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@misti.space
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✨ 31 • she/her • made of stardust ✨ 👨‍👩‍👦 wifey & mommy 🐾 animal lover 🍲 kitchen witch 🎮 casual gamer Twt: @Misfortunez Tumblr: kittibu

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 05/10/2026
Updated pinned 📌✨ 👨‍👩‍👦 👶🏻x2, 😺x2, 🐶x1 🎮 Final Fantasy XIV 🎮 Neopets 🎮 Hello Kitty Island Adventure 🎮 Stardew Valley 🎮 Terraria 🎮 RPG, cozy, +more! 📚 Fantasy, supernatural, +more! 📺 Steven Universe, It's Always Sunny, Simpsons 🐾 Animals 🤱🏻 Mom life 🃏 Pokemon cards 💖 Plushies 👽 Weird, niche, unsettling
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I AM IN HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 06/10/2025
I actually didn't get a bingo last night?! 🤯 However I didn't get a break for 6 hours and a man made a comment about me "coming home with him" while I was by myself. Normal retail things.
A customer BINGO card containing the following squares:

Dunkin or Starbucks

Is in the way, doesn't know or care

Couple argues or insults each other

They have actual "Karen hair"

Is suddenly very interested in something you're trying to work on

Shows you a pic of what they're looking for

Doesn't say "Excuse me"

Sends someone over to ask a question you already answered

Price commentary

Sitting or lying on not furniture

Breaks something

Sends kid to ask question

Comments on staffing level

Same customer stops you twice

Gives another customer wrong information

Asks for something you don't even sell

Mimes the item they're looking for

Messes with store fixture or equipment

Fucks with display

Steps into your path and just stops

Abandons cart (not empty)

Doesn't say "Thank you"

Tells bad joke

Touches you

Asks for price on clearly priced item
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 05/10/2025
Got a bingo yesterday. 😭 I have a feeling tonight will be worse.
A customer BINGO card containing these squares:

Hear a crash in the distance

Parents ignore misbehaving kids

The customer is actually right. Holy crap!

Shows you a pic of what they're looking for

Overpowering perfume or cologne

Sends kid to ask question

Says they're just going to get it from Amazon

Boxes you in

Product on floor

Eats food they haven't paid for

They have actual "Karen hair"

Teenager acts like a dildo (sorry, I'm old)

Dunkin or Starbucks

Sitting or lying on not furniture

Asks you to check another location's stock

Tells you what the website or app says

Complains or asks question near you but not to you

A pet that's clearly not a service animal

Talks shit about the company or store like you care

Walks away from cart containing personal item or child

Leaves something gross

Doesn't say "Excuse me"

Yells for help from, like, really far away

Makes you repeat the answer

Abandons cart (not empty)
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Purpzie 🐦 @purpzie.com · 24/09/2025
thinking about what got me out of bed today
Responsibilities and self care: I sleep. Photo of a guy sleeping.

