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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 06/10/2025

I actually didn't get a bingo last night?! 🤯 However I didn't get a break for 6 hours and a man made a comment about me "coming home with him" while I was by myself. Normal retail things.

A customer BINGO card containing the following squares:

Dunkin or Starbucks

Is in the way, doesn't know or care

Couple argues or insults each other

They have actual "Karen hair"

Is suddenly very interested in something you're trying to work on

Shows you a pic of what they're looking for

Doesn't say "Excuse me"

Sends someone over to ask a question you already answered

Price commentary

Sitting or lying on not furniture

Breaks something

Sends kid to ask question

Comments on staffing level

Same customer stops you twice

Gives another customer wrong information

Asks for something you don't even sell

Mimes the item they're looking for

Messes with store fixture or equipment

Fucks with display

Steps into your path and just stops

Abandons cart (not empty)

Doesn't say "Thank you"

Tells bad joke

Touches you

Asks for price on clearly priced item

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 05/10/2025

Got a bingo yesterday. 😭 I have a feeling tonight will be worse.

A customer BINGO card containing these squares:

Hear a crash in the distance

Parents ignore misbehaving kids

The customer is actually right. Holy crap!

Shows you a pic of what they're looking for

Overpowering perfume or cologne

Sends kid to ask question

Says they're just going to get it from Amazon

Boxes you in

Product on floor

Eats food they haven't paid for

They have actual "Karen hair"

Teenager acts like a dildo (sorry, I'm old)

Dunkin or Starbucks

Sitting or lying on not furniture

Asks you to check another location's stock

Tells you what the website or app says

Complains or asks question near you but not to you

A pet that's clearly not a service animal

Talks shit about the company or store like you care

Walks away from cart containing personal item or child

Leaves something gross

Doesn't say "Excuse me"

Yells for help from, like, really far away

Makes you repeat the answer

Abandons cart (not empty)

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/09/2025

My Cookie sits at the table just like this. 😸

A gray tortie cat peering over a wooden table.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 31/08/2025

@creativecardiax.bsky.social was the Fluttershy to my Pinkie Pie today 🩷💛

A person in a yellow dress with a pink and green wig with flowers in it and yellow ears standing next to a girl with a hot pink wig, a pink sparkly shirt, a blue skirt, blue cupcake knee high socks, and a yellow bag.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/08/2025

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet. Cookie was trying out this wig for me. She rates it -2/10.

Cookie, my gray tortie cat, trying on a long, messy, light pink wig.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 12/08/2025

This is my favorite recipe from an old cookbook my mom has. Sooooo good 😩

FAVORITE BAKED BEANS RECIPE

1 31-oz. can pork and beans
1/2 c. catsup
1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 1/2 tbsp. vinegar
3/4 c. packed brown sugar
1 tbsp. prepared mustard
1/2 med. onion, chopped
2 slices bacon, halved

Combine all the ingredients except the bacon in a bowl and mix well. Pour into a baking dish. Arrange the bacon over the top. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour,

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 08/08/2025

International Cat Day, you say? 🧐 #cats #catsky

My dilute tortie Cookie sniffing a red magnifying glass. Her nose and part of her right eye are enlarged in the glass.

My calico cat, Cupcake, looking pleased. She is sitting on my desk with my monitor and plushies in the background.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 01/08/2025

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August (and I definitely don't need anymore bad).

A cute little gray-green tree frog sitting on someone's hand and looking right into the camera.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 30/07/2025

They fixed my finger today. 😭

An X-ray of my hand pre-surgery. The bones of the ring finger are shattered and out of place below the middle knuckle.

An X-ray of the affected finger. There is now a plate and a plethora of screws holding my bones together.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 25/07/2025

Forcing you all to look upon my babiest baby, Cupcake. #cats #catsky

My calico cat, Cupcake, sitting on a flowery quilt with her ears tilted back. She looks slightly perturbed. She has dainty white paws and a little pink nose.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 13/07/2025

And the person I work with was sick in and out of the bathroom all evening 😭

A customer BINGO card with these squares:

Complains about the quality of merch, like you can control that

Walks slower than any human should walk

Breaks something

A pet that's clearly not a service animal

Asks if you work there

Is in the way, doesn't know or care

Destroys packaging

Touching random things they have no apparent interest in buying

Rambunctious family rolls through

Stacks or rearranges product

They have actual "Karen hair"

