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she/her/do not refer to me // technically a “lawyer,” but candidly just a lil tumblr girl all grown up // all views entirely my own OR perhaps satire…

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I love—em-dashes.
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Daniel Duke Windsor, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @thedukewindsor.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
another day of wearing the button as the republic inches closer to the unilateral violation of posse comitatus
Meme of SpongeBob character squidward wearing a button. Button reads I really wish I weren’t living through a major historical event right now
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Greta Thunberg is 22 and every right wing mother fucker still acts like she's 16 when they talk about her. It's irritating af.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
world pride being almost entirely americans this weekend was a constant reminder of dying empire
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Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell
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Daily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Joonie is so ready to go home. 🥹
Namjoon photostrips in his military uniform
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Carl Alessi @carlalessi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Joost @almodozo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hell of a photo
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
Text reading: I had to come down to Los Angeles for Work and ended up trying to help with the raid last night. As a Bernie usefully. Waited by the entrance for detainees 
We were repeatedly denied access of any kind, and eventually LAPD force removed attorneys ice. Also tear gassed a baby under age two. Today they told us to come back at eight to see the clients, but they ever refused entry to us as well as politicians, including Jimmy, Gomez, and right now. They’re releasing some kind of gas, so the Attorneys can’t breatheText reading: Post it so everyone knows. When we were trying to chant their rights ice honked so no one could hear.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president. And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict. This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We love a goofy, bucktoothed, and smiling parrotfish in Coral City 😁🏳️‍⚧️🦜🐟 #stripedparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #bucktooth #goofy #smile #protogynoushermaphrodite #supermale #terminalphase #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 07/06/2025
On this date in 1947-- The Washington Monument was struck by lightning and an image was captured by a photographer for the @washingtonpost.com -- displayed on the front page the next day. A daily record 3.47" of rain fell from the storm. More at cwg.live
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 07/06/2025
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
Coco Gauff on an orange clay tennis court, celebrating a win with a fist pump and an open mouth. A headline reads: "Coco Gauff Becomes First U.S. Woman to Win French Open in a Decade."  Photo by Julien De Rosa/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/06/2025
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Merriam-Webster Tweet: Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Cookie Monster's reply to the tweet: Me no wear pants.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 05/06/2025
🌧️ No longer even abnormally dry! After May's soaking rains, DC shed its final drought label. New federal update removed "abnormally dry" classification inside the Beltway. 🌿 May’s 7.73" of rain: wettest month in nearly 5 years. 📈 See what’s next at cwg.live
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I decided to stay out of politics. Here’s why I went on a 30 tweet bender about politics last night. by Elon Musk
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capt. baby 🇯🇲 @montegobae.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF TALKING SHIT!!!! CMON PROF @leahlitman.bsky.social
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capt. baby 🇯🇲 @montegobae.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
ONGGG @leahlitman.bsky.social ON THE DAILY SHOWWWWW
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NPR @npr.org · 05/06/2025
The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.
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A new satellite TV channel allows Alexei Navalny's videos to reach Russian audiences
The Russia's Future channel, launched by Navalny's widow Yulia Navalnaya and Reporters Without Borders, began broadcasting Wednesday, on what would have been the late Russian activist's 49th birthday.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I think it is straightforwardly true that it’s bad for the Democratic Party that our legislative leaders are all from New York
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
nyt descriptions of trump as hinge messages
New York Times post: President Trump's new official portrait shows him with a neutral expression moderated by a slight warmth in the eyes — a classic pose some call "smizing," our critic at large writesPhotoshop of a Hinge match from The New York Times to Donald Trump commenting on his photo: You have a neutral expression moderated by a slight warmth in the eyes — a classic pose some call "smizing"
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Tiffany Cabán @tiffanycaban.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A GOP Council Member called to deport Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani. Zohran is a US citizen and duly elected official. Threatening political opponents with deportation is straight out of a fascist playbook. It’s how hateful cowards respond to a multi-racial, working class movement. Disgusting.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Dan Silverman @dmsilverman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What's a Zionist? Can we maybe retire that term? I think it has joined the ranks of "terrorist," "Islamist," "socialist," "Marxist," and others as among the most vacuous, variably understood, conceptually stretched, and dangerously weaponized terms in all of international politics.
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Michelle Ye Hee Lee @myhlee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
By far my favorite part of South Korean elections: election night graphics. SBS television station kills it EVERY. TIME. They play these clips all night and they get more and more unhinged and creative as the night goes on.
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
So… Abrego Garcia… still down there huh?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Is there a way to text 0 to STOP an entire party's messaging strategy?
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A group of seven bunnies huddle on a dirt and stone surface. They display a variety of colors: black, white, brown, and spotted.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the FEMA director knew about hurricane season when we had DEI
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$𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐙𝐘 @damfnslz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Love after 30 is different. You're not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness, and partnership
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
🚨 ICE is doubling its budget for confidential informants, I have learned. This is the first increase to its informant budget in over a decade. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-s...
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Homeland Security’s Pre-Crime Push
Snitch fund and AI vie to stop attacks like Boulder
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking. No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated. Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian." THIS is why Pride is important.
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
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Waggy Creachur @dexwolfy.mow.haus · 02/06/2025
Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime Jonathan Joss was murdered in a hate crime
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The head of FEMA reportedly said during a briefing that he wasn't aware the U.S. had a hurricane season, leaving staffers "baffled" and "confused"
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FEMA Head Said He Was Unaware Of U.S. Hurricane Season, Sources Say
It was not clear to agency staff whether he meant it literally, as a joke, or in some other context.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
COOL!
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I want filmmakers to be their own franchises. I don't want SINNERS 2. I want the next Ryan Coogler movie.
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Ryan Coogler Says He ‘Never’ Considered Making a ‘Sinners’ Sequel, Wanted to ‘Get Away’ From Franchise Films: ‘I Wanted It to Be a Holistic and Finished Thing’
Ryan Coogler says he wanted to 'get away' from franchise films when making 'Sinners.'
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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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NPR @npr.org · 01/06/2025
Your state DMV probably won't text you about unpaid fees — but scammers will.
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Americans are warned as latest DMV phishing scam targets phones
Your state DMV probably won't text you about unpaid fees — but scammers will.
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