Unknown bird sound outside: real shit. Photo of a guy awake with his eyes glowing, and holding a phone with the Merlin bird ID app.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Slowing Down. 😒
A character sitting at the kitchen table resting.
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jen @ katsuemma splendiferous. 🐲🦄 @painnington.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
gwagwa tia
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 03/09/2025
GOING TO A BBNO$ SHOW NEXT YEAR AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA @creativecardiax.bsky.social I'M SO EXCITED
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a doll with glasses and a pink skirt has a beard
Alt: A low poly cat with a pink skirt and bbno$'s hair, glasses, and facial hair is dancing.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 31/08/2025
@creativecardiax.bsky.social was the Fluttershy to my Pinkie Pie today 🩷💛
A person in a yellow dress with a pink and green wig with flowers in it and yellow ears standing next to a girl with a hot pink wig, a pink sparkly shirt, a blue skirt, blue cupcake knee high socks, and a yellow bag.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 22/08/2025
I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
Digital sketch of a cute possum in pastel colors running with legs moving real fast underneath it and the tail outstretched straight behind it. Looks like it's in a real hurry to get somewhere!
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/08/2025
Got the bandage off my hand yesterday and went down to a sometimes finger splint. It's so nice to pet my animals with both hands again. 😭
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fenny 🦇 @fennelsoup.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
yeah
text post saying: apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/08/2025
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet. Cookie was trying out this wig for me. She rates it -2/10.
Cookie, my gray tortie cat, trying on a long, messy, light pink wig.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 14/08/2025
Pondering what to do with some leftover chocolate chips in my pantry and then I remembered. I'm an adult. I can just eat them.
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Yrie @yrie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Watch Out!
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 08/08/2025
International Cat Day, you say? 🧐 #cats #catsky
My dilute tortie Cookie sniffing a red magnifying glass. Her nose and part of her right eye are enlarged in the glass.My calico cat, Cupcake, looking pleased. She is sitting on my desk with my monitor and plushies in the background.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 06/08/2025
Tweet: oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you
pictures?
yeah?
do you need the bo-bot to
write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron??
so do you need chat gpt to fuck your
wife ??
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August (and I definitely don't need anymore bad).
A cute little gray-green tree frog sitting on someone's hand and looking right into the camera.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 30/07/2025
Update: the dog has now decided it's his turn to lay with me and has banished the cats from the recliner.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 30/07/2025
My cats have been taking turns laying with me since I got back from the hospital. The dog is offended that I smell weird and has chosen to remain outside.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 30/07/2025
They fixed my finger today. 😭
An X-ray of my hand pre-surgery. The bones of the ring finger are shattered and out of place below the middle knuckle.An X-ray of the affected finger. There is now a plate and a plethora of screws holding my bones together.
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CardiaX @creativecardiax.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Real human artists, share the last 4 pieces of art that you made! 🎨 (Two doodles, one commission, and one piece of vent art. Woo. Lol)
Sketches of four people. Two are feminine men; I need to practice drawing men. Lol The other two are women. One is a knight wearing armor and wielding a sword and shield. The other is a witch wearing a cold-shoulder top and holding a white cat. A simple sketch of my character Kavita. In this drawing, she has blue hair and pink skin. She's wearing an outfit I've worn recently, which is a cropped tank top with a yellow smiley face melting off a skull, loose-fitting scrub pants, a plaid long-sleeve shirt, and sneakers. She's also wearing my fidget necklace.A commission done for a friend's book. These characters are fae and are wearing fantasy clothing, and they have mystical tattoos. The background is a stone wall with swirling shadows cast upon it.Vent art of pale blue hands holding a broken ankh in front of a purple background.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i talk a lot of shit for someone who tears up at seeing stuffed animals mistreated tbh
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 28/07/2025
I was in a pretty bad car accident yesterday but luckily only broke a finger and the other people were fine. The cars, however, were not. Literally my worst nightmare come to fruition though and just being in a vehicle right now is giving me panic attacks. I don't want to drive for a while.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Season 7 / Episode 20
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StuntmAEn Bob @stuntmaenbob.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
P e aC e f UL w 0r L ds E xi sT #pixelart
pixel art landscape - in front a first lake, another one in the middle of the piece. right and left side some trees. background some mountains and a castle on the left side on one of the mountains. behind the castle is a huge planet and a big shining star surrounded by a blue sky full of shining stars. On the lake I the middle is a small boat.Pixel art landscape - front: plants, flowers, a lot of grass and a guy with his dog (left in the middle). Middle: Waves of the ocean. Background: Dark sky full of shining stars and some planets.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 25/07/2025
Forcing you all to look upon my babiest baby, Cupcake. #cats #catsky
My calico cat, Cupcake, sitting on a flowery quilt with her ears tilted back. She looks slightly perturbed. She has dainty white paws and a little pink nose.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 24/07/2025
New pinned 📌✨ 👨‍👩‍👦 👶🏻x1, 🐶x1, 😺x2 🎮 Final Fantasy XIV 🎮 Neopets 🎮 Hello Kitty Island Adventure 🎮 Stardew Valley 🎮 Terraria 🎮 RPG, sim, roguelike, cozy, +more! 📚 Fantasy, supernatural, +more! 🐾 Animals 🤱🏻 Mom life 🃏 Pokemon cards 💖 Plushies 👽 Weird, niche, unsettling 💬 Learning Spanish (B1)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
just super stuff
Screenshot from Wikipedia:
A black and white image of a racehorse with text below reading