Burp or fart

Tells you how far they drove

Mimes the item they're looking for

Boxes you in

Does something stupid or unsafe

Gives you more information than you need

Walks into area they don't belong

Reeks of cigarettes or weed

Complains or asks question near you but not to you

Doesn't say "Thank you"

Hear a crash in the distance

Product on floor

Leaves something gross

Sets off alarm

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 11/07/2025

📚 I finished reading A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness I'd rate it 7/10

The book cover for A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness, "Book One of the ALL SOULS SERIES". The cover art depicts a cityscape with alchemical symbols superimposed over the night sky above.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 07/07/2025

You know your movie is doing great when you're using Spam to promote it

A photo of two cans of SPAM classic stacked on top of one another with "limited edition" Lilo and Stitch labeling. These include photos of Stitch waving on one and riding a surfboard on the other.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 01/07/2025

Got the stickers I ordered from @thecathive.bsky.social plus some bonus stickers!!!! I love them so much!!! 😍

Some stickers laid out on a wooden table: a holographic green alien cat head with stars in its eyes, a holographic fluffy green alien cat with antennae, a white mage and black mage cat similar to the jobs from Final Fantasy, a holographic multi-pointed sticker with an orange cat on a skateboard with sunglasses that says "HECK YEAH", a brown cat with yellow markings wearing a cowboy hat with a yellow star on it, a gray tabby cat singing into a microphone, a white happy looking cat with orange splotches wearing a green bowtie, a white cat with gray splotches posing like one of your French girls, and an orange cat head doing a big rawr.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 12/06/2025

"Despite everything, it's still you." #FFXIV

Baby sprout Mitsuko in the middle of casting Medica at Urth's Gift in South Shroud.

Current Mitsuko in the middle of casting Medica III at Urth's Gift in South Shroud.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 06/06/2025

Planted some flowers with the kiddo today because he wanted to. I know very little about gardening so I'm winging it lol

A flower bed containing three coleus, five begonias, and three caladiums. They are surrounded by cedar mulch.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 29/05/2025

"She's looking right at me, isn't she?"

A calico cat (Cupcake) is laying on her human's lap looking slightly annoyed. In the background and out of focus, her sister (Cookie), a gray diluted tortoiseshell cat, is sitting on a chair and looking toward Cupcake.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 15/05/2025

Some of my regular customers had this baby raccoon at work the other day. The poor thing lost its mama but some kind humans are taking care of it.

A baby raccoon wrapped in a pink and camo jacket. Several humans' hands are petting it.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 01/05/2025

I tried to upload a video of Cookie purring but Bluesky's compression completely fucked the audio 😭 so have a picture instead and just imagine the purrs that come out of this thing.

My cat Cookie, a gray diluted tortoiseshell cat, posing on her back in a chair. Her feet are curled cutely and her eyes are big.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 07/04/2025

Nickelback's Photograph playing on the "classic rock" radio station

Photo is of the "withered wojack" meme. A black-and-white sketch of a humanoid figure made up of dense, chaotic crosshatching. The head is large and bald, with deep, hollow black voids where the eyes should be. The mouth is small and closed.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 07/04/2025

No, thank YOU for providing the entire soundtrack to my life last month 💖

Badges

Top Listener of bbno$
Apr 2, 2025
You were in the top 0.5% of listeners in March 2025

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 30/03/2025

Me, scrolling: "goth pussy???"

A screenshot of the quoted post showing only the top of the image, two walls and a ceiling converging into a dark point.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 15/03/2025

Still thinking about this strawberry milk boba I had yesterday 🤤 #food

A photo of some strawberry milk tea with popping strawberry boba in a cup with the Strawberry Shortcake character printed on it.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 13/03/2025

My sweet kiddo picked me some flowers today while with his grandparents 🥺 (featuring Cookie giving them a big ole sniff)

Some yellow daffodils in a jar being sniffed by a grey tortoiseshell cat.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 12/03/2025

I have people in my community that think this way and it scares the shit out of me. 😶

Image transcript:

The death of his daughter, Peter told me, was God’s will. God created measles. God allowed the disease to take his daughter’s life. “Everybody has to die,” he said. Peter’s eyes closed, and he struggled to continue talking. “It’s very hard, very hard,” he said at last. “It’s a big hole.”

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 11/03/2025

My first bestie in Hello Kitty Island Adventure is Chococat 🥺🤎

A screenshot saying "Level 15 reward: You are now Best Friends with Chococat!"

