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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm

@mlpqlm.bsky.social
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Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such. Capitalism is inherently broken. By design. "It's a class issue?" "Always has been!" Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US. COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Every day is leg day 😭🤣
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ebay listing for a pair of women's Hollister jeans, titled "Vintage Ladies, Girls Blue Jeans, Hollister, Size 0, Nice Jeans, Pants, Nice Sex"
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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Alex @dubsa98.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.
Black and white image of the painting "Red Dust" by George Quaintance from Wikipedia showing a shirtless cowboy wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat holding a coiled rope with several horses in the background.Full color image of the same painting where the cowboy's bulge in his jeans is clearly visible.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices
Me at work in the office wearing a grey shirt with the Grindr logo and name printed on the top left.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don't lift heavy I don't rep quick and fas' I go to the gym To...
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
New red Chucks, who dis? ...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever. I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"I learned back in my teens There's no point in protestin' If you look good in tight jeans That's what they'll want you dressed in." -Nancy, from Groundhog Day The Musical
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
April 29th is #NationalZipperDay! Have you thanked your zipper recently?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵ I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over. #posteriorchain
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
when life imitates shirt
Me at the gym doing a deadlift with a smirk on my face, wearing a tank top with a cartoon of a unicorn with rainbow colored hair also doing a dead lift with the same smirk on his face.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Barbell row. Caffeine withdrawal.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
CB500F
Me sitting on my red and white Honda motorcycle parked in front of Mr S Leather, wearing black boots, latex-looking tights, black spandex shirt, and a leather jacket.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#SFRW
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I swear my gym outfits are random. (Okay, quasi random--I have a system!) This serendipitous all-red, all-Amoresy combination felt motivational!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
On my knees
Me at the gym again, kneeling between plank sets.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yet another example of how my upper body looks better on leg day workouts. Why is that?
Me, shirtless, wearing black and red mid-length tights, posing ridiculously in the gym locker room
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
White spandex don't lie.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
No-sleep, half-hungover workout. Is this what it feels like to be a Castro twink? #totallyworthit
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
is it bad that my fursona is Posh Spice?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Despite being sizable, considering all the expensive issues I've had in the past 6 months, I'm now more in debt than I was before my income tax refund. I had plans, but I was still able to afford myself some new bathroom accessories! (This may also have to double as my outfit for Dore this year.)
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Screenshot of an excerpt from the middle of a text chat:

A: "...visible biceps on the team haha"
B: "That poor 7th guy"
A: "that's show business marky mark"
B: "'what smells, sells'"
A: "hence, musk night at sf powerhouse"
B: "does Elon ever actually show up?"
A: "Who else is under the pig mask getting a free whiff of armpit?"
B: "'ahhhh, smells like aparteid'"
A: "aparteid and bear sweat - yum!"
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Seriously want to support the trans community? Really? How about instead of a little social media post you skip a Triple Soy McFatass Latte and make a little donation to The Trevor Project to help with suicide prevention and other resources now that we've fucked them over by failing to protect them?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I wish I could hack skateboarding, but I do appreciate the anti-capitalist sentiment. www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y
Screenshot of one slide of an Instagram post (https://www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y) about skinny jeans and skateboarding in the 2000s by https://www.instagram.com/samutaro/ . The slide is a quote by skateboarder Corey Duffel: "In the early '00's nobody was wearing tight clothes, and you couldn't buy that stuff anywhere so you had to make it yourself. I got very bullied for wearing women's jeans, like, "How dare you wear that stuff, you faggot loser," but why does what I wear matter anyway? How does it affect another person? Do they hate women? Do they hate gay people? And then ten years later those people are wearing stretch pants too. I just laugh at it."
Out of several comments, two are highlighted, both by Corey Duffel himself: "We call them tight jeans :)" and "tight jeans. it's an honorable title. Skinny pants? Sounds awful. And no one called them that until brands tried marketing them"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Sumo deadlifts
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I get sports now. It's about reducing a man to numbers and then making those numbers do imaginary fights in your head.
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ÄNGSTE ZUR KUNST @mkollmer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i miss when i could google things
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ÄNGSTE ZUR KUNST @mkollmer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i just figured that the solution is to be more annoying
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Why does the stuff you buy at Costco, despite being twice the amount as what you get at a regular grocery store, only seem to last half as long?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
beef cheeks. post workout. yes, _those_ cheeks, not the ones I'm sure you're envisioning you slut
Beef cheeks in a cast-iron Dutch oven, before cooking.Beef cheeks, after cooking, on a cutting board.
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Sleepless in YYC @kvlovely19.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
haha only ½ pull-up
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Pretty sure the ad/ab machine knows I didn't shower this morning 😔😱😅
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Castro gays and their rat-sized dogs
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/03/2025
Sorry I dont let people use me as a punching bag I should be more considerate
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
First week back after a month off. I feel humbled, small and weak, and sore.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cropped screenshot of my gym workout app saying " welcome back! Last workout 4 weeks ago. Do load to avoid soreness "
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Refilled my PrEP while it's still covered
Three prescription bottles of Descovy with an invoice showing the regular retail price of over $6,000, and my cost $0
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Straight people run around spitting out a bunch of fucking kids they don't half ass raise, sucking up resources and then wanna blame gay folk for everything wrong with the goddamn fucked up world. Ya'll got shit bass ackwards, motherfuckers.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
it’s those ‘normal’ ones you have to be careful of…
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
hot take: Wicked is ALSO a prequel to Shrek
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"gulf of muskcango"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Remember, when eating the rich, you don't necessarily have to kill them first. Follow me for more culinary tips!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Git: "Stage this hunk"? What am I, planning a Chippendales show?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
when you can't help but hear someone in the restroom and can't help but think wtf have they been eating
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You'll never slice yourself into a small enough shape for them to love you. Aim the blade outward.
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