to time. In addition, you agree not to do any of the following:

    Post, upload, publish, submit or transmit any User Content that: (i) infringes, misappropriates or violates a third party’s Intellectual Property Rights, or rights of publicity or privacy; (ii) violates, or encourages any conduct that would violate, any applicable law or regulation or would give rise to civil liability or concerns by certain regulatory agencies; (iii) is fraudulent, false, misleading or deceptive; (iv) is defamatory, obscene, pornographic, vulgar or offensive; (v) promotes discrimination, bigotry, racism, hatred, harassment or harm against any individual or group; (vi) is violent or threatening or promotes violence or actions that are threatening to any person or entity; or (vii) promotes illegal or harmful activities or substances;
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Monz @monz.us · 23/08/2026
Added a music page to my site! monz.us/music
A screenshot of a website with some music albums and flavor text.
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Monz @monz.us · 23/08/2026
Oh yeah pixel art isn't so hard- OH. Oh no...
screenshot of a pixel art badge before saving itthe saved pixel art badge looks scuffed lol
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Monz @monz.us · 23/08/2026
Okay it's a bit less sad... or more sad lol! But need to hunt down some badges for both sites and achievements.
Achievements section: a single anti-microsoft achievement

Badges section: two whole sites now included!
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Monz @monz.us · 23/08/2026
Alright now it's live and not as silly, but kinda sad with just one site!!! NEED MORE
a sad, single badge graphic under text "badge"
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Monz @monz.us · 23/08/2026
Wanted to add badges to my about page for those funny lil gifs you see and used @cobra.monster as a test subject for the layout lmao
a grid of the same tiny gif under text that says "badges"
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Monz @monz.us · 19/08/2026
Being a landlord has its perks I suppose
A $450 transaction with a slur attached to the notes
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Monz @monz.us · 16/08/2026
Got a Hiby R1 cuz I’ve been extremely nostalgic for standalone devices and wanted something for my music! Such a cute little device. It has buttons on the side for controls, so it can work fully without the screen turned on.
A photo of a music playing device with bisexual lighting. The screen of the device shows the album art for “No Virtue” by the artist “Sights & Sounds.” The song title being played is “Caught Up” with some music UI controls beneath it.
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Monz @monz.us · 10/07/2026
I see you liking leather-y colors!
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Monz @monz.us · 04/07/2026
Also I’ve definitely got one of the nicest setups IMO. Love the speakers @dausty.bsky.social got for me ❤️
A photo of a desktop setup with a pair of bookshelf speakers, rgb mic and keyboard, and 3:2 monitor displaying a Linux desktop environment.
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Monz @monz.us · 04/07/2026
Technology and software can still be cool!
A screenshot of a linux desktop with a music player at the center and visualizers at the top and bottom of the desktop.
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Monz @monz.us · 19/06/2026
A fun fake bluesky license generated for @monz.us
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Monz @monz.us · 06/06/2026
Yeah, but did you see the hot robot?? No- not that one, THIS one:
A robot in a train conductor suit.
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Monz @monz.us · 22/05/2026
I plan to, now! Thanks for the reminder~ Here’s the lock screen pic of Onyx:
Black cat resting on a bed sheet.
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Monz @monz.us · 22/05/2026
Got my funny lil ebook toy! Thanks to @tojothethief.bsky.social Device is: XTEINK X3
Tiny ebook with a black and white photo of a black cat.
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Monz @monz.us · 10/05/2026
Here’s an Onyx update!
A black cat laying on a fuzzy coat on a bed.
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Monz @monz.us · 01/04/2026
Holy fuck these scalies are gay! Daust caught Alexandrite mirin' in the locker room so he topped his gay dino ass at the next yoga session~ Art and Daust (red and blue dragon) by @dausty.bsky.social
An anthro red and blue dragon and anthro purple dino in a locker room staring at each other while flexing.An anthro red and blue dragon topping an anthro purple dinosaur in a yoga setting.
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Monz @monz.us · 30/03/2026
Alright, Reddit. I don't like you at all, but this is really fucking funny.
Screenshot of reddit from the subreddit "girl dinner diaries" 

Titled: "I don't think I'm attracted to men. I don't think I ever was. Raw Costco salmon and a Pepsi." 

Image below title: A pepsi and huge slab of raw salmon still in the pack.
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Monz @monz.us · 23/03/2026
Yaaaay got my Keeshie hoodie from @artistncs.bsky.social !!
Sprawled on the couch wearing a hoodie and black pants
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Monz @monz.us · 28/02/2026
See ya, Discord! Thanks for lasting a decade. I'll be on Fluxer once their servers are working again~
A screenshot from Discord mentioning account deletion.
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Monz @monz.us · 26/02/2026
Good morning!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monz @monz.us · 17/02/2026
Got some books to read!
A photo of four books sitting on a red bed cover. From left to right: American gods by Gaiman, Leviathan Wakes by Corey, Machine by Bear, The Three-Body Problem by Liu.
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Monz @monz.us · 13/02/2026
Got a new icon from @dausty.bsky.social !!!
Skull head monster headshot.
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Monz @monz.us · 31/01/2026
Got a photo of the moon earlier today!! (Used a few slider adjustments for color and clarity).
Photo of the moon during the daytime.
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Monz @monz.us · 17/01/2026
Got an amazing new icon from @slurku.bsky.social ! Really nailed the creepy, painted aesthetic I was going for. #art #icon
Headshot portrait icon of a skullhead monster with two horns, glowing red eyes, and sharp teeth.
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Monz @monz.us · 30/12/2025
These 4 games defined my 2025~
Poster for Oblivion Remastered.Poster for Death Stranding 2.Poster for Yakuza 6.Poster for Metroid Prime 4.
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Monz @monz.us · 27/12/2025
Forgot to add this!! Did a whole water heater install with some help of the roommates. Got a nice little filter, too. Saved us a fortune doing it myself! Also took like 12 hours since I had to replace a bunch of other things in the process.
A photo of a filtration and bypass setup. The first filter is for sediment, the second for decalcification.A photo of a hot water heater connected to the house pipe system and electric installed. Photo of completed setup with washer and dryer put back in place. They’re not new, but behind them a new hose was installed (not pictured).
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Monz @monz.us · 26/12/2025
🖕
Screenshot of an email from Epic Games about account deletion. It says:

Your Epic Games account will be deleted soon.

Hello Slime,
At your request, your account is scheduled to be deleted in the next 24 hours. Once this is done, it cannot be recovered. If you would like to cancel this request before your account is deleted, simply sign in to your account and you'll be prompted to cancel your request.

Thank you,
The Epic Games Team
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Monz @monz.us · 14/12/2025
Been playing way too much Megabonk this weekend! Here’s my weapon of choice~ Artist (and weapon) @conopskeleton.bsky.social 🦴
Left: “idle” pose of a monster dude holding a leash attached to a skeleton dog. Right: “attack” pose of the monster helicoptering the skeleton dog by swinging the leash.
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Monz @monz.us · 13/12/2025
I was so excited to claim the transphobic, racist, antisemitic simulator that I accidentally deleted my EGS account! Oopsies~ 😊 (Also ugh at people not realizing that claiming the game means a check in royalties is still sent out to the transphobe. 🙄)
screenshot of epic games account being deactivated
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Monz @monz.us · 08/12/2025
KYS
Screenshot of an Indeed job listing for a “vibe coder” at 9USD an hour.
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Monz @monz.us · 10/11/2025
More relevant than ever. Fuck this country for being like this. 🖼️: @conopskeleton.bsky.social
Demon monster on all fours ripping up an American flag with text overlay of sounds.
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Monz @monz.us · 17/10/2025
That’s what I got. 👀 Love this thing.
Holding an iPhone 17 Pro Max in Silver
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Monz @monz.us · 05/10/2025
Alright @adamtots.bsky.social I bought your books can I finally have my family back please
Photo of horror story collectives made by Adam Ellis titled: Bad Dreams in the Night (yellow text, purple indoor background) and Let Me in Your Window (red text)
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Monz @monz.us · 16/09/2025
Finished the HVAC fix! Scraped off as much rust as I could, cleaned up the area, and attached a steel plate. There’s still rust, but it’s just superficial. Any more work would be solely for aesthetics.
HVAC ducting with the focus being the new steel plate attached over the old rusty metal.
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Monz @monz.us · 16/09/2025
Covered a hole!!! Will do the other one another time. Maybe tomorrow?? I dunno!
An HVAC cap installed on the side of an AC ducting with metallic tape sealing the edges.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!! Just removing four screws inside of it took sooooo much effort. They were flathead and rusted into the ducting. You can see how bad the humidifier ruined things. TRASHED!!
A taken-apart humidifier barely clinging on to the HVAC ducting. HVAC ducting with the focus of the removed humidifier. Lots of rust “pouring” down the ducting, originating from where the humidifier used to be.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
Water inlet removed! Also found out it had a solid drip, so I had to use a wrench to close the outlet valve. There’s still a bit of water in the humidifier, but a lot less so now.
A photo of a humidifier attached to HVAC ducting. The focus is the water line is disconnected and gone.A photo of a red bucket under a water outlet. The focus is the lack of a connecting water line.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
Ugh, this is after I flushed it for 10 minutes. 🤢
Red bucket with blackened water.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
My solution is silly: keep the water inlet plunger pressed down to allow fresh water to cycle in and drain the stagnant water. Then I’ll siphon the rest out.
A spray bottle sitting inside of the humidifier. Unseen: pressing down on the water inlet plunger. A translucent drain hose coming from the humidifier and running to another outlet.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
The issue with the humidifier* is that it has a pool of what looks like black tar sitting in it. That’s just stagnant water which has been sitting for god knows how long.
A photo of the inside of a drum-based humidifier with a pool of stagnant water.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
Next task: get rid of the ancient dehumidifier.
A photo of an old, power-disconnected dehumidifier attached to the side of HVAC ducting with distinct paths of rust coming from it. A zoomed-out photo of an old, power-disconnected dehumidifier attached to the side of HVAC ducting with distinct paths of rust coming from it. The AC unit is on the right, with some wires and ducting. The ducting at the bottom has a cleaned up, but still rusty patch.
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Monz @monz.us · 14/09/2025
Had a defective water softener in the house I bought. Got quoted for like $1200 to remove it. Did it myself without paying a penny.
A cramped photograph starting from left to right: a salt holding tank for the water softener, a whirlpool 50 gallon water heater, a water softener system, and a washing machine. A photo of the salt tank removed and the water softener system being drained with a basic siphon. Similar to previous photo, but entire softening system removed. Only the water heater and washing machine remain. An image of the removed water softening system sitting in a garage. Lots of smaller parts sitting on the tanks.
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