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 09/03/2025

WHO GAVE THIS DOG A LICENSE

A dog sitting in the driver's seat of a gray vehicle.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 21/02/2025

WHAT? You mean this isn't a fuzzy little guy????

Close up photo of a bumblebee looking at the camera

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 14/02/2025

Happy Valentione's! 🌹❣️🫶🏻 #ffxiv

A screenshot of my Final Fantasy XIV character making a heart with her hands

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 14/02/2025

In honor of Valentine's Day I must once again share this screenshot from 2018.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 14/02/2025

My husband got me Hello Kitty Island Adventure for Valentine's Day 😭💜 I may or may not have put the kid to bed and played until 2am 👀

A screenshot of my character from Hello Kitty Island Adventure. They are a purple, pink, and black bunny wearing a lilac colored sunhat and a blue outfit. They are standing in front of a spooky chair and bookshelf.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 11/02/2025

Ground chuck beef stew (because I didn't have stew meat) and masa harina cornbread (because I didn't have cornmeal) 😆 Was pretty good for a meal that I didn't have the ingredients for lmao #food

A bowl of beef stew and a slice of cornbread in a bowl.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 10/02/2025

Just glancing at my cats you probably wouldn't know they're from the same litter, but if you're around them for a while you can see some similarities...

Cookie, a gray tortoiseshell cat, sleeping face down on the back of a recliner.

Cupcake, a calico cat, sleeping face down on the back of a recliner.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 10/02/2025

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.

A female mannequin wearing a yellow crop top on which is printed the word "BEANS" in red varsity-style lettering.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 06/02/2025

GIANT red bell pepper stuffed with seasoned ground beef and rice, topped with cheddar and chives! 😋

A very long red bell pepper (approximately 4-5 inches) stuffed with ground beef and rice topped with melted cheddar cheese and chives.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 04/02/2025

Not my prettiest plating but it was delicious ☺️ Homemade candied bacon, buttermilk biscuits with peach preserves, and seasoned green beans with potatoes.

A photo of bacon, biscuits, green beans and potatoes on a plate with a fork.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 29/01/2025

When your friends surprise you with tickets to see a good band 🥹🥹🥹 Thank you @creativecardiax.bsky.social and Max I love you guys so much 💜

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 28/01/2025

My son and I are harassing my parents' orange dingus because we love him 🧡

An orange cat looking perturbed while being held and cuddled by two people, one on each side of him

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 24/01/2025

If you see this, post your fav flower 🌷 Hydrangeas 💜🩵

Purple and blue hydrangea flowers growing on the bush next to a gray brick wall.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 22/01/2025

Why is it so accurate though 🥲 poomang.com/en/t/squid_t...

Gentle Squid

"Hi there! Hehe
Let's be friends~"

Misti Squid-o

Sensitive and kind
Poor at execution
Perfectionist
Struggles to say no
Tough on themselves
Compliment machine
Plans but doesn't act
Forgives easily
Quietly angry inside

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/01/2025

This reminds me of one of my favorite pics of my mom's cats when they were little

A gray cat with an orange cat stepping on his head.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 20/01/2025

I have 3 pets so I'm gonna post 2 facts about each ☺️ Cookie: - Always wants to be where the humans are. - Has a kill record of 100% on mice that have gotten in. Cupcake: - Hides from strangers. - Very picky about treats. Iggy: - Scared of the robot vacuum. - Loves to cuddle on the couch.

Cookie, a gray cat, sitting in a kitchen chair and tenderly caressing a tiny piece of rotisserie chicken that's on the table.

Cupcake, a calico cat, laying on the back of the recliner and looking at the camera with big eyes.

Iggy, a black and white dog with a white and red coat, sitting in the snow with his eyes closed. He appears to be smiling.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 16/01/2025

The level 60 weaver gear makes my WoL look like she owns a brothel 😭 #ffxiv

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my character Mitsuko wearing the gear set for a level 60 weaver. It consists of a black top hat with a feather, a large red coat with a fur-lined collar and black and gold accents, and black gloves, pants, and boots. She is also wearing red glasses.

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · 08/01/2025

I ran up to her and said "I CAUGHT YOU!!!!!! ...being adorable!" and this is the look she gave me

A photograph of a calico cat with a confused/concerned expression with three white question marks edited in above her head.

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