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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm

@mlpqlm.bsky.social
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Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such. Capitalism is inherently broken. By design. "It's a class issue?" "Always has been!" Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US. COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Every day is leg day 😭🤣
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ebay listing for a pair of women's Hollister jeans, titled "Vintage Ladies, Girls Blue Jeans, Hollister, Size 0, Nice Jeans, Pants, Nice Sex"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.
Black and white image of the painting "Red Dust" by George Quaintance from Wikipedia showing a shirtless cowboy wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat holding a coiled rope with several horses in the background.Full color image of the same painting where the cowboy's bulge in his jeans is clearly visible.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices
Me at work in the office wearing a grey shirt with the Grindr logo and name printed on the top left.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don't lift heavy I don't rep quick and fas' I go to the gym To...
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
New red Chucks, who dis? ...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever. I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
April 29th is #NationalZipperDay! Have you thanked your zipper recently?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵ I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over. #posteriorchain
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
when life imitates shirt
Me at the gym doing a deadlift with a smirk on my face, wearing a tank top with a cartoon of a unicorn with rainbow colored hair also doing a dead lift with the same smirk on his face.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Barbell row. Caffeine withdrawal.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
CB500F
Me sitting on my red and white Honda motorcycle parked in front of Mr S Leather, wearing black boots, latex-looking tights, black spandex shirt, and a leather jacket.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#SFRW
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I swear my gym outfits are random. (Okay, quasi random--I have a system!) This serendipitous all-red, all-Amoresy combination felt motivational!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
On my knees
Me at the gym again, kneeling between plank sets.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yet another example of how my upper body looks better on leg day workouts. Why is that?
Me, shirtless, wearing black and red mid-length tights, posing ridiculously in the gym locker room
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
White spandex don't lie.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
No-sleep, half-hungover workout. Is this what it feels like to be a Castro twink? #totallyworthit
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Despite being sizable, considering all the expensive issues I've had in the past 6 months, I'm now more in debt than I was before my income tax refund. I had plans, but I was still able to afford myself some new bathroom accessories! (This may also have to double as my outfit for Dore this year.)
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A smiling donkey.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Screenshot of an excerpt from the middle of a text chat:

A: "...visible biceps on the team haha"
B: "That poor 7th guy"
A: "that's show business marky mark"
B: "'what smells, sells'"
A: "hence, musk night at sf powerhouse"
B: "does Elon ever actually show up?"
A: "Who else is under the pig mask getting a free whiff of armpit?"
B: "'ahhhh, smells like aparteid'"
A: "aparteid and bear sweat - yum!"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I wish I could hack skateboarding, but I do appreciate the anti-capitalist sentiment. www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y
Screenshot of one slide of an Instagram post (https://www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y) about skinny jeans and skateboarding in the 2000s by https://www.instagram.com/samutaro/ . The slide is a quote by skateboarder Corey Duffel: "In the early '00's nobody was wearing tight clothes, and you couldn't buy that stuff anywhere so you had to make it yourself. I got very bullied for wearing women's jeans, like, "How dare you wear that stuff, you faggot loser," but why does what I wear matter anyway? How does it affect another person? Do they hate women? Do they hate gay people? And then ten years later those people are wearing stretch pants too. I just laugh at it."
Out of several comments, two are highlighted, both by Corey Duffel himself: "We call them tight jeans :)" and "tight jeans. it's an honorable title. Skinny pants? Sounds awful. And no one called them that until brands tried marketing them"
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Sumo deadlifts
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
beef cheeks. post workout. yes, _those_ cheeks, not the ones I'm sure you're envisioning you slut
Beef cheeks in a cast-iron Dutch oven, before cooking.Beef cheeks, after cooking, on a cutting board.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
haha only ½ pull-up
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Pretty sure the ad/ab machine knows I didn't shower this morning 😔😱😅
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
First week back after a month off. I feel humbled, small and weak, and sore.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cropped screenshot of my gym workout app saying " welcome back! Last workout 4 weeks ago. Do load to avoid soreness "
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Refilled my PrEP while it's still covered
Three prescription bottles of Descovy with an invoice showing the regular retail price of over $6,000, and my cost $0
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't get some peoples' claim that one needs to grip one's feet (much!) and arch one's back for bench presses. I mean, I'll stabilize my core and glutes, but this is an UPPER body exercise, is it not?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Over 6lbs in one week? Hmmm...
Screenshot of my electronic scale app, showing I've gone up 6.8 lbs compared to January 31st
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It helps to have decades of unresolved trauma, anger, and frustration Follow me for more workout tips!
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Cold gym morning
Me at the bottom of a squat rep at the gym wearing a hoodie
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Workout C is a mission
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Always tip your tow driver
My (possibly totalled) motorcycle strapped up on a flatbed truck
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Found this on the sidewalk near one of those free library kiosk thingies that are on every block in Noe Valley. $90 on Amazon. Still 4.5lbs left. Likely ditched because big alpha male gym marys can't handle anything that doesn't taste like a candy bar. Would you try it?
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just a bench press
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My gym is undergoing renovation so it sounds like a machine shop, uffff #spandex #spandexsaturday #splitsquats #whitespandexdontlie
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i'm sorry, but I do NOT have 1.1K followers. any suggestions on how to clear out the cruft?
Screenshot of my profile showing a count of 1.1K followers
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
go ahead make that face I have my reasons
One of my standard streetside poses wearing black Vans hi-tops, tight vintage Cheap Monday dark blue jeans, belt, black hoodie, and a backpack.Another shot from the same selfie session.Third shot from the same selfie group.Fourth shot from the same session.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
go ahead make that face I have my reasons
Chuck roast, a little too cooked, in a cast iron pot.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
go ahead make that face I have my reasons
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When taking gym selfies, it's important to have a VERY SERIOUS, if not scowling, look on your face, otherwise the GAYNZ® just won't come. Follow me for more health tips!
Me standing on a gym locker room bench, flexing, wearing red Chucks with black laces, red Amoresy short tights, and my favorite "queer punks barbell club" tank top.Me again flexing in the gym locker room, facing away.Me again flexing in the gym locker room with a slightly less serious face.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Just dropped off my motorcycle at the shop for some much-needed repairs and tune-ups. There goes my income tax refund. #selfiesaturday #gaysaturday
Me, on the Muni M light rail underground, heading towards the gym.Me on the Muni M still, facing away from the camera, watching the lights go by in the tunnel.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Now more than ever, visibility is crucial
Flashback to June 2024: me wearing red Chuck Taylor sneakers, tight jeans, rainbow belt, and a black shirt emphasizing the "DEMON" in "PRIDEMONTH".
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Kevlar they are not
Me standing next to my motorcycle wearing a motorcycle helmet and spandex shirt and tights.
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⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm @mlpqlm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A lone bicycle seat stuck upright on a grassy lawn.
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