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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of the biggest red flags: adults with strong aversion to anchovies. Grow up

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I were in the long mile I would def be killed on account of having to shit

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

And it's been nice not reacting to my phone vibrating every time I get an email

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Been an experience having my phone Bricked for the past few days now. My lizard brain will boop the icon for an app, get told no this is blocked, and then try again multiple times throughout the day That said, I haven't really missed any of *broadly gesturing* this

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thinking about getting a tattoo of my age

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Got me a Brick™ so hopefully I'll be reading a lot less of your posts

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Servant of the Lake is such good stuff. Pump that Rusty Lake shit straight into my veins

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Getting into sekiro, hoo boy is this dark souls. Died to the first prick mini boss at least 15 times

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Convinced that Will Arnett's magician bit on Sesame Street is him being fully in character as Gob

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Bad news I fell off a mountain and turned into a boat

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Local hospital to offer new financing option for low income patients: a coin flip where if you lose your bill doubles but if you win you pay nothing!

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

White people love to refuse seats and say, "no I'm gonna be sitting all day!"

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Igorrr is some of the coolest most creative metal I've happened upon in a minute

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

*Ms. Rachel in the throes of passion* 🎵Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiinn🎵

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026

ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In the end it was the pineapple juice that got her

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Very funny to imagine Bullseye painstakingly carving his little message into his knife before chucking it to Daredevil "He's gonna love this 🥰"

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Does Young Washington occur in the same cinematic universe as Young Sheldon

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

First they came for me. It was bizarre but flattering

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

He's right, the second Palmolive bottle is way more fuckable

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

One annoying thing is that this means that I'll either have to keep using my Xbox as a Blu-ray player or get a standalone device

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Discs have felt increasingly vestigial over the years. Sometimes I'd buy a "physical" game that only contained a download code. The game lives on your hard drive anyway; the disc just serves as an authorization to let you play your game.

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If you haven't watched the bear, well now you don't have to! youtu.be/vG1RGife134?...

youtu.be

The Bear: The Video Game

YouTube video by Hotel Art Thief

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

"Destroy obstacles" is a common videogame objective but also a powerful self affirmation

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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026

good morning

Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Welcome to the resistance uh *checks notes*.. Ted Cruz

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

For an an air of elegance, I like to pronounce the Jaguar F-Pace like Versace

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If you're in line to vote for Jeremy corbyn, stay in line

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Tom Holland leaked his own marriage smh

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Wonder what the odds are of trump juicing the market by cancelling strikes to coincide with spacex trading tomorrow

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

LET 👏 OUR 👏 WOUNDED 👏 VETERANS 👏 PLAY 👏 GOLF

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Strange discourse about how you can’t do well without grifting. like what about healthcare? What about law? Very weird

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Any time you flush the toilet on a plane it just gets ejected straight into the sky, poop and all

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robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Was just thinking it’s about time Cassidy does a Jeff flake and suddenly grows a conscience. Performative little worms

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