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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 12h
As foretold in the ancient texts.
Videodrome: James Woods' character: It's just torture and murder. No plot, no characters.

Very, very realistic. I think it's what's next.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bruce Banner goes back in time to solve the case. I'd watch the hell out of that.
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Mark Ruffalo: Who Are You Again?
ALT: Mark Ruffalo: Who Are You Again?
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Woodrow Wilson Bridge to Open Repeatedly Overnight
Multiple maintenance openings on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge will cause intermittent Beltway traffic stops from 10 p.m. October 8 to 5 a.m. October 9.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember when they opened for Butthole Surfers, Revolting Cocks, Diarrhea Planet, and the Dismemberment Band. The merch table smelled like low tide on the Ganges. nypost.com/2026/10/08/h...
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug
The infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
ALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please stop sharing yesterday's Oval Office Pennywise manifestation every new thing I learn is making me sadder
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Queen Muriel the First's accountant.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cartoon of man: haha, deserves a screenshot.

[Shoots screen with pistol]
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Three panel comic of Prince Namor laughing.
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Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you missed my post on French onion soup… I share the recipe the French have made at home for centuries - and still do - and explain why it is this way and how it morphed into the recipe Americans know & Parisian bistros serve today. jamieschler.substack.com/p/authentic-...
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Authentic French Onion Soup
Top off your New Year’s Eve revelry the traditional French way.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"For anything so o’erdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first and now, was and is to hold, as ’twere, the mirror up to nature, to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure." - Hamlet. Act 3. Scene 2.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 08/10/2026
"Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you"" Hemingway's six word baby shoes story has finally been dethroned.
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University of Exeter Special Collections @exeterunispeccoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning to everyone but especially to all the octopuses, for today is their special day! To celebrate World Octopus Day, here's an illustration of an octopus from the book 'The World of the Sea' by Moquin Tandon, published in 1869. 📷 Reserve 591.92 TAN #WorldOctopusDay #OctopusDay #RareBooks
Cropped image showing an engraving of an octopusFull-page engraving from a book. It shows an octopus lying on the seabed, with a squid and a cuttlefish coming towards. The cuttlefish is making a cloud. The engraving is captioned: 'Plate XI. A Poulpe. A Cuttle-Fish Making His Cloud. A Calmar'.
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Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail @mountvernontrail.org · 07/10/2026
Found these photos of Gravelly Point from 1973 and… honestly, not much has changed. Bikes. Picnics. Planes directly over your head. ✈️ Some traditions are worth keeping. Am I right, @reagan_airport?
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey I'm live making memes, come hang out and chat with us! twitch.tv/leftistgamermemes
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Satanic Panic 2.0: Caffeinated Edition. fox4kc.com/business/vir...
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Viral video calling Kansas City coffee shop ‘demonic’ sparks wave of support
A viral TikTok review calling a Kansas City coffee shop “demonic” is bringing more customers through its doors.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember in the '70s they used to sell a large pizza that wasn't too bad. Definitely better than the Chef Boyardee Pizza in a Box we used to get.
The image shows a vintage 1970s print advertisement for Mama Celeste frozen pizza featuring Mama Celeste Lizio and two 20-cent store coupons (expiring April 30, 1979).
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
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Non-place - Wikipedia
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The one on the right is a viable candidate but the actual first photo of a cat has never been conclusively identified. The one on the left has gone viral many, many, many times as being "the first cat photo" but the claim is patently false. www.snopes.com/fact-check/w...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The wall talks sense.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I Arrived On Bluesky
Pomeranian staring up at someone in a toilet.
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Topher Mathews @georgetownmet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Georgetown Time Machine: Georgetown Branch This week on Georgetown Time Machine, I'm checking out another photo from the DC Historical Society. It was taken just west of the Old Aqueduct abutment. While much of the scene is at least similar to what you'd see today, the obvious difference is that…
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Georgetown Time Machine: Georgetown Branch
This week on Georgetown Time Machine, I'm checking out another photo from the DC Historical Society. It was taken just west of the Old Aqueduct abutment. While much of the scene is at least similar to what you'd see today, the obvious difference is that there's a goddam freight train passing by.That's because what we now know as the Capital Crescent Trail was for a long time a railroad spur known as the Georgetown Branch.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thankfully, @reparrishcomics.bsky.social assures us there is nothing to worry about
r. e. parrish cartoon, entitled FOUND THE LOOPHOLE. 1. A man in a hat with a monkey’s paw says “THIS ... IS THE
CURSÉD MONKEY'S PAW. IT WILL GRANT THREE WISHES...”. Another man gasps. 2. “BUT I MUST WARN YOU- THERE MAY BE UNFORESEEN C-”. 3. The man who gasped says “SHUT IT, OLD MAN!” and snatches the paw off him. The first man says “BUT!” 4. The man with the paw says “I WISH FOR THE REST OF THE MONKEY”. 5 “POOF!” The monkey appears in his arms, smiling. 6. The man’s head and the monkey’s head appear in a star shape with the words “NEW BEST FRIENDS! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!”
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same cursed energy.
This image is a satirical front page from the satirical news organization The Onion, dated Tuesday, October 22, 1929.