Potoooooooo
British thoroughbred racehorse

Potoooooooo or variations of Pot-8-Os (1773 - November 1800) was an 18th-century thoroughbred racehorse who won over 25 races and placed higher than some of the most prominent racehorses of his time. He went on to be an important sire, whose leading runners included Epsom Derby winners Waxy, Champion, and Tyrant. He is best known for the unusual spelling of his name, pronounced Potatoes.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 18/07/2025
The more water I drink the more I have to piss and I just think that's unfair
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 15/07/2025
My boss who makes the schedule and approves all the time off requests is shocked that I am off on a day that she approved for me to be off ???
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 13/07/2025
And the person I work with was sick in and out of the bathroom all evening 😭
A customer BINGO card with these squares:

Complains about the quality of merch, like you can control that 

Walks slower than any human should walk

Breaks something

A pet that's clearly not a service animal

Asks if you work there

Is in the way, doesn't know or care

Destroys packaging

Touching random things they have no apparent interest in buying

Rambunctious family rolls through

Stacks or rearranges product

They have actual "Karen hair"

Burp or fart

Tells you how far they drove

Mimes the item they're looking for

Boxes you in

Does something stupid or unsafe

Gives you more information than you need

Walks into area they don't belong

Reeks of cigarettes or weed

Complains or asks question near you but not to you

Doesn't say "Thank you"

Hear a crash in the distance

Product on floor

Leaves something gross

Sets off alarm
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 12/07/2025
My boss called me at 7:45 this morning to open the store and now I have to go back for my regular shift closing the store
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a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
Alt: An orange cat leaning against a white wall on a wooden floor looking exhausted and maybe a little sad. The text at the bottom says "OK".
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 11/07/2025
📚 I finished reading A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness I'd rate it 7/10
The book cover for A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness, "Book One of the ALL SOULS SERIES". The cover art depicts a cityscape with alchemical symbols superimposed over the night sky above.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 07/07/2025
You know your movie is doing great when you're using Spam to promote it
A photo of two cans of SPAM classic stacked on top of one another with "limited edition" Lilo and Stitch labeling. These include photos of Stitch waving on one and riding a surfboard on the other.
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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 01/07/2025
Got the stickers I ordered from @thecathive.bsky.social plus some bonus stickers!!!! I love them so much!!! 😍
Some stickers laid out on a wooden table: a holographic green alien cat head with stars in its eyes, a holographic fluffy green alien cat with antennae, a white mage and black mage cat similar to the jobs from Final Fantasy, a holographic multi-pointed sticker with an orange cat on a skateboard with sunglasses that says "HECK YEAH", a brown cat with yellow markings wearing a cowboy hat with a yellow star on it, a gray tabby cat singing into a microphone, a white happy looking cat with orange splotches wearing a green bowtie, a white cat with gray splotches posing like one of your French girls, and an orange cat head doing a big rawr.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Me, a retail worker:
Kid from We're the Millers: "Wait, you all get an extra day off when there's a holiday?"
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Oliver Ghingold @emceebois.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.
A screenshot of a website laid out in a two-by-two grid:

Top-left, a line-drawing image of a cartoon woman with braided hair looking at text messages on her smartphone with a smile.

Top-right, "Text us from anywhere, anytime. Standard text messaging rates may apply." "Text 'START' to 678-678" button, "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-left, "Reach out to hear a live voice on the line." "Call us at 1-866-488-7386" button. "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-right, side-by-side line-drawing images of two cartoon people. On the left, a cartoon woman is holding her phone to her ear and looking up at the night sky. On the right, a cartoon phone agent is sitting in front of a laptop with a headset on in front of a bright, sunny sky.
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite
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