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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm

@mlpqlm.bsky.social
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Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such. Capitalism is inherently broken. By design. "It's a class issue?" "Always has been!" Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US. COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
There's a physics lesson in there somewhere
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Just putting them on
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Occupational hazard haha
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Every day is leg day 😭🤣
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
...on a good night in the Castro
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
That's what we're doing now. I guess we'll have to come up with another euphemism.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ebay listing for a pair of women's Hollister jeans, titled "Vintage Ladies, Girls Blue Jeans, Hollister, Size 0, Nice Jeans, Pants, Nice Sex"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It's way way too late in the game to keep taking the high road
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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Alex @dubsa98.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.
Black and white image of the painting "Red Dust" by George Quaintance from Wikipedia showing a shirtless cowboy wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat holding a coiled rope with several horses in the background.Full color image of the same painting where the cowboy's bulge in his jeans is clearly visible.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
...and I STILL trust Waymos more than bicyclists
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Totally this! Cf. his recent stance on Trans rights, his forcing the state workers to 4 days despite proven lack of real estate and detrimental effects on the environment and traffic.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Wait till you find out about the Coppertone girl.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices
Me at work in the office wearing a grey shirt with the Grindr logo and name printed on the top left.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don't lift heavy I don't rep quick and fas' I go to the gym To...
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
New red Chucks, who dis? ...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever. I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Good thing I wear a lot of "sonscreen"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'd already done the hard work of getting them past my thighs!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Per Google translate, it "doubles as a douche and touch," which I believe means it also works as a dildo.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"I learned back in my teens There's no point in protestin' If you look good in tight jeans That's what they'll want you dressed in." -Nancy, from Groundhog Day The Musical
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
April 29th is #NationalZipperDay! Have you thanked your zipper recently?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵ I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over. #posteriorchain
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Didn't Lucas use the Alameda Tube too for some scenes (I'm not talking about the climax scenes in the newly-built Transbay Tube)?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Give him a break! Those OCC guys work 19 hour shifts, worse than a Purdue chicken factory. They're the reason BART can't run 24 hours.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
when life imitates shirt
Me at the gym doing a deadlift with a smirk on my face, wearing a tank top with a cartoon of a unicorn with rainbow colored hair also doing a dead lift with the same smirk on his face.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Probably the only good thing about Yelp is the ability to do this.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Like the term "twink," jiggle is a mindset!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So true, only I got my first motorcycle, a Honda Nighthawk 750, in 1997 lol
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Not not dark enough, not quick enough
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Excellent reframing, thanks 👍
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Thanks! I drive like a grandma 😅
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Barbell row. Caffeine withdrawal.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
CB500F
Me sitting on my red and white Honda motorcycle parked in front of Mr S Leather, wearing black boots, latex-looking tights, black spandex shirt, and a leather jacket.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
But did he scream out his own name during orgasm?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#SFRW
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I swear my gym outfits are random. (Okay, quasi random--I have a system!) This serendipitous all-red, all-Amoresy combination felt motivational!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Can't recommend particulars. I really enjoy wandering & "getting lost" there at night b/c the shop & street lighting evoke a somewhat creepy yet romantic feeling I imagine Hong Kong must've felt like in the early 1900s. Bonus if there's fog. There's some mediocre restaurants there, but no bad ones.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Chinatown
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
On my knees
Me at the gym again, kneeling between plank sets.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The color purple usually stands for royalty.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
JS Bach and leg day
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yet another example of how my upper body looks better on leg day workouts. Why is that?
Me, shirtless, wearing black and red mid-length tights, posing ridiculously in the gym locker room
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you're poor, you can always SELL used underwear 😅
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I mean, it is New York after all. Maybe they're somehow related incidents?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
White spandex don't lie.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
No-sleep, half-hungover workout. Is this what it feels like to be a Castro twink? #totallyworthit
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ernie needed an excuse to show Fritzi's calves.
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