Key Details of the Page

• Main Headline: "Stock Market Invincible / 'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise" — a dark historical parody printed just a week before the Wall Street Crash of October 1929 and the start of the Great Depression.
• Context: It originally appeared in The Onion's 1999 book Our Dumb Century, which chronicled fake 20th-century front pages.
• Featured Satirical Articles:
	• "New 'Easy Credit' Delays Financial Catastrophes Until 1930s"
	• "Hoover Promises 'Airplane in Every Garage' by 1935"
	• "New Brain-Surgery Techniques Change Face of Modern Medicine" (describing blunt-force hammer blows to the skull)
	• "Nation Gears Up for Season Finale of 'Fleischmann's Yeast Radio Variety Hour'"
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TOO SOON
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧀
Sealab 2021: Murphy: And there go my nipples again.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The couple flipped the space into Rye Bunny, which opened in April. It offers dishes as thoughtful as at Tail Up Goat — ricotta cavatelli with grilled cabbage and smoked onion cream; arctic char a la plancha paired with mustard beurre blanc — but in a different format. www.eater.com/dining-out/9...
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The Fine Dining Flip
Across the country, some owners are doing the unimaginable: replacing their high-end restaurants with ones where diners can spend less
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vincent Price handing out hot dogs at Dodgers Stadium in 1965.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The federal lawsuit claims that the company that owns Amphora Bakery and Amphora’s Diner Deluxe owes more than $20 million in unpaid employment taxes going back for more than a decade." northernvirginiamag.com/food-and-dri...
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Federal Government Sues Amphora Owners for $20M in Back Taxes
The U.S. government is suing three defendants and six Amphora-linked businesses, alleging over a decade of unpaid employment taxes.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 06/10/2026
Good to see LibreOffice leaning into "no AI" as a software feature. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20261006...
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LibreOffice says 'no AI' is now a software feature | TechCrunch
The maker of the open source document editor says it has no plans to add AI to its software's default configuration, citing user privacy.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put it in my veins www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Will Texas turn blue? Here’s what voters told me at a Buc-ee’s.
Talarico leads Paxton, while a Democrat has also made the governor’s race competitive.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The image shows Michelangelo from the 1990 live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film with the caption, "You're gonna make me cowabunga".
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That doesn’t make any sense. Sorry. There’s no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with “in” and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say “in July” and I’ll… go down on you. That’s just idiotic, if you’ll forgive me by saying so.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
KNUCKLEHEADS STAB AT THEE FROM HELL'S HEART? - FREDTERP
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⚛️🤡 futurism.com/future-socie...
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October 6, 1978: "Midnight Express" premieres directed by Alan Parker starring Brad Davis, Randy Quaid and John Hurt.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Pat Padua @anamelessyeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if Werner Herzog directed an HR Pufnstuf musical and it was worse than CATS
Horrifying blue baby puppet with subtitle “You’ve even frightened baby “Duck with bow tie and subtitle “And that goes for mr quack quack too”Blue ape with red wig sideglance and subtitle “Love is the most powerful weapon against evil in any form.”Blue screen with heading The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle and subtitle “Why? Why me?”
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sopranos The Sopranos
ALT: Sopranos The Sopranos
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like where this is going. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuY4...
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The Donner Party (Full Documentary)
YouTube video by marco antonio morales salazar
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tech bros:
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 05/10/2026
Nappy is a site offering free stock photos of Black and brown people. (The site says they’re going offline in a few months due to a falloff in demand bc of AI. Maybe Internet Archive can do their thing here?) [nappy.co]
nappy.co
Nappy | Beautifully Diverse Stock Photos
Beautiful photos of Black and Brown people, for free. For commercial and personal use.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's already a Panera and Potbelly across the street.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NO ONE DISPUTES THIS
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Trump Hotline Bling Dance
Alt: Trump Hotline Bling Dance
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 05/10/2026
The horrifying and haunting 'Seconds' was released on this day in 1966. For @crooked-marquee.bsky.social: buff.ly/kGo47Jx
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Classic Corner: Seconds — Crooked Marquee
John Frankenheimer’s paranoid thriller, now streaming on the Criterion Channel, is a bleak snapshot of the American psyche circa 1966.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The image shows the title card for Heil Honey I'm Home!, a controversial 1990 British sitcom.
Key Details

• Premise: A parody of 1950s-style American sitcoms featuring Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as a suburban couple living next door to a Jewish couple named Arny and Rosa Goldblum.

• Run: Created by Geoff Atkinson, the show aired only a single episode on September 30, 1990, on the British Satellite Broadcasting (BSB) network before being immediately canceled due to severe backlash and public outrage.

• Status: Widely cited as one of the most infamous and tasteless comedies in television history.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Office Space: The Case Of The Mondays
Alt: Office Space: The Case Of The Mondays
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry, what virus? Because Y. pestis is a bacterium.
Independent newspaper article about a Russian lab worker who's died of 'suspected plague' after "being exposed to virus by broken test tube". Yersinium pestis is a bacterium, not a virus.
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