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Beau

@mochabeau.dev
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a 20 yo red panda linux nerd from minnesota cybersecurity student that's a little stupid drinks way too much bubblr pan and love my bf @goatogen <3 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@mochabeau, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 08/08/2026
Fopsicle
A young red fox licking a Popsicle.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
im charlie brown and moving away from discord is my football
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
every once in a while i see a post telling me to try matrix and every time i do it literally doesn't work, im not falling for it again
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
not an ideal worldview to be in so i jus play 3ds :neocat_blep:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 26/09/2026
world is getting more and more to the point where if i woke up to bombs being dropped i would be alarmed but not surprised
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 25/09/2026
especially if your establishment is in the middle of a neighborhood, i should not have to drive my car 500ft over to order taco bell at 8pm because you dont want to staff the inside of your restaurant
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 25/09/2026
it could be illegal to have a restaurant close everything but their drive thru and then not let you order without a car
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 22/09/2026
like a tech backrooms sort of thing :neocat_flop:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 22/09/2026
i should make a honeypot where the deeper you go the more absurd it gets
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
feeling immaculate. My sun is spotless. RE: scicomm.xyz/users/JohnBarentine/sta…
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/09/2026
setting up a fresh development environment for c++ and winegcc wondering how i got here
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zeb yeen :blobfoxcookie:🦇 @zebyeen.bark.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
this is basically the experience with 95% of game "recomps" in current year
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Koko (Class 76 Enjoyer) @ic5146.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
[oh, trains, lewd, talgo] Are you built by Talgo? Because you're fast and you're a bumpy ride~
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Myra :trans_furr_white:​​ :v_pan:​ @vasilisthechu.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
The myth of "consensual" drove encryption

My fursona: I don't consent
Hard drive: I don't consent
Windows 11: I do

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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CD Seadragom @seadrag.com · 24/08/2026
Yeah you know what, sure, fuck it, let's open the phone number with Nando's
Screenshot showing the opening details of a Volkswagen Service centre with the Android "Open with" dialog presenting two options - "Phone" and "Nando's"
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026
HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 19/08/2026
@doskel many such cases...
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026
context, samsung wants to charge me for an api ive used for free for 6 years and that i rely on for one device (my thermostat) :neocat_glare:: www.howtogeek.com/samsung-smartthin…
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Samsung wants SmartThings API users to pay, and Home Assistant could suffer
You might have fewer ways to control your smart home.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026
lmao the changes aren't even in effect yet it was just that samsung's api was broken again
mario "pull my finger" meme. smartthings says "USE MY SHITTY CLOUD API" to which the guy says "OK SAMSUNG" to which smartthings says "$120" and the guy says "NO SAMSUNG"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026
in light of all my thermostat automations breaking this morning
parody of the "the myth of consensual sex" meme. Top text reads "The myth of consensual automation." It includes a raspberry pi with home assistant and a wifi thermostat saying "i consent" but smartthings saying "i dont!". The bottom text reads: "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 24/07/2026
i have declared war on NTFS. i am purging that silly excuse for a filesystem from all drives on my computer
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 22/07/2026
@ellath3may0 ?
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Sojo Coyote 🌵 @sojo.yote.social · 17/07/2026
Moisturized. In my own lane. Oh to be a bubbleyote on the lake #fursuitfriday #furry #fursuit
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 17/07/2026
i should write more confluence documents :neocat_happy:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/07/2026
plugging in two computers with an ethernet cable and they can instantly talk because both have an ipv6 link-local is so cool tho, and no worries about those addresses being routed :neocat_happy_blep:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/07/2026
at my job all my coworkers hate ipv6, but the hatred is not spawned out of ignorance, but a complete disinterest in learning new networking concepts outside of CIDR blocks
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/07/2026
link-local addresses are PEAK and nobody wants to talk about them
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 15/07/2026
was biking behind a baby doe on the trail to work this morning, i love all the silly little animals i get to see on my commute :neocat_happy_blep:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
stateful apis are deeply evil, why do i need my program to keep an active session with you to retrieve data?? :neocat_reject:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
it is peak idea i can't wait to wake up in my dorm to see what bullshit my friends be writing on my wall
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
i am building a giant led sign that will always keep the latest message in in a channel in my friend group's discord scrolling across it
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 08/07/2026
i turned a 5 minute task into a 1 minute task and all it took was two hours of scripting :neocat_googly:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 07/07/2026
regex difficulty is overhyped i feel, it takes a bit to get a handle of it but after that it's pretty nice to work with actually methinks
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 07/07/2026
i should come back to posting it's been a while :neocat_think:
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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
planner bf
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/06/2026
Remember to schlopp schlopp schlopp when it's so hot
Red fox drinking water.
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/06/2026
blazing past cars while sipping tea on a train will never not be fun :neocat_blep:
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Unbelievable! 😲😱
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/06/2026
like once i start recognizing people on the street and know my local grocer by name the place feels a lot smaller
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/06/2026
the longer you live somewhere, the more it feels like a small town methinks
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 11/06/2026
waiting for the moment where i can post a dan hentschel gif in a teams chat
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 11/06/2026
@CursedSilicon aren't they lumen now or something? :neocat_melt:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/06/2026
as someone who bikes often to get around, i can always tell how nice a truck will be to me based on the two factors. if the truck has a large bed and is rusted and/or scratched from many years of hard work, they will give me plenty of space as they pass me at speed, whereas if it is a spotless […]
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeee :ablobfoxbongohyper: :fluffytail: @freeplay.wetdry.world · 20/05/2026
:neofox_floof:
I inputed "waaf wrrff waf!!", password strength: Strong. Estimated time to crack: Centuries
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/05/2026
sam altman explode now :neocat_scream:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 21/05/2026
one of my ram modules failed :neocat_cry:
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 19/05/2026
just watched pizza movie
Martin Scorsese raising his hands in the air with the text "absolute cinema"
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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 16/05/2026
@doskel mines 11th gen intel and has the same cracks lmao :neocat_googly:
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