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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026

lmao the changes aren't even in effect yet it was just that samsung's api was broken again

mario "pull my finger" meme. smartthings says "USE MY SHITTY CLOUD API" to which the guy says "OK SAMSUNG" to which smartthings says "$120" and the guy says "NO SAMSUNG"

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 30/07/2026

in light of all my thermostat automations breaking this morning

parody of the "the myth of consensual sex" meme. Top text reads "The myth of consensual automation." It includes a raspberry pi with home assistant and a wifi thermostat saying "i consent" but smartthings saying "i dont!". The bottom text reads: "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 17/07/2026

i should write more confluence documents :neocat_happy:

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 19/05/2026

just watched pizza movie

Martin Scorsese raising his hands in the air with the text "absolute cinema"

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/04/2026

[major spoilers] holy shit i didnt see this twist coming

the sun god lets me know that the hypercube is british!!

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 12/04/2026

[historic uspol] that moment in any us history media when things are looking up and then you get to the election of 1980

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 06/04/2026

hey ubuntu... YOU MADE THE BOOT PARTITION ZFS. WITH YOUR OWN INSTALLER.

Ubuntu systems support secure boot using grub. grub contains a lot of parsers for file systems and other things which are a constant source of security issues.

In 26.10, we’d like to propose removing the following features from signed GRUB builds:
Filesystems for /boot
Remove btrfs, hfsplus, xfs, zfs
Retain ext4, fat, iso9660 (and squashfs for snaps)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/04/2026

adobe these are two entirely different questions

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 02/04/2026

even NASA still using windows 10 like 😭

a person at the desk of EECOM in mission control at NASA (sorry I don't know their name) with an HP elitebook on their desk, running windows 10

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 23/03/2026

me watching another artist i like announce a us tour (its just the east coast, west coast, and texas again)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 06/03/2026

but why not? :neocat_cry:

LaTeX Error: Environment conjecture undefined (there is no conjecture support in LaTeX)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 06/03/2026

all the android channels covering location indicators and contact scopes coming to stock android like:

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/03/2026

> macbook neo > 8gb ram

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/02/2026

[re: mini rant about office] this is a real thing. there is no slide master option on online powerpoint, but if you search for it you will find this dead option that doesn't do anything and taunts you

powerpoint search window showing a "looking for slide master?" result

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 11/02/2026

how linkedin be showing me a $19/hr internship based in a 500-person food desert

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 10/02/2026

why would you buy an ebike from a random new startup and not just an existing bike company? :neocat_confused:

thumbnail for "Why all the e-bike startups went bankrupt" by Techalter

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 10/02/2026

2026 discord candidates of note

matrix.org done in the "2018 candidates of note" meme. Matrix, (E2EE) who cares. Three bullet points: Aww cmon not again, only lost the message because its controller was broken, third times the charm.

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 07/02/2026

absolutely insane feature if this works

GrapheneOS change logs: add cross-SIM calling support (making calls using a SIM via the mobile data provided by another SIM similarly to Wi-Fi calling)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 05/02/2026

the job market so ass :neocat_cry:

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 25/01/2026

went out to the bookstore cafe with my cutie bf :neocat_cofe:

a wooden table with a hot latte and an iced latte in the basement of an old downtown building. there is the book "life after cars" on the table, and and the lower half of my bf in a red coat

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 24/01/2026

i can't say ive ever encountered an app on android with a hardcoded browser before

Canon Connect App: Failed to sign in. You need the Chrome app to sign in. Install the Chrome app and try again.

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 22/01/2026

he's alive again!!!

puro my pwnagotchi alive again, with a new screen, held in my hand

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/01/2026

oh yeah we so back

image of me holding an iPod playing music in front of a desk with a keyboard and monitor (not important)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/01/2026

goodbye for the last time, northstar. another victim of shitty inter-county politics and the movement of jobs out of minneapolis

northstar line at the big lake station, for the last time

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 23/12/2025

6ghz wifi is amazing

Network page in Ubuntu:
Signal Strength: Good
Link speed: 29Mb/s (6.8GHz)
Security: WPA3

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 19/12/2025

inner peace :neocat_flop__w_:

tasks for canvas extension showing all final exams and final projects completed

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 13/12/2025

me presenting my unmaintainable piece of garbage serverless AWS project to my professors on wednesday (it has AI in part of it)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 09/12/2025

"that's right, another S3 bucket!"

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 09/12/2025

statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

Amazon AWS Console menu header: Chat with your document

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 06/12/2025

looks like it can stop me actually

AWS Error Window: "Access Denied: Amazon S3 Object Lambda is available only to existing customers that are currently using the service as well as to select AWS Partner Network (APN) partners."

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 06/12/2025

ah probably should have read this

AWS Whitepages alert message: "Note: As of November 7th, 2025, S3 Object Lambda is available only to existing customers that are currently using the service as well as to select AWS Partner Network (APN) partners. For capabilities similar to S3 Object Lambda, learn more here - Amazon S3 Object Lambda availability change (link).

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 20/11/2025

took me a solid 15 seconds of being like "yeah but what line is it on?"

screenshot of intelliJ: "Redundant closing tag :3"

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 12/11/2025

me "that new steam controller looks so cool, i should totally buy that" the ten controllers at my desk that i already don't use:

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 04/11/2025

this sign couldn't stop me for i can't read

Caution: Run these instructions only on a server dedicated to GNS 3 otherwise you need to manually setup GNS3 on your server

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 01/11/2025

met council announces bold new plan for the northstar

an image of downtown minneapolis on google maps, with the bus stations down 2nd ave and marquette streets marked as stops for the northstar, a communter rail line

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 02/10/2025

metal must be bent otherwise fingerprint sensor will get pressed down

picture of a framework laptop, with the metal cover over the fingerprint scanner bent upwards. the rest of the chassis has cracks and bends

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 02/10/2025

> new tile vulnerability > i own like 12 tiles on all my stuff > i need an iot project for school

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 18/08/2025

google on their way to make another material design language for android (none of it will be merged into AOSP)

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 13/08/2025

great to see that the cvs app attempts to replicate liquid glass on android instead of actually just using native material you design :neocat_googly:

a cvs bottom nativigation bar in the style of liquid glass, with submenus appearing when a category is pressed

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Beau @mochabeau.dev · 12/08/2025

how it feels making my first website and looking at websites on here for layout ideas

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